Damon VS Edward Who is Hotter Chapter 3

Damon VS Edward Who is Hotter Chapter 3

Well, got a couple reviews and they happen to like my idea! So next chapter, someone will be leaving this fic unless if Edward somehow gets more votes then Damon. Then the next one will be a tie breaker.

Edward: Come on people you know you like me better then that crazy vampire over there who dresses like a girl.

Damon: I was FORCED into this! It wasn't my idea to wear it! That ugly whale did this to me!

Emily: *eyes narrow* excuse me?

Damon: You heard me you fat toad!

Emily: Broly!

Broly: *appears next to her* yes sweetie?

Emily: *eyes water and fake cries* Damon called me a whale!

Damon: Wow you really are whipped. Can't you tell that she's faking you big oaf! 

Broly: Grr! *grabs Damon and begins beating him senselessly*

Damon: I'll have my revenge!!!

Emily: *giggles* have fun Damon!

Damon: You stupid whore!

Ok....well since no one has offered any ideas for torture or picked who they liked I guess I have to start this off. Please welcome Caroline!

Crowd: *cheers*

Caroline: Hello everyone! *waves*

Damon: *gets away from Broly* Hello to you babydoll.

Caroline: *looks at Damon with disgust* beat it Damon. 

Damon: Aw you still have hard feelings? Why can't you let that go?

Caroline: You bit me, held me against my will, and almost killed me. I'm not going to let it go! Btw, I like your dress. It's really pretty and suits you perfectly.

Damon: *growls and looks at Emily who was smiling sweetly* I hate you!

Emily: *blows him a kiss* love you too!

Ok Caroline, who do you like better?

Caroline: You're kidding me right? Damon is a jerk that needs to be lit on fire and burned. I choose Edward!

Edward: Haha in your face!

Damon: She doesn't know what she is talking about. Who could resist this? *takes off shirt and causes a few girls in the audience to faint*

Edward: Anybody that is blind.

Damon: No, because they would all date you until they could see then immediately hop on the next plane to Cuba just to get away from you!

So, Damon. How do you want to be tortured?

Damon: How about you just don't do it at all?

Emily: I have an idea. *evil grin*

Damon: Oh no! Not you! I'd rather get sent to the moon again then get tortured by you!

What is your idea Emily?

Emily: *laughs evilly* muhahahaha!!!! Perfect. *rubs hands together while smiling* 

Damon: *backs up a little as Emily advances on him* stay the hell away from me!

Emily: *grins as she ties Damon in a chair soaked with vervain*

Damon: God this burns!! *hisses*

Emily: *gets a small TV and plugs it up.*

Damon: *watches as she turns on the TV and screams in horror* NOOOOO!!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!! THEY'RE BEING RAPED!!!!! 

Emily: Enjoy! After that you still have two more to watch! We will let you go when all three are done playing.

Damon: I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!! OK, OK! I TAKE BACK EVERY MEAN THING I SAID ABOUT YOU! NOW WILL YOU PLEASE LET ME GO???

Emily: *smiles* nope. This is too entertaining. 

Edward: Is he watching Twilight?

Emily: Yep.

Damon: *tries to close eyes but found them taped back* why can't I close my eyes?

Emily: But Damon, if you did that then you would miss all the fun!

Edward: Yeah, you would.

Damon: *glares daggers at Emily* don't go to sleep tonight!

Emily: I don't think I am. Broly and I are going to be busy all night long, if you know what I mean. 

Damon: *gags*

Um ew, I don't think anybody needed to know that.

Damon: I sure didn't.

Broly: *wraps arms around Emily and kisses her*

Emily: *tugs on Broly's hair and deepens the kiss*

Damon: That's it. I'm going to be sick. *throws up*

EMILY AND BROLY!! Not infront of people!!

Emily and Broly: *breaks apart and goes to sit down together*

Ok, now for our next one! Oh hey, Ian's back!

Ian: Hey everybody. I wanted to come back and see how the show is going.

Well, so far Damon has the most votes.

Ian: No surprise there. *looks over at Edward* what happened to him?

Oh, let's just say alot of people enjoy torturing him.

Ian: Oh, so is there anything I can do to help out?

Um no I think we are good. But if I need assistance with anything I'll be sure to give you a call!

Ian: Ok and thanks. *walks off*

Damon: AHHHHH!!!!!!

What is it Damon?

Damon: That reject just sparkled and now I'm blind!!

Edward: *snickers* I dazzle everybody. No one can resist my shininess! 

