Things That Damon Would NEVER Say Chapter 3

Things That Damon Would NEVER Say Chapter 3

Damon: -Pours sparkles all over Stefan and runs away-

Stefan: Grrr!! Damon!!

Damon: Heehee! Now you sparkle like Edward Cullen!

Stefan: -gives Damon the death glare-

Damon: Ewww blood is icky. It tastes nasty too!

Stefan: Um Damon, we have to drink that stuff in order to stay alive.

Damon: I can live on alcohol.

Damon: My little pony, my little pony....

Stefan: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU STOP SINGING?

Damon: I can't help it. I love to sing!

Damon: -sings- Put your left in, put your left foot out. Put your left foot in and shake it all about. Do the hokie pokie and shake it all about. That's what it all about!

Damon: -sings- Baby, baby, baby noooo.  I'm like baby, baby, baby nooo. I'm like baby, baby, baby nooo. I'd thought you'd always be mine (mine). When i was thirteen,i had my first love, there was nobody that compared to my baby...and nobody ever came between us or ever come above she had me goin' crazy, oh i was starstruck,she woke me up daily dont need... she made my heart pound and skip a beat when i see her in the street and at school on the playground...

Damon: *farts loudly*

Stefan: Ugh Damon that's gross! What did you eat a human?

Damon: Actually I ate a very fat Mexican man. Must've ate alot of tacos. *farts again*

Damon: Edward is a pretty fairy. Stefan, when I grow up I wanna be a fairy like Edward because he's so pretty and glitterly. 

Stefan: Oh Damon....

Damon: *cowers in the corner* please don't hurt me, I'm a weak little vampire.

Damon: I'm hungry.

Stefan: Then go hunt.

Damon: I'm hungry.

Stefan: *getting annoyed* Why don't you go hunting?

Damon: I'm hungry.

Stefan: THEN GO HUNTING!!!

Damon: *looks at Stefan* Stefan?

Stefan: *glares* what?

Damon: I'm hungry.

A/N: LOL hoped you enjoyed that chap! I think I'm going to stop it there. Hoped you enjoyed and please leave a review before you leave. Thank you! :)