Vampires in Pink, how Bizzare.

Vampires in Pink! How bizzare!

A/N: If any of you guys watch the anime show called Dragon Ball Z, then you will get the joke. For those that don't watch DBZ, then read anyways. It's funny!

Chapter 1

The Salvatore boarding house door opened and Damon walked in, back from his three day hunting trip. He had decided to leave town for awhile and go to the Carribeanan to get some sun and also drink from the chicks in bikinis. Now, he was tired and in desperate need of a shower. 

He walked up the stairs and went into the bathroom. He pulled the shower curtian back and turned the knob, only to find that no water was coming out. "This better not be broken." growled Damon as he turned it even more, hearing the knob squeak in protest as it was being turned too far. Finally, Damon heard a snap and looked at the knob that was in his hands. "Damn this piece crap to hell!" He threw it angrily against the wall, hearing it shatter into millions of pieces.

Stefan then chose that perfect time to walk in and see Damon cursing out the broken shower. Stefan quirked an eyebrow in confusion. "What are you doing?"

Damon wheeled angrily onto Stefan, invisible puffs of steam coming out of his ears. "The shower is broken! Why didn't you get it fixed? Don't you realize that maybe once in awhile people need to clean themselves?"

Stefan sighed. "The shower isn't broken Damon. You were probably turning the knob the wrong way again. You have to turn it to the left, not the right. Which way did you turn it?"

Damon's face turned a beet red as he looked down at the tile floor. "Right." he muttered.

Stefan sighed as he walked over to the shower to turn the water on only to find that the knob wasn't there. "Where is the knob?"

Damon pointed to the wall that had a small dent in it. "Over there." 

Stefan turned his head and saw the remains of the knob, all in tiny fragments. He closed his eyes and turned back to Damon. "Congradulations, you broke the shower!"

Damon glared at his brother. "Well, excuse me! I've had a very long three days and all I wanted to do was take a shower! It's not my fault that I'm impatient!"

Stefan sighed as he shook his head. "You're impossible Damon."

Damon sighed. "So what am I gonna do now?"

"You could go take a shower over at Elena's," Damon's eyes widened. "or you can wait until the shower is fixed, which might not be for another week or two."

Damon sighed. He really didn't want to go take a shower in Elena's shower with was probably filled to the brim with girly stuff but he really didn't want to wait another week to take his shower. "Fine, I'll go to Elena's. Maybe she could join me." Damon smirked slyly but immeditately disappeared when Stefan gave Damon the look of death. "Or I could just take it by myself. Chill man I was just kidding."

Stefan watched his brother walk downstairs and sighed to himself. He sure hoped that Elena could handle Damon and he hoped that she wouldn't kill him for sending Damon over to her house.

Damon made it to Elena's house in a matter of seconds and knocked on the door, dreading the whole thing. He knew that he wasn't allowed to have any fun, or 'put Elena's life in danger,' as Stefan put it. A few minutes later, Elena opened the door and surprise crossed her face when she saw Damon standing there. "Damon, what are you doing here?"

Damon sighed as he moved his eyes up to face Elena. "I returned from a three day hunting trip and I needed to take a shower so I went home and was going to take one but I broke the shower."

Elena laughed as Damon's brows knitted together. "Ok, you can take one here."

Damon walked in and brushed past Elena, who caught a wiff of his scent and cringed. He defentantly needed a shower. She led Damon up the stairs and to the bathroom. "Ok, so the soap is on the white bar as soon as you step in. I'm going to give you some "Head and Shoulders" for-"

"I know how you give head but how do you give shoulders?" A grin spread across Damon's face as Elena rolled her eyes at him. "As I was saying, you need to use "Head and Shoulders" for your scalp to make sure you have no dandruff in it. Also, I'm going to give you some body wash-"

"I don't think Stefan would approve of you washing my body Elena, but we don't have to tell him." Damon whispered. A hand came up and smacked Damon hard in the face. He rubbed the place where Elena had slapped him and smirked his Damon smirk. "That hurt."