Damon: Go to hell you vampire fairy!

Edward: Aww now Cinderella, is that appropriate lady talk?

Damon: *twitch* Cinderella? CINDERELLA? NOW YOU'RE DEAD!!! *rips off the vervain ropes in one fluid movement and attacks Edward*

Edward: *screams like a girl and runs away from the deranged Damon*

Damon: That's right you better run!

Edward: *runs into the sun and sparkled*

Damon: OH GOD! *stops chasing him and covers his eyes* my eyes burn!

Edward: *smirks* seems I have one up on you.

Damon: In your dreams pretty boy!

Edward: I beg to differ.

Ok ok guys. That's enough. We have a constant! Please welcome Heena!

Heena: heyyyyy...i really enjoyed reading it...poor edward though...u cud have given
him atleast some more votes...lol...though i (totally) love damon right nw i
guess ill always have a soft spot for ed cuz directly or indirectly hes the
one who got me into vd in the first place

Edward: Aw you're so sweet! Atleast someone likes me! *glares at everyone in the room*

Damon: That poor fool is probably wasted to be thanking you for anything, but atleast I was the one that was chosen. Now, how should we torture you? I know! How about we make you watch every episode of Vampire Diaries?

Edward: *eyes widen* NO!

Damon: It's only fair right? I had to sit through that monstrosity of a movie so you must do the same.

I think that is a good idea. Emily, won't you come over here and put on Vampire Diaries for Eddie over here?

Emily: Gladly. *ties Edward to a chair and puts the DVD in*

Edward: NOOOO!!!!!

Damon: Who's laughing now twinkle toes?

Edward: SHUT UP CINDERELLA!

Damon: Say that again and I might 'accidentally' set that rope on fire.

Emily: Oh Damon! You haven't finished watching Twilight yet! 

Damon: Oh hell no! *runs away from Emily at vampire speed* haha come and catch me -beep-

Emily: *sighs* guess I have to do this the hard way. Oh Brolycums!

Broly: *flies over to Emily and glares menacingly at Damon* I know what to do. *quickly grabs Damon and superglues him to the chair and wraps vervain ropes everywhere on his body* There! Now let's see you escape!

Damon: I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS EVERYONE HERE WILL BE DEAD!!! STARTING WITH YOU! *points to me*

Aw come on Damon. It's just a game.

Damon: Just a game? JUST A GAME?? THIS IS UNCALLED FOR!!!!

Whatever. Ok since this is going to take awhile, I'm going to go ahead and end this chapter. First, let's see how Damon and Edward did. 

Emily: Damon: 1 Edward: 1

Wow, same scores. But if you add the total number of points up Damon has nine and Edward four. So Damon wins!

Damon: Great, now will you let me go?

Emily: Doesn't work that way Damon. The torture commences. 

Damon: Ugh. You suck.

Emily: I know! But Broly is the only one that I will suck!

Damon: *face turns green* Didn't. Need. To. Know. That. 

Haha...*sweat drop* anyways, I would like to thank everyone for reviewing and remember that Stefan will be appearing in the next chapter to face off against Damon so have your torture ideas ready!

Damon: My brother doesn't stand a chance against me. 

Edward: Don't assume anything yet. He could surprise you.

Damon: The only thing that Stefan has done to surprise me was drink human blood! And that didn't last very long!

Edward: Then he got back onto animal blood. 

Damon: What a loser.

Emily: If I must say Damon, you were the one to help him get off the human blood and go back to killing animals.

Damon: That's only because he was going to expose me by gnawing on everyone in town! That freak has no self-control whatsoever! 

Whatever you say Damon. We know that you care about him.

Damon: Pfft! As if!

*sigh* anyways, we end the chapter here. Until next time!

Damon: AHHHH!!! MY EYES ARE BEING RAPED AGAIN!!!!

Emily: This is going to be a long day.

A/N: In case you don't know who Broly is that Emily is with, he is a guy from Dragon Ball Z, which is an amine show. She has a huge crush on him. Anyways, hoped you enjoyed and review please!

My Deepest Secrets

My Deepest Secrets

A/N: I can't believe I'm doing this. Since there is no Damon/Stefan incest fics on this site (I don't think, I tried to find some but couldn't) I thought I would make one. Summary: What would happen if Elena and Katherine died? Who would the Salvatore brothers turn too? The answer? Each other. 

