The Diary of Damon Salvatore Chapter 2
April 11, 1842
Sorry I've been absent from this writing thing for a few months. I got busy and almost forgot about it but then my mom mentioned it to me. So here I am, for your entertainment only. *insert wink here*
What has happened so far? Well, I found out what my mom is having. She's having a boy. I guess I should be happy, I'll have somebody to play rough with and boss around to do my chores.
On other news, that hot chick in the huge mansion is named Katherine. She's fairly pretty and has this side to her, I don't know what it is but I like it. She's almost as bad as me and very playful. We tease other people and hang them on flagpoles together. Katherine a ton of fun. She's coming over later today while her parents go into town.
Let's see, what else interesting happened. Oh my dad is getting together with some people to build something. I don't know what it is but he says that will be one of the founding fathers of a town.
So sorry my entries are so short. I just don't have alot of free time. My mom will be having the baby soon. They're thinking of names now. I think we're going to call it Stefan. Hm, kinda of a weird name if you ask me.
Well, I really don't know what else to write so I guess I'll end it here. See you later.... Damon S.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
I Won't Leave You Chapter 2
I Won't Leave You Chapter 2
Elena laid back on the feathery comforts of the bed with her arms wrapped around Stefan. She loved him so much and even more so for giving her this precious gift of life. Stefan's muscles contracted around her small frame, holding her even more closely to him. "I love you." Stefan whispered into her hair, his hot breath causing her hair to lightly shift.
Elena turned sideways so her body was pressed more into his and nuzzled her face into his muscular chest. "I love you too."
"Oh god, enough already."
Elena and Stefan quickly looked up to see Damon standing by the door, a cocky grin plastered on his face. Elena glared. "What are you doing here?"
Damon grinned. "Just stopped by to see you two. Nothing special."
"Well, can you leave now?" Elena asked, annoyance evident in her voice.
"But I just got here!" Damon cried in mock protestant.
Stefan groaned as he kissed Elena on the cheek. "I have to go out and do a few things, but are you going to be ok?"
Elena cast a daringly look at Damon before responding. "I'll be fine. Hurry back."
Stefan nodded and kissed Elena's hand as he got up and brushed past his brother who was now leaning against the doorframe. Elena sighed as she slowly rose out of bed, going into the bathroom to brush her teeth. She came back out to find Damon still in her room. She rolled her eyes. "Can I help you?"
Damon grinned. "Funny you should ask."
Elena sighed as she grabbed a pair of shorts and a red shirt. "Just come out with it Damon. I don't have all day."
"I have all day, better yet all of eternity!" he sniggered, watching Elena become flustered.
"Can you just go? I'm really not in the mood to talk to you, especially after what you said to me yesterday."
Damon's smirk faded and he became serious, all trances of humor wiped away from his ocean orbs. "I wanted to speak with you about that."
Elena turned to him. The anger she felt towards him was still there, but on a much more lesser level. She didn't know if she was still mad at him anymore. He was just too easy to forgive. "Oh, so you came up here to try and talk more sense to me? Well guess what Damon, I'm done listening to you!" She tried to sound angry, but she was failing miserably.
Damon shook his head as he cupped her face with both of his hands. "No, it's my fault. I should have never said those things to you."
Elena stood there, bewildered. She never expected to hear that from Damon. She couldn't believe he was trying to make amends with her. "It's ok." she replied, her eyes locking with his, drowning in his beautiful blue orbs of water.
Damon nodded, walking towards the door and about to take his leave when Elena's voice stopped him. "Damon wait."
Damon stopped there for a second and waited as Elena walked up to him, her eyes never leaving his face. "Thank you." She said at last, her hand grasping his and twisting them together.
Damon nodded, squeezing his hand with hers. "You're welcome."
Elena released his hand after a moment, secretly never wanting to let go. She felt dirty for wanting to be closer with Damon. This was wrong, she was carrying Stefan's child! She couldn't and would not have a relationship with Damon. She loved Stefan. He was her world, her everything. And soon they would have a baby. Slipping out of his grasp with little more difficultly then she would have liked, Elena quickly walked briskly past Damon and climbed down the stairs, going into the living room to wait for Stefan. Damon entered the living room and sat down on the couch, watching the dancing blades of fire flaring up in the fireplace, making crackling noises. Elena looked down at her stomach and the realization that she was pregnant hit her like a ton of bricks. In a couple of months, she was going to be a mom.
She never really thought about it until now. Did she want to be a mom? Was she ready for a baby? She knew that she would keep this child no matter want and would take care of it. She hoped Stefan was excited.
Damon swirled the glass of alcohol in his hands and glanced slyly at Elena. He loved her, especially when she got fired up like she did.
Elena looked over to see Damon looking at her, almost smirking as he did so. She sighed and put her full attention on him. "What?"
Damon grinned. He could clearly hear the annoyance fused with her voice. It enticed him, making him wanting her hear more of her sweet powerful voice. He loved it when she talked that way. "Nothing much Momma."
He dodged the pillow that was thrown at him and continue to grin as Elena's hands curled into fists. "Don't call me that!" she censured strongly.
"Ouch." said Damon as he smirked, making her even more mad.
Elena groaned as she threw her hands up in the air. "Why do I even bother?"
"Is everything ok?"
Elena turned her head to see Stefan in the doorway and breathed a sigh of relief. "Damon's being a jerk like usual."
Stefan shot his brother a chastised look as he walked over to Elena, kissing her softly on her pink flesh. Elena kissed back too before pulling away and smiling with all the love in her eyes. "Let's go out."
Stefan raised his eyebrows. "Where?"
Elena lowered her voice to a whisper even though she knew that Damon would hear. "Anywhere away from Damon."
Damon rolled his eyes. "I heard that."
Elena ignored him as she pulled Stefan towards the door and walked out, slamming the door angrily behind her.
A/N: So sorry for the long wait! I've had writer's block on this story for awhile and am finally glad I got around to updating it. Please leave a review and thanks for taking the time to read!
Elena laid back on the feathery comforts of the bed with her arms wrapped around Stefan. She loved him so much and even more so for giving her this precious gift of life. Stefan's muscles contracted around her small frame, holding her even more closely to him. "I love you." Stefan whispered into her hair, his hot breath causing her hair to lightly shift.
Elena turned sideways so her body was pressed more into his and nuzzled her face into his muscular chest. "I love you too."
"Oh god, enough already."
Elena and Stefan quickly looked up to see Damon standing by the door, a cocky grin plastered on his face. Elena glared. "What are you doing here?"
Damon grinned. "Just stopped by to see you two. Nothing special."
"Well, can you leave now?" Elena asked, annoyance evident in her voice.
"But I just got here!" Damon cried in mock protestant.
Stefan groaned as he kissed Elena on the cheek. "I have to go out and do a few things, but are you going to be ok?"
Elena cast a daringly look at Damon before responding. "I'll be fine. Hurry back."
Stefan nodded and kissed Elena's hand as he got up and brushed past his brother who was now leaning against the doorframe. Elena sighed as she slowly rose out of bed, going into the bathroom to brush her teeth. She came back out to find Damon still in her room. She rolled her eyes. "Can I help you?"
Damon grinned. "Funny you should ask."
Elena sighed as she grabbed a pair of shorts and a red shirt. "Just come out with it Damon. I don't have all day."
"I have all day, better yet all of eternity!" he sniggered, watching Elena become flustered.
"Can you just go? I'm really not in the mood to talk to you, especially after what you said to me yesterday."
Damon's smirk faded and he became serious, all trances of humor wiped away from his ocean orbs. "I wanted to speak with you about that."
Elena turned to him. The anger she felt towards him was still there, but on a much more lesser level. She didn't know if she was still mad at him anymore. He was just too easy to forgive. "Oh, so you came up here to try and talk more sense to me? Well guess what Damon, I'm done listening to you!" She tried to sound angry, but she was failing miserably.
Damon shook his head as he cupped her face with both of his hands. "No, it's my fault. I should have never said those things to you."
Elena stood there, bewildered. She never expected to hear that from Damon. She couldn't believe he was trying to make amends with her. "It's ok." she replied, her eyes locking with his, drowning in his beautiful blue orbs of water.
Damon nodded, walking towards the door and about to take his leave when Elena's voice stopped him. "Damon wait."
Damon stopped there for a second and waited as Elena walked up to him, her eyes never leaving his face. "Thank you." She said at last, her hand grasping his and twisting them together.
Damon nodded, squeezing his hand with hers. "You're welcome."
Elena released his hand after a moment, secretly never wanting to let go. She felt dirty for wanting to be closer with Damon. This was wrong, she was carrying Stefan's child! She couldn't and would not have a relationship with Damon. She loved Stefan. He was her world, her everything. And soon they would have a baby. Slipping out of his grasp with little more difficultly then she would have liked, Elena quickly walked briskly past Damon and climbed down the stairs, going into the living room to wait for Stefan. Damon entered the living room and sat down on the couch, watching the dancing blades of fire flaring up in the fireplace, making crackling noises. Elena looked down at her stomach and the realization that she was pregnant hit her like a ton of bricks. In a couple of months, she was going to be a mom.
She never really thought about it until now. Did she want to be a mom? Was she ready for a baby? She knew that she would keep this child no matter want and would take care of it. She hoped Stefan was excited.
Damon swirled the glass of alcohol in his hands and glanced slyly at Elena. He loved her, especially when she got fired up like she did.
Elena looked over to see Damon looking at her, almost smirking as he did so. She sighed and put her full attention on him. "What?"
Damon grinned. He could clearly hear the annoyance fused with her voice. It enticed him, making him wanting her hear more of her sweet powerful voice. He loved it when she talked that way. "Nothing much Momma."
He dodged the pillow that was thrown at him and continue to grin as Elena's hands curled into fists. "Don't call me that!" she censured strongly.
"Ouch." said Damon as he smirked, making her even more mad.
Elena groaned as she threw her hands up in the air. "Why do I even bother?"
"Is everything ok?"
Elena turned her head to see Stefan in the doorway and breathed a sigh of relief. "Damon's being a jerk like usual."
Stefan shot his brother a chastised look as he walked over to Elena, kissing her softly on her pink flesh. Elena kissed back too before pulling away and smiling with all the love in her eyes. "Let's go out."
Stefan raised his eyebrows. "Where?"
Elena lowered her voice to a whisper even though she knew that Damon would hear. "Anywhere away from Damon."
Damon rolled his eyes. "I heard that."
Elena ignored him as she pulled Stefan towards the door and walked out, slamming the door angrily behind her.
A/N: So sorry for the long wait! I've had writer's block on this story for awhile and am finally glad I got around to updating it. Please leave a review and thanks for taking the time to read!
Friday, August 27, 2010
The Diary of Damon Salvatore
The Diary of Damon Salvatore
Summary: Ever wondered what was in Damon's journal? Read this to find out and go inside the mind of our favorite vampire!
Journal entry 1. Date: January 8, 1842
Well, I'm just now using this thing called a journal. Mom got it for me for my 7th birthday and I just stared using it. I don't know how I feel about writing in this. I feel like an idiot holding a feather coated with ink and sitting at a wooden desk writing in this thing. I'm not even a big fan of writing but my mom wants me to do it so I will.
Now, how to start this off? Well, there's this girl that moved into a huge mansion a couple blocks away from us. I don't know who she is but she's around my age.
Hmm....what else? Oh my mom dropped a bombshell on my dad and I this morning at breakfast. She's pregnant. I think she's only a couple of weeks along so I really don't know what she's having yet. I don't know if I want to be a big brother. You have to watch out for them, help them, feed them, and sometimes change them. Ugh. But on the other hand I'll have she or he to do all my chores and blame them for stuff that I do.
I honestly don't know what else to write. Oh yeah, lemme tell you what I did at school today. I gave a kid a wedgie and stuck him up on the flagpole. Why did I give him a wedgie? Because I was bored and the kid was annoying me. Plus it was really funny how he was up on there!
I do not see the point of school. It's so pointless and boring. Those teachers are just as bad as the principals that run the place. But some of the female teachers are rawr! It's so much fun when they wear those short dresses and they give me a free show. I bet your wondering why a seven year old is thinking about these kinds of stuff. Well, that's just me. I'm Damon Salvatore. I do what I want, when I want. If you had the chance to hang someone from the flagpole wouldn't you do it? I swear that kid wanted to be put up there. He was so annoying with his retarded questions and he wouldn't leave me alone so I had to do something. Did I get in trouble? No, Damon Salvatore never gets in trouble! I can do whatever I want and nobody can boss me around!
.......crap. My mom wants me to brush my teeth and go to bed so I won't be tired for another day of hell tomorrow. And you don't disobey her unless you want your butt sore for a week to where you can't even sit down.
Guess that's my cue to go. I'll try to write more soon, hopefully. See ya! Damon S.
A/N: Well, again I would like thank Sayainprincess1992 for the idea! :) I hoped you guys liked this and I'll be posting chapter 2 soon! Reviews make me happy!
Summary: Ever wondered what was in Damon's journal? Read this to find out and go inside the mind of our favorite vampire!
Journal entry 1. Date: January 8, 1842
Well, I'm just now using this thing called a journal. Mom got it for me for my 7th birthday and I just stared using it. I don't know how I feel about writing in this. I feel like an idiot holding a feather coated with ink and sitting at a wooden desk writing in this thing. I'm not even a big fan of writing but my mom wants me to do it so I will.
Now, how to start this off? Well, there's this girl that moved into a huge mansion a couple blocks away from us. I don't know who she is but she's around my age.
Hmm....what else? Oh my mom dropped a bombshell on my dad and I this morning at breakfast. She's pregnant. I think she's only a couple of weeks along so I really don't know what she's having yet. I don't know if I want to be a big brother. You have to watch out for them, help them, feed them, and sometimes change them. Ugh. But on the other hand I'll have she or he to do all my chores and blame them for stuff that I do.
I honestly don't know what else to write. Oh yeah, lemme tell you what I did at school today. I gave a kid a wedgie and stuck him up on the flagpole. Why did I give him a wedgie? Because I was bored and the kid was annoying me. Plus it was really funny how he was up on there!
I do not see the point of school. It's so pointless and boring. Those teachers are just as bad as the principals that run the place. But some of the female teachers are rawr! It's so much fun when they wear those short dresses and they give me a free show. I bet your wondering why a seven year old is thinking about these kinds of stuff. Well, that's just me. I'm Damon Salvatore. I do what I want, when I want. If you had the chance to hang someone from the flagpole wouldn't you do it? I swear that kid wanted to be put up there. He was so annoying with his retarded questions and he wouldn't leave me alone so I had to do something. Did I get in trouble? No, Damon Salvatore never gets in trouble! I can do whatever I want and nobody can boss me around!