"Will you please not interrupt me for two seconds?" Elena glared at Damon, and when she was sure that he would stay quiet, she began speaking. "Since your clothes are dirty, I will need to wash them so you can borrow some clothes here. Don't worry, you can borrow one of my brother's shirts." Elena said when she saw the look on Damon's face. "Other then that, make sure you clean up the bathroom when you're done."

Damon nodded, stepping into the bathroom and closing the door. Elena waited by the door for a minute when a pile of clothes were thrown at her. She reached down and picked up some pieces that fell onto the floor and put them into the washing machine, holding her nose as she did so. Elena quickly grabbed a box and opened it, going through the clothes until she found one that she deemed suitable. Elena opened the bathroom door a crack to see Damon already in the shower. She quietly crept in and set the clothes down on the counter. "I'm just putting out some clothes. Change into these when you get out." Damon heard the click of the door and turned off the water. Quickly grabbing a towel, he wrapped it around his waist and stepped out, feeling the cool air hit his bare chest. He walked over to the counter to put the clothes on when his hand froze in midair.

"ELENA!"

Elena had just finished putting soap in the washing machine when she heard Damon's yell. "Yes?" 

Damon stromed out of the bathroom, wearing a pink shirt that had the words "bad man" written on the back and yellow pants with brown shoes. "What is this?" Damon nearly yelled, gesturing to the clothes that he was wearing.

Elena cocked her head to the side. "That is what I could find on such short notice. You don't like it? Would you like me to get you a hot pink shirt instead?"

Damon could feel his whole face brust into flames as he glared daggers at Elena. He could feel his fangs at the edge of breaking his pink gums and his eyes slowly turned red. "Is this what boys wear nowadays?"

Elena nodded. "It's the new style." She tried her hardest not to laugh.

"I am a vampire! Not a-not a variety of flower!" Damon clenched his fists in absolute rage.

"Suck it up."

Damon's mood was now deadly. "Vampires do not wear pink! Except for maybe that Edward Cullen freak."

Elena rolled her eyes. "Just live with it Damon. Once you get home you can change-"

"And have my brother see me like this?no way in hell will that happen!" 

Elena groaned. "It's the style Damon. Just live with it. Infact, I know other vampires that wear pink and they're male."

"Vampires in pink, how bizzare."

Elena patted him on the back and lightly pushed him towards the door. "If you hate the clothes that much, then go home and change then come back and get your other clothes. They should be ready by the time you come back."

Damon said nothing as he walked out the door, slamming it behind him. Once Elena was sure that he was out of earshot, she brust out laughing. She couldn't wait for Stefan to see this.

Damon angily opened the door and slammed it behind him. He had to change out of these clothes quick before Stefan saw him.

"Back so soon?"

Damon froze as he slowly turned around to see Stefan standing there, smirking widely. "Why are you wearing pink Damon?"

Damon glared at Stefan as he stomped up the stairs. "Save it Stefan. I don't want to hear it."

Stefan chuckled to himself as he sat back down onto the couch. "The poor fool. I wonder when he'll realize that Elena was just playing with him."

The end

A/N: Lol poor Damon. I feel bad for him. Hehe. :) Hoped you enjoyed this cute little one shot. Please review! 

Vampire Diaries Cast Meet Their Characters Chapter 7

The Vampire Diaries Cast Meet Their Characters Chapter 7

After a long day of working on set, Ian finally had some time to spend in his trailer with his new pets. He smiled as he took them out of their cage. "I think I'm going to name you guys." He picked up the solid black cat and held it up in the air, softly running his fingers through the thick fur. "I think I'll name you Mr. Cuddles, because you are so sweet and cuddlely." The black cat rasied it's fur, looking mad at the name it was given, but calmed down after looking at it's white companion. "And you," He picked up the white cat and held her close, "I'll name you Pericous."