Chapter 1

Stefan stared out the window, completely devastated. Elena was gone. Killed by Katherine. And now Katherine was gone too. He knew that his brother must be hurting right now but he knew his brother would never show his feelings. He never did. Damon was like a rock that could never be tore down to see what was underneath. He was surrounded by a shell that was impossible to break. He sighed. If only his brother would open up to him more, maybe they could gain back their lost brotherhood.

He stood up and went into the living room to find his brother with a bottle of whiskey and a bag of blood on each hand. Walking over to his brother steadily, Stefan spoke softly, "I'm so sorry Damon."

Damon looked up from his whiskey and blood to see the face of his concerned brother. He was high on alcohol now, and feeling a bit tipsy. "Yeah, I know. They're both dead."

Stefan nodded, looking down at the wooden floors. "I know. What do we do now?"

"Mourn them I suppose." Damon took a swig from his whiskey and set it down, his eyes blood red and wobbling a bit from the giant intake of alcohol. "Maybe we can have our own fun."

Stefan shook his head. "I'm not going to do that Damon. I'm not you. I don't party with girls like that."

Damon shook his head. "No, not girls."

Stefan stared at his brother with a confused expression, then his eyes widened. "Are you trying to tell me that you are gay?"

Damon growled a little bit. "NO! I don't want to invite any guys over either! All I want is.."

Stefan's eyes lightened up. Maybe he wanted their bond back, but he seriously doubted that. "What is it Damon?"

Damon pinned Stefan up against the wall in a matter of seconds, his hot breath breathing down Stefan's throat. "I want you." 

Before Stefan could ask what he met by that or even respond, Damon's lips came into contact with his, crashing into them like water crashing against a sandy beach. Stefan looked repulsed as he tried to pull away, but Damon had a firm grip on him and wouldn't let go. He just deepened the kiss, enjoying every moment. Stefan could feel his willpower weakening and found him amazingly kissing back. He couldn't explain why or how, but the way Damon kissed was something he'd never experienced before. It had amazing amount of power and pleasure all mixed into one. No wonder so many girls threw themselves at him. He was a great kisser. 

Damon soon released Stefan, breathing heavily. He grinned. "So how about it little brother?"

Before Stefan had a chance to respond, he was flown up the stairs and to his room where Damon threw him on the bed and got on top of him. Clothes started flying and soon the sound of moaning was impossible to escape from. Stefan moaned again as Damon rammed himself inside of him, staining the bedsheets and shooting immense amounts of pleasure up Stefan's body. Stefan griped the bedsheets tighter as Damon got more rougher and fiercer, hitting Stefan's pleasure spot head on. Stefan threw his head back and tried not to moan out Damon's name as he slowly came. He could feel Damon reaching his climax and bit down on his lip so hard it bled. Damon smirked as he rolled off of Stefan, breathing heavily. Stefan's ragged breaths were like music to Damon's ears as he lazily put his arm around his brother muscled shoulder and squeezed it tight. "Happy family bonding Stefan."

Stefan smiled at his crazed brother, a smile he only reserved for Elena. "Thank you Damon. But I'm worried."

"About what?"

"We're brothers. This is wrong on so many levels and plus you are drunk. You wouldn't be doing this if you were sober."

Damon laughed. "Now that's where you're wrong, brother. I would still want to do this even if I was sober. You want to know why I've hated you for all those years?"

Stefan nodded. "I hated you because we were brothers. I wanted you, but I knew it was wrong and when you fell for Katherine, I had to play along. Pretend that it didn't hurt me. But now that she and Elena are gone, I can finally show my feelings to you."

Stefan stared at his brother in shock. He had never expected this kind of confession from Damon. Heck, he would never have suspected that he had feelings for him that wasn't normal for a brother to have. But the question is, does he have the same feelings?

Stefan had always thought he had been straight, he'd never given men a thought, even when he was lonely for a long period of time. And when he found Elena he became so infatuated with her that he never noticed his brother's pain. An immense amount of guilt washed over Stefan; he couldn't believe that he brother suffered in silence for that long. He pulled his brother into a friendly hug, telling him how sorry he was for ignoring him all these years.

Damon smiled as he pulled away from Stefan and stared intensely into his eyes. "Stefan, look at me." Stefan looked up at his brother with a dazed expression. "It's ok. We were just reckless boys, chasing after every women we saw. But now we know what who we are and what we really are. We're back together little brother, you and me for all eternity. And I wouldn't have it any other way."

Stefan smiled as their lips met and they parted, looking into each other's eyes. "Me either, Damon. Me either."

The end

A/N: Ok it was short but I couldn't really think of what else to write. Please review and tell me what you thought!