.......crap. My mom wants me to brush my teeth and go to bed so I won't be tired for another day of hell tomorrow. And you don't disobey her unless you want your butt sore for a week to where you can't even sit down.
Guess that's my cue to go. I'll try to write more soon, hopefully. See ya! Damon S.
A/N: Well, again I would like thank Sayainprincess1992 for the idea! :) I hoped you guys liked this and I'll be posting chapter 2 soon! Reviews make me happy!
Vampire Diaries Meet Their Characters Chapter 14
The Vampire Diaries Cast Meet Their Characters Chapter 14
Damon sped along the thick woods, following the trail of Katherine's and Nina's scent. He just hoped that he wasn't too late. He didn't know what he would do if Nina was killed. But at the same time he had feelings for Katherine. He would always have feelings for her. But in order to get Nina back, he might have to kill the woman he loved most.
...
Nina struggled in the hold that the binds had on her. She didn't know if she was going to escape of not, and that thought alone scared her. She would never get to see any of her friends again, she would never get to see Damon again and stare at his cerulean blue orbs, drowning in their depths. She didn't know when she began having feelings for Damon. Was it because he was basically a copy of Ian? She didn't know, but there was one thing she knew for sure.
She was madly in love with Damon.
...
Stefan groaned as he continued to pace around the house, waiting for any news on Damon. Sure enough, his cell phone rang. He quickly picked it up and answered it. "Hello?"
Stefan, I think I've found the place where Katherine is keeping Nina. Don't worry I'll bring her back safely."
Stefan nodded, grateful for that small sense of relief. "Hurry back."
Stefan pressed end on his phone and quickly called Kevin, informing him of the good news.
..
Damon quickly put his phone up and circled around the building, trying to find a latch or an open door to climb through. "Well well, if it isn't Damon. Katherine has told me so much about you."
Damon looked up to see none other then Klaus staring down at him, his black eyes shooting hard cold daggers towards him. "Who the heck are you?"
"Oh, sorry about that. I'm Klaus, Katherine's husband."
Damon just stared at him in disbelief. "You're lying! Katherine would never be with someone else!"
Klaus quirked an eyebrow. "Oh really? Because after she dumped you she got together with me. We're a perfect match you know."
Damon could feel his anger reaching its peak. How dare she? How dare she get with someone else! Katherine belonged to him! "I'm going to kill you!" Damon dove straight at him, ignoring the voice in his head that pleaded with him not to attack Klaus. Klaus smirked as he easily dodged Damon's assault and grabbed Damon's hand with his, crushing the bones into fragments. Damon let out a howl of pain as he dropped to his knees, holding his now unusable hand. Klaus's grin grew wider, almost suffusing his face. "You really think that Katherine loved you and your brother? She only used you! She never cared, nor will she ever! She has been with me before she even MET you two! She needed to blend in with the town so who better to play hockey with then a bunch of stupid little boys who were so gullible as to fall in love with the same woman? Honestly, it's amazing how naive people were back then."
"JUST SHUT UP!!" Damon roared, standing up and preparing for another strike.
Klaus wagged his finger at him. "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
But Damon didn't listen. Instead, he charged full throttle at Klaus, ignoring his broken hand that was screaming and every other part of his body telling him to stop. Klaus moved effortlessly out of the way of Damon's feeble punch and wrapped his bulky hand around Damon's neck, cutting off his air supply. "When are you pathetic brothers going to learn that you were only a pawn in Katherine's game? She loves me, I mean how could she not love the man who created her."
Damon's eyes grew big and heavy as he stared at Klaus with utmost surprise evident in his eyes. "You are the one who turned her?"
"Guilty as charged." Klaus smirked and once again Damon was lying in the wet dirt.
Damon struggled to get up, holding onto his knees for support as he slowly stood up, ignoring the snaps and crackle of breaking bones in his ears. "You're a monster." Damon staggered forward, glaring at Klaus with all the hate he could muster.
Klaus laughed. "I'm not much of a less monster then you are."
Damon just shook his head. "We are nothing alike!"
Klaus eyebrow raised. "Oh really? We both kill for enjoyment and we have the same diet."
Damon's teeth snapped together with an audible sound, a guttural growl emitted from deep within his throat. "I'm nothing like you. You sick freak!"
Klaus laughed as he turned to leave. "Well, it was nice talking to you Damon. Let's do it again sometime."
Damon watched with hopeless eyes as Klaus disappeared in the darkness. His rage got the best of him and he went after Klaus, grabbing him and slamming him into a wall. He grabbed a stake and was just about to ram it into his heart when a soft voice called out, "Now Damon, is that really necessary?"
Damon snapped his head up as Katherine defended towards them, an evil smile on her face. Klaus pushed Damon off of him with little effort and went to go join Katherine by her side. Damon watched with fixated horror as they shared a passionate kiss before turning their black thirsty eyes on him. "It's a pleasure to see you again Damon. How have you been?"
Damon could feel the redness creeping around his eyes, burning hatred was rising up at an alarming rate. "You whore."
"Now, is that really appropriate language to use towards a lady?" Katherine batted her eyelashes at him and laughed, making Damon's stomach churn with disgust.
"You are anything but a lady, you fiend!" Damon shot out towards her, his eyes red and black with vengeance. The only thing that was on his mind right now was to kill her for everything that she had done. He had spent his entire existence looking for her and this is his reward? To find her with some lowlife scum and to make matters worse, finding out that he was nothing but a mere puppet in her sick game?
Katherine laughed as she carelessly danced out of the way of Damon feeble attack and snaked her hand around his throat and holding him up in the air, her eyes changing to pitch black. "You're seriously pathetic. You honestly thought that I loved you? That I cared about you and your stupid brother? I could care less." She ended her speech with throwing Damon to the unforgiving wet, cold ground, his body smacking the ground.
Katherine's laughter rang in the air as she was swept into the arms of Klaus, trailing kisses down his neck and ending it with her tongue snaking its way into his mouth. Her eyes closed as she moaned in content, twisting her tongue with his and wrapping it around it, squeezing it and lapping up the juices that flowed into her mouth.
Damon watched with complete revulsion in his eyes. He couldn't believe that Katherine was with this lowlife.
Katherine giggled as she turned towards Damon and licked her lips. "Well, this was fun. But I really must go. It was nice to see you Damon, and oh, if you're thinking about going after your precious look alike of me, then don't bother. My men are watching her 24/7 and are really strong. So if I was you I would turn around and run back to Elena."
Damon watched as Katherine and Klaus vanished, leaving no trance that they were even there.
Damon stared out into nothing, not believing that this was happening. Katherine was gone and his chances of rescuing Nina was next to impossible. He staggered to his feet, slipping on the wet grass a couple of times before finally standing up and looking back at the house that held Nina.
He was too weak to save her, and knew that if he went in there he would be ripped apart by the well fed vampires that lurked inside. His eyes filled to the brim with sadness as he dejectedly walked back to the boarding house, his feet dragging behind him as he walked.
...
Stefan looked up as Damon came tumbling through the door. He instantly ran over to his brother and caught him in his arms before his battered form hit the floor. "Damon what happened?" asked Stefan as he guided his brother to the couch and set him down before running to the fridge and grabbing a blood bag and handing it to him. Damon took a few gulps of the blood, enjoying the all too familiar rush of power it gave him. He set the drained bag on the table and turned to face his brother, wiping his black sleeve on his red lips. "It's Katherine. I tried to get Nina back but some guy stopped me and said that he was Katherine's husband," Damon forced his mind not to return back to that moment where his heart was literally emotionally crushed and continued, "and then Katherine came just as about that lowlife was about to put a stake through my heart. Then, she kissed the guy and told me that she never cared about us and only used us for entertainment. We were nothing to her. NOTHING!" Stefan's eyes widened as Damon's fists slammed down on the table with tremendous force, snapping the wood into.
Stefan took a few minutes to make sure Damon wasn't going to attack him before he started speaking, "I know how you feel Damon. This hurts me as well but we should've known from the beginning that she would do this."
Damon growled as he focused his attention on Stefan, his black eyes burning holes into Stefan's skin. "Just leave me alone brother!"
Stefan sighed as Damon vanished and the sound of a door slamming echoed in his ears. He could feel the house trembling as he sat down on the couch, lost in thought. Katherine really never loved them. They were just pawns in her little game, her toys that she could play with whenever she wanted to and when they became useless she threw them away. Stefan sighed. He knew Damon must be furious and betrayed. God knows what he'll do now.
He could only hope that Damon wouldn't do anything stupid and get himself killed. He couldn't bear the thought of losing the only family he had left, even if Damon was maniacal and killed people. Like it or not, they were brothers and had to protect each other, no matter how deep their hatred ran.
A/N: I am SO sorry for keeping everyone waiting for an update!!! I've been busy with school and all these other stories I've been writing and updating so please forgive me on the lack of updates! I know I haven't updated "Revenge" or "Oh Hell No Not Again" in a long time and I promise I will get on that soon. Please bear with me lol. Anyways, I hope this chapter was worth the wait and if there is anything you see wrong or if there is something you would like to see in the story, then please tell me and I might put it in there if I like it enough!
Reviews are love! <3
Damon sped along the thick woods, following the trail of Katherine's and Nina's scent. He just hoped that he wasn't too late. He didn't know what he would do if Nina was killed. But at the same time he had feelings for Katherine. He would always have feelings for her. But in order to get Nina back, he might have to kill the woman he loved most.
...
Nina struggled in the hold that the binds had on her. She didn't know if she was going to escape of not, and that thought alone scared her. She would never get to see any of her friends again, she would never get to see Damon again and stare at his cerulean blue orbs, drowning in their depths. She didn't know when she began having feelings for Damon. Was it because he was basically a copy of Ian? She didn't know, but there was one thing she knew for sure.
She was madly in love with Damon.
...
Stefan groaned as he continued to pace around the house, waiting for any news on Damon. Sure enough, his cell phone rang. He quickly picked it up and answered it. "Hello?"
Stefan, I think I've found the place where Katherine is keeping Nina. Don't worry I'll bring her back safely."
Stefan nodded, grateful for that small sense of relief. "Hurry back."
Stefan pressed end on his phone and quickly called Kevin, informing him of the good news.
..
Damon quickly put his phone up and circled around the building, trying to find a latch or an open door to climb through. "Well well, if it isn't Damon. Katherine has told me so much about you."
Damon looked up to see none other then Klaus staring down at him, his black eyes shooting hard cold daggers towards him. "Who the heck are you?"
"Oh, sorry about that. I'm Klaus, Katherine's husband."
Damon just stared at him in disbelief. "You're lying! Katherine would never be with someone else!"
Klaus quirked an eyebrow. "Oh really? Because after she dumped you she got together with me. We're a perfect match you know."
Damon could feel his anger reaching its peak. How dare she? How dare she get with someone else! Katherine belonged to him! "I'm going to kill you!" Damon dove straight at him, ignoring the voice in his head that pleaded with him not to attack Klaus. Klaus smirked as he easily dodged Damon's assault and grabbed Damon's hand with his, crushing the bones into fragments. Damon let out a howl of pain as he dropped to his knees, holding his now unusable hand. Klaus's grin grew wider, almost suffusing his face. "You really think that Katherine loved you and your brother? She only used you! She never cared, nor will she ever! She has been with me before she even MET you two! She needed to blend in with the town so who better to play hockey with then a bunch of stupid little boys who were so gullible as to fall in love with the same woman? Honestly, it's amazing how naive people were back then."
"JUST SHUT UP!!" Damon roared, standing up and preparing for another strike.
Klaus wagged his finger at him. "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
But Damon didn't listen. Instead, he charged full throttle at Klaus, ignoring his broken hand that was screaming and every other part of his body telling him to stop. Klaus moved effortlessly out of the way of Damon's feeble punch and wrapped his bulky hand around Damon's neck, cutting off his air supply. "When are you pathetic brothers going to learn that you were only a pawn in Katherine's game? She loves me, I mean how could she not love the man who created her."
Damon's eyes grew big and heavy as he stared at Klaus with utmost surprise evident in his eyes. "You are the one who turned her?"
"Guilty as charged." Klaus smirked and once again Damon was lying in the wet dirt.
Damon struggled to get up, holding onto his knees for support as he slowly stood up, ignoring the snaps and crackle of breaking bones in his ears. "You're a monster." Damon staggered forward, glaring at Klaus with all the hate he could muster.
Klaus laughed. "I'm not much of a less monster then you are."
Damon just shook his head. "We are nothing alike!"
Klaus eyebrow raised. "Oh really? We both kill for enjoyment and we have the same diet."
Damon's teeth snapped together with an audible sound, a guttural growl emitted from deep within his throat. "I'm nothing like you. You sick freak!"
Klaus laughed as he turned to leave. "Well, it was nice talking to you Damon. Let's do it again sometime."
Damon watched with hopeless eyes as Klaus disappeared in the darkness. His rage got the best of him and he went after Klaus, grabbing him and slamming him into a wall. He grabbed a stake and was just about to ram it into his heart when a soft voice called out, "Now Damon, is that really necessary?"
Damon snapped his head up as Katherine defended towards them, an evil smile on her face. Klaus pushed Damon off of him with little effort and went to go join Katherine by her side. Damon watched with fixated horror as they shared a passionate kiss before turning their black thirsty eyes on him. "It's a pleasure to see you again Damon. How have you been?"
Damon could feel the redness creeping around his eyes, burning hatred was rising up at an alarming rate. "You whore."
"Now, is that really appropriate language to use towards a lady?" Katherine batted her eyelashes at him and laughed, making Damon's stomach churn with disgust.
"You are anything but a lady, you fiend!" Damon shot out towards her, his eyes red and black with vengeance. The only thing that was on his mind right now was to kill her for everything that she had done. He had spent his entire existence looking for her and this is his reward? To find her with some lowlife scum and to make matters worse, finding out that he was nothing but a mere puppet in her sick game?
Katherine laughed as she carelessly danced out of the way of Damon feeble attack and snaked her hand around his throat and holding him up in the air, her eyes changing to pitch black. "You're seriously pathetic. You honestly thought that I loved you? That I cared about you and your stupid brother? I could care less." She ended her speech with throwing Damon to the unforgiving wet, cold ground, his body smacking the ground.
Katherine's laughter rang in the air as she was swept into the arms of Klaus, trailing kisses down his neck and ending it with her tongue snaking its way into his mouth. Her eyes closed as she moaned in content, twisting her tongue with his and wrapping it around it, squeezing it and lapping up the juices that flowed into her mouth.