The white cat meowed somewhat painfully as it struggled to get out of Ian's grasp. "Ok ok, hold on." Ian set Pericous down and immeditately she started clawing at the window. Ian opened the door and watched as the two cats shot out of the house like bullets and into the woods. "Hey wait!" Ian ran after them, tripping over uprooted tree branches and twigs until he finally made it to where the cats stopped. Ian looked and saw that they were infront of the boarding house. "How did you guys find this?" He reached down and picked up the cats but was surprised when they viscously saratched him. "Ow!" Ian yelled in pain as he dropped them on their feet. The cats slowly advanced onto the boarding house, each walking slowly, almost as If they were copying each other's movements. 

Ian stared at the cats quizzically. "You guys want to go meet Stefan?" The cats turned around and both meowed happily. Ian walked up to the door and knocked on it. 

A few minutes later Elena opened the door, a surprised look on her face. "Oh, hi Ian. What brings you here?"

"My cats." Ian said breathlessly.

Elena looked down and saw the two cats staring at her. "Aw, what cute cats. Where did you find them?"

"I was in Louisana and I found them drenched in oil so I saved them."

Elena smiled. "You're so sweet Ian. Damon could learn a thing or two from you. Well, come in and make yourselves at home."

Ian smiled as he stepped through the door, almost tripping over Mr. Cuddles as he dashed inside along with Pericous. "I guess they're excited. I've never seen them act like this." laughed Ian as he walked in and closed the door.

Stefan came down the stairs and saw Ian standing next to Elena. "Hey Stefan." 

"What are you doing here?" asked Stefan.

"I saved two cats from the oil and when I let them out of the trailer they came over here."

Stefan nodded, looking down at Mr. Cuddles and Pericous lying by Ian's feet. He could feel something strange, something evil that was now in the house but had no idea what it could be. Damon then appeared, looking around wildly. "Do you feel that?" 

"Yes, it's strong. Do you think it's Katherine?" asked Stefan.

"Possibly." replied Damon, eyes narrowing at the cats by Ian's feet. "Where did you get those?"

Ian picked up the cats and held them protectively in his arms. "They were drowning in oil so I saved them."

The tension in the room seemed to ease up but Damon and Stefan were still on edge. "What do you think it could be?"

Damon shook his head. "It's close by. Maybe it's around the house somewhere. Let's go look outside." Stefan nodded as the two vampires ran at inhuman speed out the door. 

Ian stood there, perplexed. Elena turned around to him and smiled reassuringly. "Usually it's nothing."

Ian tried to smile but was seriously doubting Elena's words. Somehow he could feel that something was terribly wrong. Elena took a seat at the couch in the living room and picked up a book to try and keep her mind off of what Stefan and Damon said. But her eyes couldn't help but drift towards the window where Stefan and Damon were probably at, searching the woods for anything suspicous.


"Find anything?" Stefan asked Damon as the two brothers met at the front of the house. 

Damon shook his head, looking more confused and angry. "No, apperantly this person doesn't want to be found."

Stefan nodded, staring out into the dark abliss of the woods. "Let's go back inside. I'm sure Elena and Ian are worried."

Damon sighed as he reluctantly agreed. The front door swung open and they both walked in, disappointed looks creasing their features. Elena got up off of the couch and walked over to them followed closely by Ian. "You weren't able to find it were you?" asked Elena.

Stefan shook his head. "Nope, apperantly the person that is doing this doesn't want to be found."

"It could possibly be Katherine." suggested Ian.

Stefan shook his head. "That's a possibly but we're not sure. We can't be sure of anything yet. All we know is that something bad is nearby."

Ian nodded, sensing the tension in the room. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Right now you can go tell the others what's going on." replied Stefan, casting a look at Elena.

Elena nodded. "Yeah, we'll keep an eye on things here."