Damon watched with complete revulsion in his eyes. He couldn't believe that Katherine was with this lowlife.
Katherine giggled as she turned towards Damon and licked her lips. "Well, this was fun. But I really must go. It was nice to see you Damon, and oh, if you're thinking about going after your precious look alike of me, then don't bother. My men are watching her 24/7 and are really strong. So if I was you I would turn around and run back to Elena."
Damon watched as Katherine and Klaus vanished, leaving no trance that they were even there.
Damon stared out into nothing, not believing that this was happening. Katherine was gone and his chances of rescuing Nina was next to impossible. He staggered to his feet, slipping on the wet grass a couple of times before finally standing up and looking back at the house that held Nina.
He was too weak to save her, and knew that if he went in there he would be ripped apart by the well fed vampires that lurked inside. His eyes filled to the brim with sadness as he dejectedly walked back to the boarding house, his feet dragging behind him as he walked.
...
Stefan looked up as Damon came tumbling through the door. He instantly ran over to his brother and caught him in his arms before his battered form hit the floor. "Damon what happened?" asked Stefan as he guided his brother to the couch and set him down before running to the fridge and grabbing a blood bag and handing it to him. Damon took a few gulps of the blood, enjoying the all too familiar rush of power it gave him. He set the drained bag on the table and turned to face his brother, wiping his black sleeve on his red lips. "It's Katherine. I tried to get Nina back but some guy stopped me and said that he was Katherine's husband," Damon forced his mind not to return back to that moment where his heart was literally emotionally crushed and continued, "and then Katherine came just as about that lowlife was about to put a stake through my heart. Then, she kissed the guy and told me that she never cared about us and only used us for entertainment. We were nothing to her. NOTHING!" Stefan's eyes widened as Damon's fists slammed down on the table with tremendous force, snapping the wood into.
Stefan took a few minutes to make sure Damon wasn't going to attack him before he started speaking, "I know how you feel Damon. This hurts me as well but we should've known from the beginning that she would do this."
Damon growled as he focused his attention on Stefan, his black eyes burning holes into Stefan's skin. "Just leave me alone brother!"
Stefan sighed as Damon vanished and the sound of a door slamming echoed in his ears. He could feel the house trembling as he sat down on the couch, lost in thought. Katherine really never loved them. They were just pawns in her little game, her toys that she could play with whenever she wanted to and when they became useless she threw them away. Stefan sighed. He knew Damon must be furious and betrayed. God knows what he'll do now.
He could only hope that Damon wouldn't do anything stupid and get himself killed. He couldn't bear the thought of losing the only family he had left, even if Damon was maniacal and killed people. Like it or not, they were brothers and had to protect each other, no matter how deep their hatred ran.
A/N: I am SO sorry for keeping everyone waiting for an update!!! I've been busy with school and all these other stories I've been writing and updating so please forgive me on the lack of updates! I know I haven't updated "Revenge" or "Oh Hell No Not Again" in a long time and I promise I will get on that soon. Please bear with me lol. Anyways, I hope this chapter was worth the wait and if there is anything you see wrong or if there is something you would like to see in the story, then please tell me and I might put it in there if I like it enough!
Reviews are love! <3
Friday, August 20, 2010
Damon, the Teacher
Damon, the Substitute Teacher
Summary: A one shot of Damon subbing for Alaric. Read and review!
Chapter 1
The classroom students lazily filed in as the start of another Monday morning fell upon them. Elena trudged in with Bonnie at her side, talking to her in a very hushed voice about the recent events that were taking place. "What do we do about Katherine, now that she's back?"
Bonnie shrugged her shoulders, sliding into her desk and planting her bag onto the table. "I don't know. I wonder how Damon is handling this?"
"Well," Elena mused, "I'm sure he's pretty heartbroken by the fact that he kissed her and not me, and getting told from her own mouth that she never loved him."
"As much as I hate him, I feel bad for him. Going almost your whole life being captivated by someone who thought was your perfect match only to find that they could care less about you and not return your feelings." Bonnie laid her head down on the table, staring blankly ahead.
Elena had just finished pulling her things out, looking at the empty desk infront of her quizzically. "Where's Alaric? He's supposed to be here by now."
Just as Bonnie was about to respond, none other then Damon walked through the door, carrying a binder in his hand and a can of coke in the other. He paused for a second, looking briefly at Elena before sitting down at the big rectangular desk. Elena gaped at him for a minute before walking up to Damon in a few quick strides. "What are you doing here?" she hissed in a hushed whisper.
Damon smirked. "Subbing for the teacher. He had to go out of town today for some unfinished business so I happily filled in for him. Anymore questions my dear Elena?"
Elena just shook her head and walked back to her seat, looking over at a stunned Bonnie. "This should be interesting."
Bonnie nodded, recovering from her shock. "Let's hope there's no blood."
The defeating sound of the bell rang across the school, signaling that school was going to start. Damon stood up after taking a swig from his coke and smiled at all the students staring at him with confused expressions plastered on their faces. "Hello, my name is Damon Salvatore. I will be filling in for the teach- I meant Alaric. I'm really deep in the history of this town. I know alot about it, probably more then your teacher does." Elena rolled her eyes. "Now, we will began with a few questions about the Civil War. First question is for...Elena." he said, smiling at her the entire time.
Elena groaned. He smirked. "Who was the best soldier who lead his men to victory?" Elena rolled her eyes, knowing where Damon was going with this.
"Um.....you?" Elena replied, raising an eye brow. Everyone in the classroom began to laugh. Damon chuckled.
"She is actually correct. I really did serve in the Civil War." Damon said in a matter of fact tone. Everyone stared at him like he was crazy. "What?" Damon questioned, eyeing everyone in the room.
"You never served in the Civil War! You're not old and you look weak! My dad can beat you at arm wrestling!" some random kid shouted.
Damon growled, his anger coming to the surface. He could feel his face slowly transforming and quickly looked away from the class. He calmed down quickly, regaining his composure and turning his attention back to the students. "Fine, moving on then. What were the names of the two people who were shot and murdered in cold blood?"
One kid raised his hand. "Weren't they Stefan and Damon Salvatore? The original Salvatore brothers?"
Damon sniggered. If only the kid knew the truth that the "original brother" was standing right infront of him. "Yes, you are right. Do you know who killed him?"
Elena groaned and put her head in her hands. Just shut up Damon. Oh where was Alaric?
The kid shook his head. "Nope."
"He was shot by his father." Damon's eyes held a tiny bit of sadness remembering that day. His father never cared about him, ever.
"Wow, I bet if the guy was still alive he would be pissed."
Damon nodded, trying to shake off the sad feeling in the pit of his stomach. "Lets move on, did you know that stuff in your textbooks is sometimes made up? Nobody really knew what happened in the Civil War so they made it up."
"How is that possible?" one kid asked quizzically.
"Yeah!" another kid shouted, "they can't make that stuff up!"
Damon smirked. "Actually, it's very easy too. People will believe anything nowadays." The whole class gawked at him, waiting for him to continue. "I know alot about the Civil War then almost anybody because I have relatives who have lived in that time period. Their stories have been passed down from generation to generation."
The class stared on in wonder, shocked by this revelation. Damon smirked. "My father was one of the brave warriors who risked his life in that battle. I will never forget the stories my dad would tell me."
Elena's ears perked up at this. Was Damon lying about his dad or was he telling the truth? Was his dad really in the Civil War? Damon and Stefan never talked about their past or family so Elena didn't know much about them.
"Moving on." Damon continued, about to speak when the bell rang, signaling that it was time for lunch. The whole class got up and filed out of the room while Elena and Bonnie stayed behind. Damon raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you two supposed to be going to lunch?"
"We wanted to talk to you." Elena stated simply while Bonnie nodded.
Damon smirked as he twittled an apple around in his hands. "Well, whatever you have to say go for it. I'm all ears."
Bonnie looked at Elena as she continued. "It's about what you said. About your dad serving in the war. Was he really a veteran?"
Damon nodded, his eyes flickering back to the past where his dad would kill hundreds in the war. He was deployed for a very long time. "Yes," Damon answered slowly, "he did fight in the Civil War. That was actually one thing I didn't lie about." He smirked widely.
Bonnie rolled her eyes. He could never stay serious for long without making some sort of ridiculous comment. Elena smiled. "I'm impressed Damon. Usually you lie through your teeth."
Damon shot her a lopsided smirk. "Well, some things you can't lie about."
Elena just rolled her eyes and began to get her things together for next period when the door opened and Alaric walked in. "Hello everyone. I assume my class has been good while I was away?"
Damon smirked as he stood up. "They were very good Rick. You have really smart students who know their history."
Alaric stole a glance at Elena who mouthed "tell you later" and turned back to Damon. "Well thanks Damon. But knowing you that wasn't a compliment."
Damon grinned. "You know me too well."
Alaric sniggered. "I kinda had no choice now did I?"
Damon continued smirking as he walked towards the door, clapping Alaric on the shoulder. "Pleasure babysitting your students for you Ric. Maybe we can do it again sometime."
Alaric watched as Damon walked out of the classroom with a disbelieved look on his face. He was surprised that Damon hadn't killed anybody and had taken this so lightly. He'd thought that Damon would be running out the door. He sighed as he turned his attention back to Elena and Bonnie. "So, how bad was it?"
Elena sighed. "To be honest, it wasn't really that bad."
"Except for all the gloating he did about how his dad was a survivor of the civil war and the death threat he made to one kid." interjected Bonnie.
Alaric sighed. Well, he didn't kill anybody so that was a plus. "I'm glad he wasn't much trouble. He was the only person I could find on such short notice."
Elena smiled as she smiled. "I understand."
Bonnie nodded too. "It's fine Alaric. Heck I bet it Damon some good to actually be around humans for once."
They all laughed as they gathered their stuff and headed off towards the lunchroom.
The end
A/N: Been writing this story for awhile now. Finally got it finished! Please review and tell me what you think!
Summary: A one shot of Damon subbing for Alaric. Read and review!
Chapter 1
The classroom students lazily filed in as the start of another Monday morning fell upon them. Elena trudged in with Bonnie at her side, talking to her in a very hushed voice about the recent events that were taking place. "What do we do about Katherine, now that she's back?"
Bonnie shrugged her shoulders, sliding into her desk and planting her bag onto the table. "I don't know. I wonder how Damon is handling this?"
"Well," Elena mused, "I'm sure he's pretty heartbroken by the fact that he kissed her and not me, and getting told from her own mouth that she never loved him."
"As much as I hate him, I feel bad for him. Going almost your whole life being captivated by someone who thought was your perfect match only to find that they could care less about you and not return your feelings." Bonnie laid her head down on the table, staring blankly ahead.
Elena had just finished pulling her things out, looking at the empty desk infront of her quizzically. "Where's Alaric? He's supposed to be here by now."
Just as Bonnie was about to respond, none other then Damon walked through the door, carrying a binder in his hand and a can of coke in the other. He paused for a second, looking briefly at Elena before sitting down at the big rectangular desk. Elena gaped at him for a minute before walking up to Damon in a few quick strides. "What are you doing here?" she hissed in a hushed whisper.
Damon smirked. "Subbing for the teacher. He had to go out of town today for some unfinished business so I happily filled in for him. Anymore questions my dear Elena?"
Elena just shook her head and walked back to her seat, looking over at a stunned Bonnie. "This should be interesting."
Bonnie nodded, recovering from her shock. "Let's hope there's no blood."
The defeating sound of the bell rang across the school, signaling that school was going to start. Damon stood up after taking a swig from his coke and smiled at all the students staring at him with confused expressions plastered on their faces. "Hello, my name is Damon Salvatore. I will be filling in for the teach- I meant Alaric. I'm really deep in the history of this town. I know alot about it, probably more then your teacher does." Elena rolled her eyes. "Now, we will began with a few questions about the Civil War. First question is for...Elena." he said, smiling at her the entire time.
Elena groaned. He smirked. "Who was the best soldier who lead his men to victory?" Elena rolled her eyes, knowing where Damon was going with this.
"Um.....you?" Elena replied, raising an eye brow. Everyone in the classroom began to laugh. Damon chuckled.
"She is actually correct. I really did serve in the Civil War." Damon said in a matter of fact tone. Everyone stared at him like he was crazy. "What?" Damon questioned, eyeing everyone in the room.
"You never served in the Civil War! You're not old and you look weak! My dad can beat you at arm wrestling!" some random kid shouted.
Damon growled, his anger coming to the surface. He could feel his face slowly transforming and quickly looked away from the class. He calmed down quickly, regaining his composure and turning his attention back to the students. "Fine, moving on then. What were the names of the two people who were shot and murdered in cold blood?"
One kid raised his hand. "Weren't they Stefan and Damon Salvatore? The original Salvatore brothers?"
Damon sniggered. If only the kid knew the truth that the "original brother" was standing right infront of him. "Yes, you are right. Do you know who killed him?"
Elena groaned and put her head in her hands. Just shut up Damon. Oh where was Alaric?
The kid shook his head. "Nope."
"He was shot by his father." Damon's eyes held a tiny bit of sadness remembering that day. His father never cared about him, ever.
"Wow, I bet if the guy was still alive he would be pissed."
Damon nodded, trying to shake off the sad feeling in the pit of his stomach. "Lets move on, did you know that stuff in your textbooks is sometimes made up? Nobody really knew what happened in the Civil War so they made it up."
"How is that possible?" one kid asked quizzically.
"Yeah!" another kid shouted, "they can't make that stuff up!"
Damon smirked. "Actually, it's very easy too. People will believe anything nowadays." The whole class gawked at him, waiting for him to continue. "I know alot about the Civil War then almost anybody because I have relatives who have lived in that time period. Their stories have been passed down from generation to generation."
The class stared on in wonder, shocked by this revelation. Damon smirked. "My father was one of the brave warriors who risked his life in that battle. I will never forget the stories my dad would tell me."
Elena's ears perked up at this. Was Damon lying about his dad or was he telling the truth? Was his dad really in the Civil War? Damon and Stefan never talked about their past or family so Elena didn't know much about them.
"Moving on." Damon continued, about to speak when the bell rang, signaling that it was time for lunch. The whole class got up and filed out of the room while Elena and Bonnie stayed behind. Damon raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you two supposed to be going to lunch?"
"We wanted to talk to you." Elena stated simply while Bonnie nodded.
Damon smirked as he twittled an apple around in his hands. "Well, whatever you have to say go for it. I'm all ears."
Bonnie looked at Elena as she continued. "It's about what you said. About your dad serving in the war. Was he really a veteran?"
Damon nodded, his eyes flickering back to the past where his dad would kill hundreds in the war. He was deployed for a very long time. "Yes," Damon answered slowly, "he did fight in the Civil War. That was actually one thing I didn't lie about." He smirked widely.
Bonnie rolled her eyes. He could never stay serious for long without making some sort of ridiculous comment. Elena smiled. "I'm impressed Damon. Usually you lie through your teeth."
Damon shot her a lopsided smirk. "Well, some things you can't lie about."
Elena just rolled her eyes and began to get her things together for next period when the door opened and Alaric walked in. "Hello everyone. I assume my class has been good while I was away?"
Damon smirked as he stood up. "They were very good Rick. You have really smart students who know their history."
Alaric stole a glance at Elena who mouthed "tell you later" and turned back to Damon. "Well thanks Damon. But knowing you that wasn't a compliment."
Damon grinned. "You know me too well."
Alaric sniggered. "I kinda had no choice now did I?"
Damon continued smirking as he walked towards the door, clapping Alaric on the shoulder. "Pleasure babysitting your students for you Ric. Maybe we can do it again sometime."
Alaric watched as Damon walked out of the classroom with a disbelieved look on his face. He was surprised that Damon hadn't killed anybody and had taken this so lightly. He'd thought that Damon would be running out the door. He sighed as he turned his attention back to Elena and Bonnie. "So, how bad was it?"
Elena sighed. "To be honest, it wasn't really that bad."
"Except for all the gloating he did about how his dad was a survivor of the civil war and the death threat he made to one kid." interjected Bonnie.
Alaric sighed. Well, he didn't kill anybody so that was a plus. "I'm glad he wasn't much trouble. He was the only person I could find on such short notice."
Elena smiled as she smiled. "I understand."
Bonnie nodded too. "It's fine Alaric. Heck I bet it Damon some good to actually be around humans for once."
They all laughed as they gathered their stuff and headed off towards the lunchroom.
The end
A/N: Been writing this story for awhile now. Finally got it finished! Please review and tell me what you think!
Monday, August 16, 2010
A Night of Pranks 3
Night of Pranks 3
A/N: If any of you have read my DBZ stories, then you might've read a story called a Night of Pranks and A Night Of Pranks 2. Well, I'm going to be continuing it with another A Night of Pranks but this time it will be about Vampire Diaries. Hope you enjoy!
Chapter 1
Michelle smiled as she caught up to her friend Emily after band practice. They had been in the heat for four hours and they were sweating like dogs. Michelle raced over to a water fountain and quickly got a drink while Emily waited patiently for her friend to be done. Michelle wiped the water off of her face and smiled. "Man, I hate being in the heat! It's plain torture!"
Michelle watched as a smile creep onto Emily's face. "Speaking of torture...." Michelle knew that look instantly.
"Emily, no. We are not doing that! Remember what happened last time?"
Emily grinned as she patted Michelle on the head. "Aw you are so cute! But we are not going to do it to them. We are going to do it to..."
Michelle's eyes grew big as she could tell what Emily was planning. "Emily I am not going to do that! Imagine what they could do to us!"
Emily wasn't listening. Instead her smile grew big as more ideas trickled into her mind. "Perfect...." she rubbed her hands together evilly as Michelle watched in explicable horror.
"We're going to die."
Nightfall came too fast for Michelle, for she knew what was about to happen. They were going to be marching right into their graves. This was worse then when they pranked the DBZ characters, oh it was much worse. I'm too young to die. Thought Michelle sadly, hearing the door bell ring.
She came down the stairs slowly, not wanting to face whatever plan Emily had come up with, but she knew that it was inevitable. She couldn't hide from her partner in crime forever. Reluctantly, she opened the door to see Emily standing there, wearing all black. Black jacket, black boots, and black pants. In her hands were a box of ropes, a box full of water bottles, and a bouquet of flowers. She only hoped that those flowers would be used for their graves.
"I got the stuff." whispered Emily sinisterly as she walked in, dumping the stuff on the table and sitting down. "Now, we need to discuss how we are going to do this."
"I have an idea. Go home and forget about all of this."
Emily shook her head. "You just don't know how to have fun, do you? Ok first, we need to go by the Salvatore boarding house first. That's where our main prey is."
Michelle sighed as she listened to Emily's plan, not liking it at all. Once she was done, Emily grabbed Michelle and dashed out her car. "Phase one is now in action."
Soon, they arrived at the boarding house. Emily smiled as she pulled out her IPE phone and pressed a few buttons. A few seconds passed and Emily got out of the car, slamming it behind her and walked up to the house. Michelle quickly followed her with wide eyes. "Emily are you insane? They have super sensitive hearing!"
Emily put a hand on Michelle's shoulder to calm her. "Relax, I used my IPE phone to make them human and to make them deaf."
"YOU DID WHAT?" Michelle gripped Emily's shirt hard as her eyes bulged out of her skull.
"I'll turn them back to their original state when we are finished here. Now, no time to dottle. This affect only lasts two hours. Plenty enough time to torture everyone and make it back in time for some iced tea."
Michelle sighed as she let herself be pulled by Emily. Soon, they entered the boarding house and went upstairs, locating Stefan's bedroom. Emily smirked as she poured vervain all over his body and got out a permanent marker, writing "I love Katherine, she is the only one for me" on his bare chest.
Michelle groaned as she went to Damon's bedroom and poured vervain on him, also getting out a permanent marker and writing, "I'm a gay little bunny eater."
Emily came to inspect Michelle's work and gave her a thumbs up as she went to Damon's room and got out her phone, grinning like a madman. Michelle kept shaking her head no but Emily didn't listen like always as she typed a few words on the IPE phone. Michelle watched with awestruck horror as Damon began shrinking to the size of a little kid. Emily giggled as she handed Damon a pink Teddy bear and went back to Stefan's room. A few moments later, Michelle came into Stefan's room to see him with pink hair and a dress on. Emily grinned evilly as Damon was soon wearing a pink dress with a pink bow in his now pink hair. "Are we done yet?" Michelle groaned as Emily went into the living room.
"Nope not yet." Michelle watched as Emily grabbed all the alcohol bottles and poured them down the sink. "They won't be needing this anymore." Emily went to the fridge and grabbed every single blood bag, pouring its contents down the sink and washing the sink out.
"Can we please go?" begged Michelle as she watched her friend type something into the IPE phone.
"Just a minute." replied Emily as she dashed back upstairs. She smirked as she typed into her IPE phone, "turn Stefan into a girl." Then, she went to Damon's room and did the same thing. She quickly punched in her phone "make Stefan sparkle like Edward Cullen" and she got some spray paint and sprayed "I'm Edward's long lost brother" all over Stefan's bedroom.To finish off her work, she soaked their bedrooms with vervain and got a permanent sharpie and wrote on Stefan's shirt, "I am the queen of all fairies and gay vegetarian vampires." She then went back downstairs to where Michelle was waiting.
"Ok, I'm ready!" Emily chirped happily as she got in the car and headed to their next destination, Elena's house.
Michelle could see the gears spinning around in Emily's mind as she concocted up ideas to use on Elena. Soon, they arrived infront of Elena's house and Emily immediately got to work. She quickly got out a spray bottle and spayed all over Elena's house, "I'm a vampire's whore" and "I'm Katherine's clone."
Michelle put her face into her hands and groaned. Oh well, if I'm going to die I might as well have some fun first. Michelle thought as she ran inside the house to see Emily typing something into her IPE phone. "What are you up to now?"
Emily giggled. "I'm making her bald."
Michelle rolled her eyes as she went upstairs to Jeremy's bedroom and got out a sharpie, writing "I'm a retarded drug user" on Jeremy's shirt and then she spray painted his room pink. Afterwards, she went into Elena's room to see how Emily was doing. She gaped in horror when she saw Elena with no hair and writing on her shirt. "I'm the Salvatore brothers slut."
Emily giggled as she went into the bathroom and quickly punched into her phone, "make live eating pharinas appear in Elena tub." Emily quickly turned the tap on and watched as little parhanas swim around the tub. She shut the tap off and went over to the sink, grabbing a wash cloth and clogging up the drain before turning the water on full blast. She ran downstairs to where Jenna's room is and dyed her hair pink using the IPE phone and poured water on her computer. Michelle grinned as she spray painted the kitchen walls all different colors. Soon, the girls met back outside and got into the car, heading for Bonnie's house. "We only have an hour left until Stefan and Damon are vampires again. We have to make these next visits fast."
Michelle nodded as they got out and went up to Bonnie's house. Emily quickly typed something into her phone and motioned Michelle to come back to the car. Michelle looked at her confused. "Why are we coming back to the car?"
"Because I did what I came here to do. I took Bonnie's powers away so she can't use her magic to reverse the damage we did."
Michelle laughed a little as she got in. Now they were heading to Matt's and Caroline's house. "You get Caroline, and I'll get Matt." Michelle nodded as she got out and walked up to the house. She tried to open the door but it was locked. "Emily, a little help here." Emily walked over to Michelle and typed in a few things on the phone and the door opened. "Thanks." Michelle went inside, followed closely by Emily.
Once they were inside they got to work. Emily dyed Matt's hair hot pink (using the phone) and Michelle TPed the house. The girls giggled together as they raced back to the car with thirty minutes to spare. "Let's go back to the boarding house. I'm not quite finished there yet." Michelle nodded, wanting to get this over with so she could go home and possibly sleep.
They parked the car and Emily got out, grabbing rolls of toilet paper they took from Caroline's house and TPed the inside and outside of the house. Michelle rolled her eyes at her best friend's antics. Emily giggled as she got out her IPE phone and typed in, "make a rabid bunny appear in Stefan's room asleep."
Michelle sighed, getting fed up with this. "Come on, I'd like to get home in one piece!"
Emily nodded, grabbing the bundle of flowers and running upstairs to Stefan and Damon's bedroom, laying them right next to them and running back out. She quickly got into the car, speeding off towards home.
Michelle smiled a little inside. She couldn't wait till they woke up.
"Five minutes left." Emily said as she started laughing, "oh man won't they be pissed!"
Michelle managed a soft laugh. "I just hope they don't find out who did it. Or else I might kill you before they do."
Emily's grin extended as her eyes lit up. "They should be waking up right about....now!"
Soon, screams and cusses erupted around them that could be heard on the other side of the world. "I'M A GIRL!" Damon screamed.
"I'M WEARING A DRESS!" They could recognize that voice as Stefan's.
Emily turned to look at her ever faithful partner in crime before exploding into laughter. Michelle laughed too, feeling slightly glad that they had done this. Emily wiped the tears from her eyes and high-fived Michelle. "Another mission accomplished!"
Michelle laughed. "Yep, another epic adventure."
Emily's eyes lit up. "How about we do the guys from Twilight next?"
Michelle's eyes widened as big as sliver plates. "NO!"
Emily shrugged her shoulders. "Just an innocent thought!"
Michelle was about to retort when the sound of more screaming cut her off. "WHY IS MY HAIR PINK??"
Emily sniggered. "Damon's about to go on a rampage!"
Michelle nodded. "Sure is, and I definitely don't wanna be here when he does. Hey you wanna go get some ice cream to reward ourselves?"
Emily nodded. "Yes!"
Smiling happily to each other, Emily and Michelle went to Coldstone for some amazing ice cream, while the screams of a certain vampire could be heard in the background.
The end
A/N: Hoped you enjoyed!! I'm going to be writing a sequel to this one like I did my last two where the Vampire Diaries characters get the girls back! Please review! :D
A/N: If any of you have read my DBZ stories, then you might've read a story called a Night of Pranks and A Night Of Pranks 2. Well, I'm going to be continuing it with another A Night of Pranks but this time it will be about Vampire Diaries. Hope you enjoy!
Chapter 1
Michelle smiled as she caught up to her friend Emily after band practice. They had been in the heat for four hours and they were sweating like dogs. Michelle raced over to a water fountain and quickly got a drink while Emily waited patiently for her friend to be done. Michelle wiped the water off of her face and smiled. "Man, I hate being in the heat! It's plain torture!"
Michelle watched as a smile creep onto Emily's face. "Speaking of torture...." Michelle knew that look instantly.
"Emily, no. We are not doing that! Remember what happened last time?"
Emily grinned as she patted Michelle on the head. "Aw you are so cute! But we are not going to do it to them. We are going to do it to..."
Michelle's eyes grew big as she could tell what Emily was planning. "Emily I am not going to do that! Imagine what they could do to us!"
Emily wasn't listening. Instead her smile grew big as more ideas trickled into her mind. "Perfect...." she rubbed her hands together evilly as Michelle watched in explicable horror.
"We're going to die."
Nightfall came too fast for Michelle, for she knew what was about to happen. They were going to be marching right into their graves. This was worse then when they pranked the DBZ characters, oh it was much worse. I'm too young to die. Thought Michelle sadly, hearing the door bell ring.
She came down the stairs slowly, not wanting to face whatever plan Emily had come up with, but she knew that it was inevitable. She couldn't hide from her partner in crime forever. Reluctantly, she opened the door to see Emily standing there, wearing all black. Black jacket, black boots, and black pants. In her hands were a box of ropes, a box full of water bottles, and a bouquet of flowers. She only hoped that those flowers would be used for their graves.
"I got the stuff." whispered Emily sinisterly as she walked in, dumping the stuff on the table and sitting down. "Now, we need to discuss how we are going to do this."
"I have an idea. Go home and forget about all of this."
Emily shook her head. "You just don't know how to have fun, do you? Ok first, we need to go by the Salvatore boarding house first. That's where our main prey is."
Michelle sighed as she listened to Emily's plan, not liking it at all. Once she was done, Emily grabbed Michelle and dashed out her car. "Phase one is now in action."
Soon, they arrived at the boarding house. Emily smiled as she pulled out her IPE phone and pressed a few buttons. A few seconds passed and Emily got out of the car, slamming it behind her and walked up to the house. Michelle quickly followed her with wide eyes. "Emily are you insane? They have super sensitive hearing!"
Emily put a hand on Michelle's shoulder to calm her. "Relax, I used my IPE phone to make them human and to make them deaf."
"YOU DID WHAT?" Michelle gripped Emily's shirt hard as her eyes bulged out of her skull.
"I'll turn them back to their original state when we are finished here. Now, no time to dottle. This affect only lasts two hours. Plenty enough time to torture everyone and make it back in time for some iced tea."
Michelle sighed as she let herself be pulled by Emily. Soon, they entered the boarding house and went upstairs, locating Stefan's bedroom. Emily smirked as she poured vervain all over his body and got out a permanent marker, writing "I love Katherine, she is the only one for me" on his bare chest.