Ian nodded. "Ok, I'll be back in a bit." He turned to leave and looked down at the kittens. "Do you mind if I leave them here while I go and get everyone?"

Stefan nodded. "Sure, I'm sure we can handle them for a few minutes while you're gone."

"Ok." Ian knelt down and rubbed behind the kittens' ears. "Have fun while I'm gone. Don't get into any trouble." Ian said his goodbyes to Elena and Stefan before leaving.

Stefan, Damon, and Elena both looked at each other. "What are we going to do now?"

Damon sighed. "I don't-" His sentence was cut off by the sound of glass breaking. They both snapped their heads to the right as two vampires attacked Damon. Elena quickly ran off to the staircase so she wouldn't be in the way and watched as Stefan threw the vampire that held Damon down into a wall, creating a crack. The vampire barreled its way towards Stefan, flipping over the coffee table in the process. Stefan blocked the vampire from knocking him down and pinned it to the ground. "Stefan catch!"

Stefan caught the stake that Damon threw at him and stabbed the vampire right in the heart. It took a couple of shallow breaths before it died. Stefan quickly got up to see Damon finishing off the vampire that he was fighting, watching the way the vampire was fighting. It appeared to be that these vampires were new, or else they wouldn't be fighting so sloppy and reckless. 

Damon easily defeated the vampire he was fighting. He watched as it turned gray and looked over at Stefan with a questionable look on his face. "What just happened?"

Stefan shook his head. "I have no idea."

Elena slowly crept out from behind the staircase and looked at the dead vampires lying on the ground. "What just happened?"

"We don't know." answered Stefan as he lit a fire in the fireplace and picked up one of the vampires, tossing it into the red and orange flame. Damon did the same with the one he killed. He watched as the sea of fire burned the rotting corpse, transforming it into nothing but ashes.

Elena sighed as she sat down. "Well, atleast you guys caught the vampires before it was too late."

Stefan smiled as he kissed her on the cheek. "I'm going to let Ian's pets out for awhile. It looks like they want outside."

Elena looked over at the door and saw the two kittens clawing furiously at the door, perfectly unharmed. "Oh my gosh, I completely forgot about them!"

They both meowed impatiently at the door, waiting to be let out. Stefan opened the door and watched them zoom off into the dinstance, little bodies disappearing into the dark woods. Stefan closed the door and turned to the messy living room. Damon inwardly groaned and helped Stefan clean up the aftermath of the battle, along with Elena.


Deep in the absolute darkness of the woods, the two kittens stood. Perious began glowing and a white light that was brighter then the sun enveloped her. The black cat watched, never taking his eyes off of her as she began to take on a human form. Long locks of brown hair covered her back and a white dress appeared, covering every inch of her body. White dress shoes and gloves found their way to her and her eyes flew open, revealing pools of harden brown orbs. She smiled as the bright light faded away and the woods returned to it's dark color. A mental voice spoke in her head. Miss Katherine, what is our next plan?

Katherine smiled mischeviously as she sat down on an old tree stump. The black cat jumped into her lap and purred as Katherine rubbed behind it's ears. "Patience my love." she spoke softly. "Getting their trust was the first phase of our plan. The rest of the plan will soon follow."

The black cat suddenly jumped off of her lap and it's fur started to glow in the same way Katherine's did. Katherine watched as the cat slowly took on a human form. Black hair covered his head and more black covered his body: black shirt, tight black pants, and a leather jacket. His eyes were that of the black night, a never ending void of darkness. He turned to Katherine."Now that I can talk," he spoke softly, running his hands down Katherine's face, "I've done my part with the oil spill by removing the cap they put on there, and making sure that the pipeline couldn't be repaired by damaging it even more. When can we kill those wretched Salvatore brothers?"

"In time, dear. In time." Katherine kissed him softly, running her hands up and down his face. She moved down to his neck and let her fangs lightly touch his skin, brushing the white daggers against the fine hardness of his pale skin before pulling away. 

He glared at her. "That was mean."

Katherine smirked. "I know. But you love me anyways. I mean, how could you not? You are the person who made me like this, Klaus."

Klaus grinned evilly. "Yes, and I'll never forget about what you did with the Salvatores." He frowned at that memory.

"They were just my playthings, love. I only used them to my amusement. You know I love you and only you." 

Klaus grinned. "I'm glad because I'd hate to have to kill you. You're too beautiful to kill."

Katherine ran her fingers through his dark hair, massaging his scalp. "I'd never betray you. I vowed my love to you before you even turned me."

Klaus smiled as he went down memory lane. "Those were the days."

Katherine nodded. "Yep they were."

Klaus pulled away from Katherine and his face grew serious again. "So what are we going to do about Damon? He's the main one we should be worried about."

"Relax, love. I have it all under control. Once the brothers are out of the way nothing will stop us from taking over this planet."

Klaus nodded, his black eyes shining with malice. "And then, I will make you my vampire queen and we will rule this planet. All the humans will be vampires or we will just kill them all."

Katherine raised an eyebrow. "How about we just turn everyone? I mean, who will be stupid enough to defiy us? We only kill the humans that might pose a threat to us."

Klaus laughed. "What human could pose a threat to us?"

"Try Elena." Katherine spat out angrliy.

"We could kill that little girl within seconds. She can't do anything." laughed Klaus.

Katherine debated for a moment before sighing. "I guess you're right. We could always make her our slave."

"There's an idea." Klaus kissed Katherine hard and rough, running his fingers through her chocolate hair, all the way down to her neck. Katherine moaned, kissing his neck for a minute before pulling away. 

"That's enough. We can have more fun later."

Klaus nodded, looking out into the darkness of the woods. "They're here." 

Katherine turned her head and curled her lips into a smile. "Indeed they are." Red eyes shone through the darkness, pirecing the blackness with it's red lasers. Slowly, bodies and shapes began to take form. They crawled out of the darkness like little insects, expanding in numbers rapidly. Katherine and Klaus watched as multiple vampires stood in font of them, all lined up in a line and looking dead ahead, not one of them moving. Klaus walked down the line, examing each and every one of them. 

Klaus faced Katherine. "It looks like they're ready."

"Good, we need them ready if we want to beat Damon and Stefan."

The army of vampires smiled at this; they couldn't wait to have their first taste of battle. "When do you want to do this?" asked Klaus.

Katherine smiled. "Soon. Right now we have to lay low for awhile." 

Klaus agreed reluctantly. "I hope we attack soon. I don't think I can take anymore of them calling me Mr. Cuddles!"

Katherine laughed softly. "Well, they are right about one thing. You are very cuddily." She wrapped her arms around him, laying her head on his chest. 

Klaus laughed, stroking her hair. "We better get back or they might get suspisous."

Katherine nodded and turned to the vampires. "We'll come back here to discuss further plans with you later. For now, try not to draw attention to yourselves. We don't want anymore of you to die like the last two that attacked them recklessly. We will teach you how to fight efficietly. Come back tomorrow." The vampires watched as Katherine and Klaus glowed bright white and transformed back into kittens. Klaus and Katherine looked at each other before scampering back to the boarding house, phase two of their plan complete.

A/N: And you guys thought Katherine was trouble. Everyone that has read the books knows that Klaus is nothing but bad news. For those that haven't read the book I will explain who he is. Klaus is an oringial vampire, meaning that he was never turned. He turned Katherine when she met him in a village and in the books she left Damon and Stefan for him. Haven't read all the books (stopped at five) so I really don't know if he comes back or not. I'm prety sure he died in either the third or fourth book. It's been awhile since I've read them. So anyways, there's your summary of him and if you want to know more about him then read the books or ask either me or somebody else. Hoped you enjoyed this chapter and please review!