Michelle groaned as she went to Damon's bedroom and poured vervain on him, also getting out a permanent marker and writing, "I'm a gay little bunny eater."
Emily came to inspect Michelle's work and gave her a thumbs up as she went to Damon's room and got out her phone, grinning like a madman. Michelle kept shaking her head no but Emily didn't listen like always as she typed a few words on the IPE phone. Michelle watched with awestruck horror as Damon began shrinking to the size of a little kid. Emily giggled as she handed Damon a pink Teddy bear and went back to Stefan's room. A few moments later, Michelle came into Stefan's room to see him with pink hair and a dress on. Emily grinned evilly as Damon was soon wearing a pink dress with a pink bow in his now pink hair. "Are we done yet?" Michelle groaned as Emily went into the living room.
"Nope not yet." Michelle watched as Emily grabbed all the alcohol bottles and poured them down the sink. "They won't be needing this anymore." Emily went to the fridge and grabbed every single blood bag, pouring its contents down the sink and washing the sink out.
"Can we please go?" begged Michelle as she watched her friend type something into the IPE phone.
"Just a minute." replied Emily as she dashed back upstairs. She smirked as she typed into her IPE phone, "turn Stefan into a girl." Then, she went to Damon's room and did the same thing. She quickly punched in her phone "make Stefan sparkle like Edward Cullen" and she got some spray paint and sprayed "I'm Edward's long lost brother" all over Stefan's bedroom.To finish off her work, she soaked their bedrooms with vervain and got a permanent sharpie and wrote on Stefan's shirt, "I am the queen of all fairies and gay vegetarian vampires." She then went back downstairs to where Michelle was waiting.
"Ok, I'm ready!" Emily chirped happily as she got in the car and headed to their next destination, Elena's house.
Michelle could see the gears spinning around in Emily's mind as she concocted up ideas to use on Elena. Soon, they arrived infront of Elena's house and Emily immediately got to work. She quickly got out a spray bottle and spayed all over Elena's house, "I'm a vampire's whore" and "I'm Katherine's clone."
Michelle put her face into her hands and groaned. Oh well, if I'm going to die I might as well have some fun first. Michelle thought as she ran inside the house to see Emily typing something into her IPE phone. "What are you up to now?"
Emily giggled. "I'm making her bald."
Michelle rolled her eyes as she went upstairs to Jeremy's bedroom and got out a sharpie, writing "I'm a retarded drug user" on Jeremy's shirt and then she spray painted his room pink. Afterwards, she went into Elena's room to see how Emily was doing. She gaped in horror when she saw Elena with no hair and writing on her shirt. "I'm the Salvatore brothers slut."
Emily giggled as she went into the bathroom and quickly punched into her phone, "make live eating pharinas appear in Elena tub." Emily quickly turned the tap on and watched as little parhanas swim around the tub. She shut the tap off and went over to the sink, grabbing a wash cloth and clogging up the drain before turning the water on full blast. She ran downstairs to where Jenna's room is and dyed her hair pink using the IPE phone and poured water on her computer. Michelle grinned as she spray painted the kitchen walls all different colors. Soon, the girls met back outside and got into the car, heading for Bonnie's house. "We only have an hour left until Stefan and Damon are vampires again. We have to make these next visits fast."
Michelle nodded as they got out and went up to Bonnie's house. Emily quickly typed something into her phone and motioned Michelle to come back to the car. Michelle looked at her confused. "Why are we coming back to the car?"
"Because I did what I came here to do. I took Bonnie's powers away so she can't use her magic to reverse the damage we did."
Michelle laughed a little as she got in. Now they were heading to Matt's and Caroline's house. "You get Caroline, and I'll get Matt." Michelle nodded as she got out and walked up to the house. She tried to open the door but it was locked. "Emily, a little help here." Emily walked over to Michelle and typed in a few things on the phone and the door opened. "Thanks." Michelle went inside, followed closely by Emily.
Once they were inside they got to work. Emily dyed Matt's hair hot pink (using the phone) and Michelle TPed the house. The girls giggled together as they raced back to the car with thirty minutes to spare. "Let's go back to the boarding house. I'm not quite finished there yet." Michelle nodded, wanting to get this over with so she could go home and possibly sleep.
They parked the car and Emily got out, grabbing rolls of toilet paper they took from Caroline's house and TPed the inside and outside of the house. Michelle rolled her eyes at her best friend's antics. Emily giggled as she got out her IPE phone and typed in, "make a rabid bunny appear in Stefan's room asleep."
Michelle sighed, getting fed up with this. "Come on, I'd like to get home in one piece!"
Emily nodded, grabbing the bundle of flowers and running upstairs to Stefan and Damon's bedroom, laying them right next to them and running back out. She quickly got into the car, speeding off towards home.
Michelle smiled a little inside. She couldn't wait till they woke up.
"Five minutes left." Emily said as she started laughing, "oh man won't they be pissed!"
Michelle managed a soft laugh. "I just hope they don't find out who did it. Or else I might kill you before they do."
Emily's grin extended as her eyes lit up. "They should be waking up right about....now!"
Soon, screams and cusses erupted around them that could be heard on the other side of the world. "I'M A GIRL!" Damon screamed.
"I'M WEARING A DRESS!" They could recognize that voice as Stefan's.
Emily turned to look at her ever faithful partner in crime before exploding into laughter. Michelle laughed too, feeling slightly glad that they had done this. Emily wiped the tears from her eyes and high-fived Michelle. "Another mission accomplished!"
Michelle laughed. "Yep, another epic adventure."
Emily's eyes lit up. "How about we do the guys from Twilight next?"
Michelle's eyes widened as big as sliver plates. "NO!"
Emily shrugged her shoulders. "Just an innocent thought!"
Michelle was about to retort when the sound of more screaming cut her off. "WHY IS MY HAIR PINK??"
Emily sniggered. "Damon's about to go on a rampage!"
Michelle nodded. "Sure is, and I definitely don't wanna be here when he does. Hey you wanna go get some ice cream to reward ourselves?"
Emily nodded. "Yes!"
Smiling happily to each other, Emily and Michelle went to Coldstone for some amazing ice cream, while the screams of a certain vampire could be heard in the background.
The end
A/N: Hoped you enjoyed!! I'm going to be writing a sequel to this one like I did my last two where the Vampire Diaries characters get the girls back! Please review! :D
Sunday, August 15, 2010
The Things That Damon Would NEVER Say Chapter 5
Things that Damon Would NEVER say Chapter 5
Damon: *sings* it seems today that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TV...
Stefan: sooo..... What is your favorite book, Damon?
Damon: My favorite book is Twilight. I think that Edward is the best vampire on this planet!
Stefan: *manga sweat drop* You've got to be kidding me!
Damon: Poop butterflies are yummy!
Stefan: 0_o
Damon: You are my sunshine my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey. You never know dear how much I love you. So please don't take my sunshine away.
Katherine: um.... Ew.... *walks away*
Damon: *cries like a big baby*
Damon: *dressed up like Elvis, singing* you ain't nothin but a hound dog! Cryin' all the time! You ain't nothin but a hound dog! Cryin' all the time! Well you ain't caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine!
Stefan: Is he high?
Elena: *nods* yep I think so.
Stefan: He's way too drunk. Probably the worst I've ever seen him.
Damon: *singing* I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. These Pokemon to understand; the power that's inside! Pokemon! Gotta catch em! It's just you and me! I know it's my destiny. Pokemon! Oh your my best friend, in a world we must defend! Pokemon, gotta catch em! It's all so true! Our courage will pull us through! Gotta catch them all! POKEMON!
Stefan: Pokemon aren't real Damon.
Damon: *lip quivers* what?
Elena: They aren't real!
Damon: *eyes get watery* bu-but I wanted to be a pokemon master! *crying*
Katherine: You are so pathetic.
Damon: I like rainbow nerds.
Damon: Your the best little brother a big brother could ask for! I love you Stefan!
Stefan: Umm...ok....
Damon: Stefan, can I go play on the playground in Burger King while you get us our food?
Stefan: NO! You are too big for that and that is for little kids!
Damon: *starts throwing a tantrum* BUT I WANNA GO PLAY ON THE PLAYGROUND!!!!
Stefan: *grumbles* fine! Go play!
Damon: Yay! *races happily off towards the playground*
Stefan: *shakes his head*
Damon: Miley Cyrus is the best singer ever! *sings* put your hands up, your playin my song the butterflies fly away. Noddin my head like yeah, moving my hips like yeah. It's a party in the USA, party in the USA!
Stefan: Please, no pop music.
Damon: *giggles like a little school girl*
Damon: *sets some cookies and milk out on the table*
Stefan: Um, what are you doing?
Damon: Setting these out for Santa Claus! What do you think I'm doing?
Stefan: Santa Claus isn't real! How many times do I have to tell you that??
Damon: He is real!! People that don't believe will get les presents! Besides, I want him to bring me my Dora the Explorer kit.
Stefan: I'm....going to bed.
Damon: Ew......
Stefan: What is it Damon?
Damon: Those two people on TV are kissing and that's yucky!
Stefan -___-
Damon: Look Stefan it's a pretty butterfly! *chases after butterfly*
Stefan: I knew he had mental problems, but I didn't know how severe they were.
Damon: I can't wait for Easter so the Easter Bunny can bring me lots of candy!
Stefan: *gulps* um Damon, the Easter Bunny won't be coming this year.
Damon: And why not? *eyes widen* you killed him didn't you? YOU KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!! *starts crying*
Stefan: Damon I didn't know! It was just a such big, fat, round, plump bunny with lots of blood inside that I couldn't help myself. *licks lips*
Damon: YOU MURDERER!
Stefan: *sigh* I'm sorry Damon, ok?
Damon: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OK!!!
A/N: Haha sorry it took me awhile to update! I might update again soon. If I don't then I will post an author's note saying that I'm done with this story. Please review and thanks for taking the time to read!
Damon: *sings* it seems today that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TV...
Stefan: sooo..... What is your favorite book, Damon?
Damon: My favorite book is Twilight. I think that Edward is the best vampire on this planet!
Stefan: *manga sweat drop* You've got to be kidding me!
Damon: Poop butterflies are yummy!
Stefan: 0_o
Damon: You are my sunshine my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey. You never know dear how much I love you. So please don't take my sunshine away.
Katherine: um.... Ew.... *walks away*
Damon: *cries like a big baby*
Damon: *dressed up like Elvis, singing* you ain't nothin but a hound dog! Cryin' all the time! You ain't nothin but a hound dog! Cryin' all the time! Well you ain't caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine!
Stefan: Is he high?
Elena: *nods* yep I think so.
Stefan: He's way too drunk. Probably the worst I've ever seen him.
Damon: *singing* I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. These Pokemon to understand; the power that's inside! Pokemon! Gotta catch em! It's just you and me! I know it's my destiny. Pokemon! Oh your my best friend, in a world we must defend! Pokemon, gotta catch em! It's all so true! Our courage will pull us through! Gotta catch them all! POKEMON!
Stefan: Pokemon aren't real Damon.
Damon: *lip quivers* what?
Elena: They aren't real!
Damon: *eyes get watery* bu-but I wanted to be a pokemon master! *crying*
Katherine: You are so pathetic.
Damon: I like rainbow nerds.
Damon: Your the best little brother a big brother could ask for! I love you Stefan!
Stefan: Umm...ok....
Damon: Stefan, can I go play on the playground in Burger King while you get us our food?
Stefan: NO! You are too big for that and that is for little kids!
Damon: *starts throwing a tantrum* BUT I WANNA GO PLAY ON THE PLAYGROUND!!!!
Stefan: *grumbles* fine! Go play!
Damon: Yay! *races happily off towards the playground*
Stefan: *shakes his head*
Damon: Miley Cyrus is the best singer ever! *sings* put your hands up, your playin my song the butterflies fly away. Noddin my head like yeah, moving my hips like yeah. It's a party in the USA, party in the USA!
Stefan: Please, no pop music.
Damon: *giggles like a little school girl*
Damon: *sets some cookies and milk out on the table*
Stefan: Um, what are you doing?
Damon: Setting these out for Santa Claus! What do you think I'm doing?
Stefan: Santa Claus isn't real! How many times do I have to tell you that??
Damon: He is real!! People that don't believe will get les presents! Besides, I want him to bring me my Dora the Explorer kit.
Stefan: I'm....going to bed.
Damon: Ew......
Stefan: What is it Damon?
Damon: Those two people on TV are kissing and that's yucky!
Stefan -___-
Damon: Look Stefan it's a pretty butterfly! *chases after butterfly*
Stefan: I knew he had mental problems, but I didn't know how severe they were.
Damon: I can't wait for Easter so the Easter Bunny can bring me lots of candy!
Stefan: *gulps* um Damon, the Easter Bunny won't be coming this year.
Damon: And why not? *eyes widen* you killed him didn't you? YOU KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!! *starts crying*
Stefan: Damon I didn't know! It was just a such big, fat, round, plump bunny with lots of blood inside that I couldn't help myself. *licks lips*
Damon: YOU MURDERER!
Stefan: *sigh* I'm sorry Damon, ok?
Damon: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OK!!!
A/N: Haha sorry it took me awhile to update! I might update again soon. If I don't then I will post an author's note saying that I'm done with this story. Please review and thanks for taking the time to read!
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Damon VS Edward Chapter 5
Damon VS Edward Who is Hotter Chapter 5
Hello everyone!! I plan to start this show off with a bang!
*A loud bang could be heard*
What was that? And I didn't mean it litterally!
Broly: I think Damon did it again.
Ugh, let's go see. *walks over to where Damon is and sees a huge hole in the wall*
Umm, how did that get there?
Damon: I think I might've threw something against it hard and it went through the wall.
What did you- on second thought, I don't even want to know. Ok starting the show now!
Damon: Why do you bother writing? It sucks just as much as that low rate piece of crap movie Twilight.
You know that I can very well write you out of the story if you don't be nice to me. Or...I could write a slash fic between you and Tinkerbell over there.
Damon: DON'T YOU DARE!
Then be nice to me, for one full chapter or else you will be screwing a vampire that is a fairy and has no fangs.
Damon: FINE! *storms off*
Emily: Aww, I wanted to see that slash fic!!
Hehe I already have it written.
Emily: Ooh let me read! *reads*
Damon: *walks back over and looks at Emily* what is miss powder puff reading?
Emily: *tries not to laugh* oh nothing. I'm reading a very graphic story about Edward screwing Bella. Wanna read?
Damon: No thank you. As long as I'm not screwing him then I don't care to read it.
Emily: Suit yourself. *continues reading with an amused expression on her face*
Ok starting with DawnSummersGarwin!
DawnSummersGarwin: Hmmmm, I totally love Damon the most. Stefan and Edward are such sissies, just
like Angel of off Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I would def. take Damon and Spike
no matter what. Damon is so hot. Hes got the whole badboy thing going on. My
form of torture is:
For Angel-turn him into a puppet like he did in his show, lol...
For Stefan-starve him and lock him up in a room full of vervain for as long as
possible, then lock him in a room with a newly turned Elena, Katherine,
Dru(From Buffy), Darla(Buffy as well), let them torture him. Then bring in
Buffy and Faith to have some fun of their own with him.
For Edward-Let the girls that get to torture Stefan play with him as
well.(Same goes for Angel.)Lol.
This story is amazing BTW. So much fun to go around. Damon is awesome, hot,
dangerous, and a million other things. For him and Spike being so great you
should give them each their own motorcycle(the bikes have to work and be
awesome looking,lol.) Okay I'm done now. Thanks for making an awesome story
BTW...
Lots of things to do now! *makes a few phone calls*
Damon: What is she doing?
Broly: *shrugs*
And....done! The guys from Vampire Slayer are on their way!
Angel: Hello, we're here!
Spike: Yeah, let's make this quick, I don't have all day!
Oh god, not another Damon.
Spike: I can be whatever you want me to be baby. *winks*
Damon: *pushes me behind him and growls viscously* stay away from her you prune!
Spike: Oh really? Who's gonna make me you Twilight reject?
Damon: Bring it!
Edward: Ok guys, I think that's enough-
Spike and Damon: STAY OUT OF THIS FAIRY!
Angel: *turns to Edward* I'm sorry if they were a bit mean. Spike's kinda has a temper.
Edward: Don't worry, I'm used to it.
Stefan: We all are.
Ok let's start with the torture! *throws Stefan into a room filled with vervain*
Stefan: Grr! I hate you! Let me out of here!!
Elena: Hello Stefan.
Stefan: Elena- OH CRAP KATHERINE!
Katherine: What's wrong? Are you not happy to see me? That's too bad. I even brought some friends to play with us as well."
Dru: This is going to be fun, torturing the Twilight reject.
Darla: Agreed! Let's began!
*screaming could be heard from the cellar*
Hey, we need to throw Angel in there too!
Angel: No way in hell am I going In there!
Yes you are! *throws Angel in the cellar*
Angel: I HATE YOU!
Now for Damon and Spike, since you two are so awesome I'm going to give you super cool looking motorcycles!
Damon: Sweet!
Spike: Awesome!
*two blue and red motorcycles appear*
Damon: I call the red one!
Spike: I get the blue!
Damon: *revs up motorcycle* these are really cool and run really well!
Spike: I agree! Hey wanna race while they're getting tortured?
Damon: Sure! Ready, set, GO! *speeds off with Spike right behind him*
Stefan and Angel: GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!
Not until the torture is done. I'll give the girls five more minutes. hey Emily, why don't you go torture Eddie over there? He's looking pretty lonely.
Emily: Sure. *smiles evilly*
Edward: *eyes widen* n-no! You stay away from me!
Emily: Heh heh heh!
Edward: *screams like a schoolgirl*
Wow, some very unpleasant things happening right now.
Stefan: HELP ME!!!
Oh, I forgot, the torture isn't over yet! Let's bring in Buffy and Faith!
Buffy: *licks lips* where's my prey?
In there! *points to cellar*
Buffy and Faith: Thanks! *walks in* can we join the party?
Stefan and Angel: NO!!!
Katherine: *smiles deviously* sure, we could always use more help.
Stefan and Angel: SOMEBODY SAVE US!!!
Not likely. Now, how's that race coming along Damon and Spike?
Spike: That jerk is beating me!
Damon: Haha eat dust you loser!
Spike: Suck it!
Damon: No, that's Edward's job.
Edward: FUCK YOU!
Damon: Sorry I don't do dicks, I do tits.
Damon, I'm going to have to rate this fic M because of you!
Damon: Then do it! Then I can finally see my little brother and Eddie boy screw each other like the queers they are!
You seriously are mean.
Damon: And you love me for it!
Um no, I do not.
Edward: You sick bast-
Emily: No cussing! *hits Edward with mallet*
Edward: Ow!!
Damon: Haha she got you good!
Emily: *hits Damon with mallet*
Damon: Ow you little-
Emily: *hits him again* NO CUSSING!
Edward: *holds ear* god she could blow out an eardrum with hose lungs.
Damon: She already blew out mine. Effing hoe!
Emily: You want to get hit again?
Damon: Hit me again and see what happens.
Emily: *tries to hit him again but Damon grabs her arm and pins it above her head* You really shouldn't have done that. *slams Emily up against the wall*
Emily: *struggling in his grasp* Damon let me go!!
Damon: *puts his mouth close to her face, fanning her neck with his hot breath* make me.
Emily: *stares into his blue eyes, falling prey to his charm*
Damon: *leans in and kisses her on the lips*
Broly: *blood boiling with rage* GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!! *charges at Damon*
Damon: *goes flying back from the impact but regains control and flies at Broly, ripping out his throat*
Broly: *screams in pain*
Emily: Broly! *runs over to Damon and knees him in the jewels*
Damon: Ouch. *falls to knees*
Emily: Broly! Are you ok?
Broly: *smiles weakly at her* I'm alright.
Emily: *turns to Damon and lifts him up by the collar of his shirt* you ever do that again and I'll make sure I'll damage your goods so bad you won't be able to use them again!
Damon: Kinky. I like it. *grins*
Damon, do you have a death wish?
Damon: No, why?
Because Emily is ready to tear you apart.
Damon: As if she can do anything to me.
She sure did a number to you jewels.
Damon: That's called lady's luck.
Whatever you say Damon.
Stefan: HEY, ARE YOU GUYS JUST GOING TO IGNORE ME ALL DAY??
Damon: That's a intriguing idea! I might do that!
Stefan: *growls*
Angel: You have to help us! I don't think I can take much more of this!!
Damon: *quirks eyebrow* what exactly are they doing to you?
Stefan: They're raping us and throwing glitter on me so I'll sparkle!
Damon: *laughs hard*
Stefan: It's not funny!
Damon: Yes it is! Now you really will be Tinkerbell's twin!
Edward: STOP CALLING ME TINKERBELL YOU TWIT!
Damon: Not until you grow a pair of balls and start acting like a real vampire.
Edward: *flips Damon off*
Damon: Go stick that finger up Bella's butt. Oh wait, I killed her.
Edward: I hope you rot in a pit of fiery ashes you man whore!
Damon: Atleast I'm not a prostitute like you.
Emily: Ok guys, I think we have some more questions to answer.
Stefan: Aren't you going to let us out FIRST?
Fine. Geez Stefan stop whining like a baby. *let's them out*
Stefan: FREEDOM!!!!
Angel: Yay!! We're out of that hellhole!
Elena: Aw darn the torture is over!
Katherine: Yep. Too bad. I wanted to put this on Stefan. *holds up a fluffy pink dress with flowers embedded on the front*
Stefan: Don't come any closer with that thing! The torture is over!!
Damon: It would've been nice to see you in a dress Stefan.
Stefan: You mean like the one you are wearing?
Damon: Shut up!
Edward: I wonder who would look prettier in a dress? Stefan or Damon?
Damon: SCREW YOU FAIRY!
I didn't know that Damon wanted to screw a fairy.
Damon: *slaps me across the face* shut up whore!
Ow! Damon, that was mean!!
Emily: He's always mean. Especially with what he did to me yesterday!!
Broly: You should've let me kill the bitch.
Damon: Aww, the big bad sayian takes orders from his human mate?
Broly: SHUT UP PRINCESS!!!
Damon: Do you want to die?
By the way Damon, you still have to be nice to me for one full chapter or else you and Edward will make hot love to each other. If you don't want that, then I suggest you apologize!
Damon: *glares daggers* fine, I'm sorry. There, you happy?
Yes I am.
Edward: Yay, everybody is happy! *claps*
Damon: Can I please kill him now?
No, we need him alive!
Damon: Then can I please kill her? *points to Emily*
You kill her and not only will you and Edward have hot wild sex, you'll also get married and have 10 kids together!
Damon: *grumbles under breath*
Stefan: Hey, why do you guys have cool motorcycles and we don't?
Damon: Because I'm awesome and you're not.
Spike: Yeah, we're badasses and you guys are sissies!
Angel: Screw you!
Edward: I think the contestants are waiting for us. We should bring them up here.
Damon: No one cares what you think twinkle toes!
Actually, he's right. We need to get more people in here. Ok let's bring out Obsessionreader!
Obsessionreader: Lol! I love your story! I am team Damon all the way! He SCREAMS hotness! I
have nothing against Stephen, it's just that he reminds me of a better
looking, less gay version of Edward the fairy princess Cullen. As for
torture... Hmm... Make Elena confess her true feelings for Damon (of her love
for Damon) then she shops get married 2 him and consummate their marriage in
front of Stephen while he is tied down 2 a chair with vervain. Oh and Emily's
boyfriend should kick Stephan's ** for a change. And with Elena and Damon
please censor. Little kids like Edward and his family are watching! Oh! And
for Edward, I'm REALLY glad Bella is dead.
Hehe great torture idea!!
Edward: I hope you drop dead.
Damon: I like you. So for that I'm not going to kill you in your sleep.
Stefan: *growls* you better stay away from Elena!!
Damon: You have no say in the matter considering your tied up to a chair with vervain ropes.
Stefan: You better let me out of here right now!!!
Damon: Nope, now Elena, is there something you want to tell me? Don't worry about depressed brother over there. He won't interfere.
Elena: Damon....I..I probably shouldn't have kept this in for so long but-
Stefan: Don't do it Elena!!
Elena: I love you Damon! *runs into his arms and kisses him passionately*
Damon: *spins her around and kisses her with equal passion*
Stefan: Elena, I thought we had something!
Elena: We did Stefan but ever since I saw your brother I've been falling for him. It was only a matter of time.
Damon: Let's get married infront of dear brother so we can really drive him insane with jealously.
Elena: *smirks* lets.
Preacher: I now pronounce you husband and wife!!
Stefan: Nooooo!!!!!
Elena: *rests her head on Damon's shoulders* love you babe.
Damon: Love you too kitten.
Edward: Ok I think I'm going to be sick.
Damon: Go back to the land of gay fairies and vampires that screw each other everyday.
Edward: Go die!
Damon: Already did moron.
Elena: Ok ok, break it up! Let's not make Damon cranky. We all know how that turns out.
Damon: Oh you know me too well.
Elena: I think I know you more in the bedroom. *seductive grin*
Stefan: Just please stop.
Damon: Haha not as much as I know you my dear.
Emily: I got another torture idea! Have sex infront of Stefan!
Stefan: *eyes widen* HELL NO!!
Damon: What do you say babydoll?
Elena: Let's do it and make Stefan squirm in his seat.
Damon: You read my mind. *throws clothes off*
Stefan: AHHH I can't watch!!
Spike: This is hot!
Angel: This is repulsively disgusting.
Faith: I agree with Spike!
Broly: I agree with Angel!
Dru: I agree with Spike!
Darla: I agree with Angel and Spike!
Buffy: I agree with Angel!
Edward: I agree with no one because I don't give a crap what they do. It's their life!
Stefan: Get these sick people away from me!!!!
Damon: God Elena you are so good!
Elena: Mmmm.....*licks Damon's chest*
Stefan: JUST STOP!!
Elena: *gets off of Damon* that was fun.
Damon: *Nods* very fun. *smiles sexily*
Edward: Just kill me already.
Damon: I'll be happy to!
Edward: Screw you freak.
Damon: I'm not a gayward who sparkles in the sun. Shove it disco balls.
Edward: What?
Damon: Oh come on! Everyone knows that you have a disco ball under those pants! That's how you sparkle! I bet Bella used to go blind every night when she had to see them!
Edward: Shut up you pussy retarded vampire!
Damon: If that's me, then what does it make you? Oh wait I know! The queen of all fairies!
Ok Damon, that's enough. Let's get on with the show.
Damon: No!
*throws Damon against the wall* I said we are moving on! Next up is elenastarkiller! Welcome back!
elenastarkiller: Hahahahahahaha still lovin this fanfic! I'm still Team Stefan 3 and so I came up with torture for Damon: every person he's ever compelled can make him do anything they want (1 thing per person). And don't forget about Jeremy!
I LOVE U STEFAN! 3
Damon: 0.0 oh crap.....
Jeremy: I think I'll start off since he made me forget about Vicki's death. Ok Damon I want you to go put on some more make up to compliment that outstanding dress you're wearing.
Damon: No way in hell.
Damon.....you have to do it.
Damon: .....fine! But they all owe me...big time! *puts more make up on*
Awww, doesn't he look so cute? We should put a pink bow in his hair to complete the decoration!
Damon: Screw. You. Whore.
It was just an innocent thought!^^
Damon: And I didn't like it! Now who is next? God knows I've compelled alot of people in my life.
Next is Caroline!
Caroline: You are such a jerk Damon! I want you to go jump off of a cliff!
Damon: Been there, done that sweetheart.
Caroline: Ok fine. I want you to go tell Stefan how much you love him!
Damon: 0.0 WHAT???
She meant like a brother Damon. Geez, get your mind out of the gutter, unless if that's really how you feel.
Damon: SHUT UP! *goes over to Stefan* Stefan, I....love you man. You're my brother, how could I not?
Stefan: That was really sweet Damon, but everyone here knows that you didn't mean a single word of it.
Damon: Yep I didn't so why bother?
Caroline: You are so insensitive Damon.
Damon: That's why people love me!
Nobody loves you Damon.....and even if they DID they wouldn't love you for that!
Damon: You people are just in denial. When are you going to wake up and realize that I'm the perfect man for anybody? Everybody loves the bad boy.
Emily: You are so full of yourself Damon. When are you going to get over yourself?
Damon: By the time you lose some weight, my little cupcake.
He did not just say that.....
Emily: What did you just say?!
Damon: You're a fluffy, plump, sweet cupcake. With extra fat in the middle.
He really wants to die, doesn't he?
Emily: *shaking with anger* I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You.
Damon: Bring it on sweet cakes!
Emily: *eyes darken and slams Damon up against the wall* don't underestimate me. I am much stronger then you think. *throws Damon to the floor*
Damon: *dusts himself off* stupid whore ruined my jacket!
I think you better control your tongue when you speak to her.
Damon: And I think you better shut up!
*sighs* ok I think this is all of them. So sorry it took me awhile to update!! I'll try and update everyday if I can!
Damon: Maybe you should stop updating period.
*flicks Damon off* review!
Hello everyone!! I plan to start this show off with a bang!
*A loud bang could be heard*
What was that? And I didn't mean it litterally!
Broly: I think Damon did it again.
Ugh, let's go see. *walks over to where Damon is and sees a huge hole in the wall*
Umm, how did that get there?
Damon: I think I might've threw something against it hard and it went through the wall.
What did you- on second thought, I don't even want to know. Ok starting the show now!
Damon: Why do you bother writing? It sucks just as much as that low rate piece of crap movie Twilight.
You know that I can very well write you out of the story if you don't be nice to me. Or...I could write a slash fic between you and Tinkerbell over there.
Damon: DON'T YOU DARE!
Then be nice to me, for one full chapter or else you will be screwing a vampire that is a fairy and has no fangs.
Damon: FINE! *storms off*
Emily: Aww, I wanted to see that slash fic!!
Hehe I already have it written.
Emily: Ooh let me read! *reads*
Damon: *walks back over and looks at Emily* what is miss powder puff reading?
Emily: *tries not to laugh* oh nothing. I'm reading a very graphic story about Edward screwing Bella. Wanna read?
Damon: No thank you. As long as I'm not screwing him then I don't care to read it.
Emily: Suit yourself. *continues reading with an amused expression on her face*
Ok starting with DawnSummersGarwin!
DawnSummersGarwin: Hmmmm, I totally love Damon the most. Stefan and Edward are such sissies, just
like Angel of off Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I would def. take Damon and Spike
no matter what. Damon is so hot. Hes got the whole badboy thing going on. My
form of torture is:
For Angel-turn him into a puppet like he did in his show, lol...
For Stefan-starve him and lock him up in a room full of vervain for as long as
possible, then lock him in a room with a newly turned Elena, Katherine,
Dru(From Buffy), Darla(Buffy as well), let them torture him. Then bring in
Buffy and Faith to have some fun of their own with him.
For Edward-Let the girls that get to torture Stefan play with him as
well.(Same goes for Angel.)Lol.
This story is amazing BTW. So much fun to go around. Damon is awesome, hot,
dangerous, and a million other things. For him and Spike being so great you
should give them each their own motorcycle(the bikes have to work and be
awesome looking,lol.) Okay I'm done now. Thanks for making an awesome story
BTW...
Lots of things to do now! *makes a few phone calls*
Damon: What is she doing?
Broly: *shrugs*
And....done! The guys from Vampire Slayer are on their way!
Angel: Hello, we're here!
Spike: Yeah, let's make this quick, I don't have all day!
Oh god, not another Damon.
Spike: I can be whatever you want me to be baby. *winks*
Damon: *pushes me behind him and growls viscously* stay away from her you prune!
Spike: Oh really? Who's gonna make me you Twilight reject?
Damon: Bring it!
Edward: Ok guys, I think that's enough-
Spike and Damon: STAY OUT OF THIS FAIRY!
Angel: *turns to Edward* I'm sorry if they were a bit mean. Spike's kinda has a temper.
Edward: Don't worry, I'm used to it.
Stefan: We all are.
Ok let's start with the torture! *throws Stefan into a room filled with vervain*
Stefan: Grr! I hate you! Let me out of here!!
Elena: Hello Stefan.
Stefan: Elena- OH CRAP KATHERINE!
Katherine: What's wrong? Are you not happy to see me? That's too bad. I even brought some friends to play with us as well."
Dru: This is going to be fun, torturing the Twilight reject.
Darla: Agreed! Let's began!
*screaming could be heard from the cellar*
Hey, we need to throw Angel in there too!
Angel: No way in hell am I going In there!
Yes you are! *throws Angel in the cellar*
Angel: I HATE YOU!
Now for Damon and Spike, since you two are so awesome I'm going to give you super cool looking motorcycles!
Damon: Sweet!
Spike: Awesome!
*two blue and red motorcycles appear*
Damon: I call the red one!
Spike: I get the blue!
Damon: *revs up motorcycle* these are really cool and run really well!
Spike: I agree! Hey wanna race while they're getting tortured?
Damon: Sure! Ready, set, GO! *speeds off with Spike right behind him*
Stefan and Angel: GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!
Not until the torture is done. I'll give the girls five more minutes. hey Emily, why don't you go torture Eddie over there? He's looking pretty lonely.
Emily: Sure. *smiles evilly*
Edward: *eyes widen* n-no! You stay away from me!
Emily: Heh heh heh!
Edward: *screams like a schoolgirl*
Wow, some very unpleasant things happening right now.
Stefan: HELP ME!!!
Oh, I forgot, the torture isn't over yet! Let's bring in Buffy and Faith!
Buffy: *licks lips* where's my prey?
In there! *points to cellar*
Buffy and Faith: Thanks! *walks in* can we join the party?
Stefan and Angel: NO!!!
Katherine: *smiles deviously* sure, we could always use more help.
Stefan and Angel: SOMEBODY SAVE US!!!
Not likely. Now, how's that race coming along Damon and Spike?
Spike: That jerk is beating me!
Damon: Haha eat dust you loser!
Spike: Suck it!
Damon: No, that's Edward's job.
Edward: FUCK YOU!
Damon: Sorry I don't do dicks, I do tits.
Damon, I'm going to have to rate this fic M because of you!
Damon: Then do it! Then I can finally see my little brother and Eddie boy screw each other like the queers they are!
You seriously are mean.
Damon: And you love me for it!
Um no, I do not.
Edward: You sick bast-
Emily: No cussing! *hits Edward with mallet*
Edward: Ow!!
Damon: Haha she got you good!
Emily: *hits Damon with mallet*
Damon: Ow you little-
Emily: *hits him again* NO CUSSING!
Edward: *holds ear* god she could blow out an eardrum with hose lungs.
Damon: She already blew out mine. Effing hoe!
Emily: You want to get hit again?
Damon: Hit me again and see what happens.
Emily: *tries to hit him again but Damon grabs her arm and pins it above her head* You really shouldn't have done that. *slams Emily up against the wall*
Emily: *struggling in his grasp* Damon let me go!!
Damon: *puts his mouth close to her face, fanning her neck with his hot breath* make me.
Emily: *stares into his blue eyes, falling prey to his charm*
Damon: *leans in and kisses her on the lips*
Broly: *blood boiling with rage* GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!! *charges at Damon*
Damon: *goes flying back from the impact but regains control and flies at Broly, ripping out his throat*
Broly: *screams in pain*
Emily: Broly! *runs over to Damon and knees him in the jewels*
Damon: Ouch. *falls to knees*
Emily: Broly! Are you ok?
Broly: *smiles weakly at her* I'm alright.
Emily: *turns to Damon and lifts him up by the collar of his shirt* you ever do that again and I'll make sure I'll damage your goods so bad you won't be able to use them again!
Damon: Kinky. I like it. *grins*
Damon, do you have a death wish?
Damon: No, why?
Because Emily is ready to tear you apart.
Damon: As if she can do anything to me.
She sure did a number to you jewels.
Damon: That's called lady's luck.
Whatever you say Damon.
Stefan: HEY, ARE YOU GUYS JUST GOING TO IGNORE ME ALL DAY??
Damon: That's a intriguing idea! I might do that!
Stefan: *growls*
Angel: You have to help us! I don't think I can take much more of this!!
Damon: *quirks eyebrow* what exactly are they doing to you?
Stefan: They're raping us and throwing glitter on me so I'll sparkle!
Damon: *laughs hard*
Stefan: It's not funny!
Damon: Yes it is! Now you really will be Tinkerbell's twin!
Edward: STOP CALLING ME TINKERBELL YOU TWIT!
Damon: Not until you grow a pair of balls and start acting like a real vampire.
Edward: *flips Damon off*
Damon: Go stick that finger up Bella's butt. Oh wait, I killed her.
Edward: I hope you rot in a pit of fiery ashes you man whore!
Damon: Atleast I'm not a prostitute like you.
Emily: Ok guys, I think we have some more questions to answer.
Stefan: Aren't you going to let us out FIRST?
Fine. Geez Stefan stop whining like a baby. *let's them out*
Stefan: FREEDOM!!!!
Angel: Yay!! We're out of that hellhole!
Elena: Aw darn the torture is over!
Katherine: Yep. Too bad. I wanted to put this on Stefan. *holds up a fluffy pink dress with flowers embedded on the front*
Stefan: Don't come any closer with that thing! The torture is over!!
Damon: It would've been nice to see you in a dress Stefan.
Stefan: You mean like the one you are wearing?
Damon: Shut up!
Edward: I wonder who would look prettier in a dress? Stefan or Damon?
Damon: SCREW YOU FAIRY!
I didn't know that Damon wanted to screw a fairy.
Damon: *slaps me across the face* shut up whore!
Ow! Damon, that was mean!!
Emily: He's always mean. Especially with what he did to me yesterday!!
Broly: You should've let me kill the bitch.
Damon: Aww, the big bad sayian takes orders from his human mate?
Broly: SHUT UP PRINCESS!!!
Damon: Do you want to die?
By the way Damon, you still have to be nice to me for one full chapter or else you and Edward will make hot love to each other. If you don't want that, then I suggest you apologize!
Damon: *glares daggers* fine, I'm sorry. There, you happy?
Yes I am.
Edward: Yay, everybody is happy! *claps*
Damon: Can I please kill him now?
No, we need him alive!
Damon: Then can I please kill her? *points to Emily*
You kill her and not only will you and Edward have hot wild sex, you'll also get married and have 10 kids together!
Damon: *grumbles under breath*
Stefan: Hey, why do you guys have cool motorcycles and we don't?
Damon: Because I'm awesome and you're not.
Spike: Yeah, we're badasses and you guys are sissies!
Angel: Screw you!
Edward: I think the contestants are waiting for us. We should bring them up here.
Damon: No one cares what you think twinkle toes!
Actually, he's right. We need to get more people in here. Ok let's bring out Obsessionreader!
Obsessionreader: Lol! I love your story! I am team Damon all the way! He SCREAMS hotness! I
have nothing against Stephen, it's just that he reminds me of a better
looking, less gay version of Edward the fairy princess Cullen. As for
torture... Hmm... Make Elena confess her true feelings for Damon (of her love
for Damon) then she shops get married 2 him and consummate their marriage in
front of Stephen while he is tied down 2 a chair with vervain. Oh and Emily's
boyfriend should kick Stephan's ** for a change. And with Elena and Damon
please censor. Little kids like Edward and his family are watching! Oh! And
for Edward, I'm REALLY glad Bella is dead.
Hehe great torture idea!!
Edward: I hope you drop dead.
Damon: I like you. So for that I'm not going to kill you in your sleep.
Stefan: *growls* you better stay away from Elena!!
Damon: You have no say in the matter considering your tied up to a chair with vervain ropes.
Stefan: You better let me out of here right now!!!
Damon: Nope, now Elena, is there something you want to tell me? Don't worry about depressed brother over there. He won't interfere.
Elena: Damon....I..I probably shouldn't have kept this in for so long but-
Stefan: Don't do it Elena!!
Elena: I love you Damon! *runs into his arms and kisses him passionately*
Damon: *spins her around and kisses her with equal passion*
Stefan: Elena, I thought we had something!
Elena: We did Stefan but ever since I saw your brother I've been falling for him. It was only a matter of time.
Damon: Let's get married infront of dear brother so we can really drive him insane with jealously.
Elena: *smirks* lets.
Preacher: I now pronounce you husband and wife!!
Stefan: Nooooo!!!!!
Elena: *rests her head on Damon's shoulders* love you babe.
Damon: Love you too kitten.
Edward: Ok I think I'm going to be sick.
Damon: Go back to the land of gay fairies and vampires that screw each other everyday.
Edward: Go die!
Damon: Already did moron.
Elena: Ok ok, break it up! Let's not make Damon cranky. We all know how that turns out.
Damon: Oh you know me too well.
Elena: I think I know you more in the bedroom. *seductive grin*
Stefan: Just please stop.
Damon: Haha not as much as I know you my dear.
Emily: I got another torture idea! Have sex infront of Stefan!
Stefan: *eyes widen* HELL NO!!
Damon: What do you say babydoll?
Elena: Let's do it and make Stefan squirm in his seat.
Damon: You read my mind. *throws clothes off*
Stefan: AHHH I can't watch!!
Spike: This is hot!
Angel: This is repulsively disgusting.
Faith: I agree with Spike!
Broly: I agree with Angel!
Dru: I agree with Spike!
Darla: I agree with Angel and Spike!
Buffy: I agree with Angel!
Edward: I agree with no one because I don't give a crap what they do. It's their life!
Stefan: Get these sick people away from me!!!!
Damon: God Elena you are so good!
Elena: Mmmm.....*licks Damon's chest*
Stefan: JUST STOP!!
Elena: *gets off of Damon* that was fun.
Damon: *Nods* very fun. *smiles sexily*
Edward: Just kill me already.
Damon: I'll be happy to!
Edward: Screw you freak.
Damon: I'm not a gayward who sparkles in the sun. Shove it disco balls.
Edward: What?
Damon: Oh come on! Everyone knows that you have a disco ball under those pants! That's how you sparkle! I bet Bella used to go blind every night when she had to see them!
Edward: Shut up you pussy retarded vampire!
Damon: If that's me, then what does it make you? Oh wait I know! The queen of all fairies!
Ok Damon, that's enough. Let's get on with the show.
Damon: No!
*throws Damon against the wall* I said we are moving on! Next up is elenastarkiller! Welcome back!
elenastarkiller: Hahahahahahaha still lovin this fanfic! I'm still Team Stefan 3 and so I came up with torture for Damon: every person he's ever compelled can make him do anything they want (1 thing per person). And don't forget about Jeremy!
I LOVE U STEFAN! 3
Damon: 0.0 oh crap.....
Jeremy: I think I'll start off since he made me forget about Vicki's death. Ok Damon I want you to go put on some more make up to compliment that outstanding dress you're wearing.
Damon: No way in hell.
Damon.....you have to do it.
Damon: .....fine! But they all owe me...big time! *puts more make up on*
Awww, doesn't he look so cute? We should put a pink bow in his hair to complete the decoration!
Damon: Screw. You. Whore.
It was just an innocent thought!^^
Damon: And I didn't like it! Now who is next? God knows I've compelled alot of people in my life.
Next is Caroline!
Caroline: You are such a jerk Damon! I want you to go jump off of a cliff!
Damon: Been there, done that sweetheart.
Caroline: Ok fine. I want you to go tell Stefan how much you love him!
Damon: 0.0 WHAT???
She meant like a brother Damon. Geez, get your mind out of the gutter, unless if that's really how you feel.
Damon: SHUT UP! *goes over to Stefan* Stefan, I....love you man. You're my brother, how could I not?
Stefan: That was really sweet Damon, but everyone here knows that you didn't mean a single word of it.
Damon: Yep I didn't so why bother?
Caroline: You are so insensitive Damon.
Damon: That's why people love me!
Nobody loves you Damon.....and even if they DID they wouldn't love you for that!
Damon: You people are just in denial. When are you going to wake up and realize that I'm the perfect man for anybody? Everybody loves the bad boy.
Emily: You are so full of yourself Damon. When are you going to get over yourself?
Damon: By the time you lose some weight, my little cupcake.
He did not just say that.....
Emily: What did you just say?!
Damon: You're a fluffy, plump, sweet cupcake. With extra fat in the middle.
He really wants to die, doesn't he?
Emily: *shaking with anger* I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You.
Damon: Bring it on sweet cakes!
Emily: *eyes darken and slams Damon up against the wall* don't underestimate me. I am much stronger then you think. *throws Damon to the floor*
Damon: *dusts himself off* stupid whore ruined my jacket!
I think you better control your tongue when you speak to her.
Damon: And I think you better shut up!
*sighs* ok I think this is all of them. So sorry it took me awhile to update!! I'll try and update everyday if I can!
Damon: Maybe you should stop updating period.
*flicks Damon off* review!
A Day at Chuck E Cheese
A day at Chuck E Cheese
Summary: To try and loosen up the Salvatore brothers, Elena takes them to Chuck E Cheese for some heart filled fun. Oh Elena, haven't you learned that vampires and kids don't mix?
Chapter 1
Elena drove steadily down the smooth road with Damon and Stefan blind folded in the backseat. She smiled to herself. They have been going through alot of hard times and barely had time for any fun. So today she was going to make time for that.
Damon groaned from his place in the backseat. "How much longer Elena? I want to take this stupid blind fold off!"
Elena grinned as she neared the place. "We're almost there. Haven't you heard the saying, patience is a virtue?"
"Nope, never had in my life." Elena could particularly see Damon smirking from the backseat. "Why do we have to wear these anyways?"
Elena huffed in annoyance. "Because the place I'm going to is a surprise and if I told you where we were going you wouldn't have come."
Damon sighed as he gave up but then a thought crossed his mind. "Are we taking Stefan to join the circus?"
Elena inwardly slapped herself as she turned into the parking lot. "Can you please just act like your brother and shut up?"
"Me? Act like him? No way in hell. I particularly don't like the taste of fur in the morning."
Stefan laughed. "She meant behavior wise Damon. I'm keeping quiet so wherever she's taking us I'll be on her good side."
"Suck up." Damon muttered under his breath.
"Ok we're here!" Elena chirped happily as she got out of the car. "Take off your blind folds!"
Damon and Stefan did as they were told and looked up at the building that was infront of them. Staring at them, straight in the face, was a picture of a huge gray mouse with a purple shirt on and a smile on his face. Their eyes widened as little kids dashed into the overly crowded joint, filled with a ton of games and screaming little kids who didn't get a prize. "Good god she managed to take us straight to hell." Damon muttered, looking at his brother who had recovered from his shock and was smiling strangely. "What the hell are you so happy about?"
"I think this is a great way to loosen up and have some fun. We've been under too much pressure these past months and we really need a break from all of this."
Damon smirked. "Well, you two have fun. I'm out of here." Before he could make a run for it, Elena stood in his path, holding a stake and a bottle of water.
"Don't even think about leaving." she glared at him, holding the stake close to his chest.
Damon glared right back at her. "Do it. I dare you."
Elena nodded. "Ok." In one swift movement, Elena threw the spiked water on him and rammed the stake into his stomach and pulled it out. She grabbed Damon's collar and put her face dangerously close to his. "No one is leaving here until I say so. Do I make myself clear? We are going to have some fun now and you are NOT going to screw this up for me. You got it?"
Damon nodded meekly and Elena stepped away, walking towards an amused and shocked Stefan. "You ready?"
Stefan nodded as he kissed her. "Ready to go Damon?" He turned to Damon who was getting up slowly.
"Yeah, give me a minute to regain my strength and kill your girlfriend." He rubbed his neck tenderly. "Stupid girl."
Elena ignored Damon's threat as she walked into Chuck E Cheese. Damon reluctantly followed. He could just see the words "hell" plastered everywhere in the place. He groaned inwardly. This was going to be a long day.
After paying for the tokens and ordering a large supreme pizza, Elena went over to a booth and set her stuff down. Motioning for Stefan and Damon to do the same, she put a small amount of tokens in each cup and handed them each one. "Knock yourselves out. If you run out then find me. And try to behave." She gave Damon a dark look as she said that.
Damon put on his best innocent smile. "Why Elena, it's wrong to accuse people of crimes they didn't commit yet. Give me a little credit."
She scoffed as she turned to Stefan. "Keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid."
Stefan nodded. "Don't worry I will."
Damon rolled his eyes and grabbed his cup of tokens, walking over to the games. Stefan followed Damon as he went over to a game where a bunch of kids were crowded around. Damon groaned. This was going to take forever to play a stupid game.
Stefan followed his brother, going through a maze of kids and games. He stopped when he felt something poking him. "Excuse me?" A little kid's voice called to him.
He looked down and saw a little kid who looked no more then the age of five. She had light brown hair and was staring at him with curious eyes. "Can I help you?" Stefan asked politely.
"Are you Edward Cullen?"
That was one question Stefan hadn't been expecting. "No I'm not. I'm Stefan Salvatore. I'm not Edward."
The little girl cocked her head to the side. "Then why do you look so depressed and have that constipated look on your face?"
Stefan sighed, getting annoyed with this kid. He needed to find his brother. "Listen little girl, I'm not-"
"You even sound like him too. Did Edward clone himself? Because if he did then he's not very good at it."
Stefan inwardly groaned and figured this kid wasn't worth an explanation. He walked away from the kid, getting a feeling that today wasn't going to be as much fun as he thought.
Damon groaned as more little kids cut infront of him. That's it, he thought as he tapped a little boy on the shoulder, I'm using compulsion and I don't care if little brother is watching me.
The little kid turned around and Damon smirked, his pupils widening. "Let me through the line brat."
The kid moved off to the side and Damon continued doing the same thing to the rest of kids until there were no more people in line. "Hm, so this is called "Winners Wheel". Interesting." He grabbed a token from his cup and began playing. He put the coin in and watched as it ran down the blue ramp and fly into a little opening. Lights started flashing and a ball ran down a metal ramp, dropping off at the end and falling into a red hole. "Yes! Thirty tickets!" He looked at all the kids and smiled as he compelled them to give him all of their coins. He had a feeling his was going to be here for awhile.
Stefan groaned. So far this day wasn't going as planned. He had planned to make his brother miserable but it worked just the opposite. He had just been called Edward ten times and chased by rabid little girls who wanted Edward's head on a platter. One kid asked him to go outside so she can see him sparkle and another asked him if he could teach her how to sparkle. He shook his head. "I wonder how Damon is doing."
Damon laughed as another bout of tickets flew out at him. So far he had gotten the bonus, which is hundred tickets, five times and successfully robbed ten children of their tokens. They didn't put up much of a fuss, just went back to their parents to ask for more coins just like Damon compelled them to do. "This is actually fun! At this rate I'll have enough tickets to buy all the prizes!" laughed Damon to himself as he stuck another coin in.
"I see you're having fun."
Damon turned his head to see Stefan standing there, looking irritated. "Why hello Stefan, or should I say Edward."
Stefan had to resist every urge to slam him up against the wall, so he glowered at him evilly. "Don't call me that."
Damon smirked as looked to his mountain tickets that were on the ground and back up at Stefan. "You've been the talk of this place. I couldn't escape conversations of how you are the "clone" of Edward."
Stefan held back a growl and looked Damon who had ten cups of tokens. "Where did you get those?"
"Why, I got them how you're supposed to get them."
Stefan shook his head. "Don't play games with me Damon. You compelled kids to give them to you, didn't you?"
Damon pretended to look affronted as he stared as Stefan. "Why dear brother, why would you suspect me of such a crime?"
"Because it's what you do."
Damon smirked, about to say something back when a guy came up to them, holding a large supreme pizza in one of his hands. "Excuse me sir, but I have reason to believe that you've been taking coins away from children."
Damon scoffed. "Yeah, and what are you going to do about it? Go wait on some tables or whatever it is you people do and leave me alone!"
The man glared at Damon, walking over to a family and giving them the pizza. The man sitting at the table glared coldly at Damon, picking up the pizza and walking over to him. "I saw you take my son's coins, and for some reason he doesn't remember you taking them. I demand to know what you did!"
Damon shot him an amused smile. "None of your business old man. Now let me play my game in peace!"
The man's glare deepened and before Damon could blink, he was covered in pizza toppings layered with pizza sauce. Even behind the metal pan, Stefan could hear an audible growl emit from Damon. Poor guy, he picked the wrong person to waste his last meal on. Stefan thought sadly as he watched the pan slide off of Damon's face, trailing smashed up pizza down his clothes and staining them with red sauce.
Moments later, Elena came over, holding another large supreme pizza and smiling as she rounded the corner to where Stefan and Damon were at. "Stefan, Damon! I have the pizza-"
Her words got caught in her throat as she came across a pizza covered Damon and an amused Stefan. Her eyes traveled over to the family and was glaring daggers at Damon and the man sitting at the table. "Bob, that was our lunch!" the woman at the table shouted, glaring at her husband.
"I'm sorry but this man deserved it!" Bob defended himself.
He deserves to have a stake up his rear. Thought Elena as she advanced over to the shocked brothers. "What the hell happened?"
Stefan sighed. "Well, Damon here thought it would be fun to compell children to give him their tokens and to stay away from that game." He pointed over to Winners Wheel.
Elena groaned, shaking her head. "Damon you are such an idiot."
Damon just smirked as Elena glared. "That's why you love me."
Elena groaned as she handed the family her pizza. "I'm so sorry about this. Here's a pizza to make up for Damon's trouble."
Damon gaped at her. "Trouble? They're the ones who threw a pizza at me!"
"Yeah, well I'm hoping they'll do it again!" Elena snapped back.
The man, known as Bob, smiled at Elena. "Do you really mean that?"
Elena turned to him and smiled. "It's all on me."
Damon's eyes widened as yet another pizza hit him square in the face. This time, Stefan didn't bother holding in his laughter. Elena sniggered a little too but then realized what was going to happen next. Damon's face changed in a second and his fangs were rapidly appearing to the surface as he stared at the family with red eyes. Elena quickly got into action and threw what little vervain she had left on him, hoping that it would work. Damon hissed in pain and dropped to his knees, glaring at Elena with all the hatred in the world. "You whore!"
Stefan hit Damon hard on the head. "Don't use that word in a place that has children in it!"
Damon smiled sweetly at his brother. "Go screw a squirrel or better yet a bunny."
"DAMON THAT IS ENOUGH! WE ARE LEAVING!" yelled Elena as she grabbed Damon by the ear and started dragging him out.
"But my tickets!" Damon whined, getting out of her grasp and grabbing the tickets that lay abandoned on the floor. "I can't leave without a prize!"
"What a child." Stefan murmured.
Elena sighed, giving Damon the most evil death glare she could manage. "Fine, just it and lets go!"
Damon quickly put his tickets through the machine and grabbed receipt that fell out. Quickly, he told the cashier what he wanted. She smiled as she handed him a big, plastic blow up red sword. Damon smirked as he took it and whacked Stefan with it. Elena shook her head at his childish antics. "Damon you are embarrassing me."
"And why did you hit me?" complained Stefan, glaring.
"Because it was fun. Now let's go." Damon slammed the door behind him as he went to the car.
Elena was just about to walk out the door when an idea came into her mind. Smirking, she grabbed Stefan and drug him to the play area. "Elena, what-" Elena cut him off as she whispered her plan in his ear. Stefan shook his head. "I don't think that's a very good idea."
Elena sighed. "Please Stefan?"
Stefan sighed, "Ok."
Moments later, Stefan and Elena came out to find Damon leaning on the car, a bored expression could clearly be seen on his face. "Dear god Elena, what did you guys do in there? I may be inappropriate but atleast I know better then to do those kinds of things in public."
Elena shook her head as she snapped her fingers and the door flew open, revealing a bunch of kids with stakes in their hands and bottles of water in the other. Elena crouched down to the kids abs whispered softly. "Remember what I told you inside. This is the guy who killed Edward and made an awful copy out of him. Go avenge his death and remember to pour the water on him."
Damon's eyes widened as about three dozen kids came after him, screaming Edward killer and waving stakes in the air. "Must kill Edward killer! Must kill Edward killer!"
Damon yelled out in surprise as he ran around the parking lot with a bunch of kids following him. The effects of the vervain were still affecting him so he couldn't use his vampire speed or compulsion until the vervain went completely away. "Oh, they are so going to PAY!" Damon yelled out as a kid threw water-filled vervain on him. "I hope you kids enjoyed your meals, because that is going to be the last one you ever have!"
"I hope you die! You killed Edward!" the kids yelled together as one stabbed a stake in Damon's arm.
Elena and Stefan watched as Damon jumped up on a car and give them the most evil and darkest glare. "I hope you're happy!"
"Just use your sword to fend them off Damon!" laughed Stefan.
"Go to hell brother!" Damon could feel the car shaking as the kids tried to knock him off of it.
Elena laughed as she tangled her hands with Stefan's. "This was a great way to loosen up."
Stefan nodded. "This was a great idea Elena. Let's do it again sometime." He kissed her softly on the lips as they turned back to Damon running around the parking lot still covered in pizza sauce and hundreds of pepperoni toppings.
"IF YOU VALUE THESE KIDS PATHETIC LIVES THEN I SUGGEST YOU CALL THEM OFF!!!"
Elena laughed as she turned to Stefan. "Should I?"
Stefan shook his head. "Nah, let him suffer for awhile. This could be good for him."
Elena nodded, still laughing as she got out a camera. "Perfect for blackmail."
Damon looked over at Elena and his eyes widened. "Take that picture and you won't ever see that camera again!"
"Smile Damon." Elena quickly snapped the picture and transferred it over to her phone. She quickly forwarded it to Bonnie and Alaric, laughing. "They will get a kick out of this."
"That's it! You are so going to die!"
Elena laughed but then turned her head to a door opening. She gasped as she saw a guy in the Chuck E Cheese costume. "Weren't you going to invite me?" he said, looking at Elena and Stefan.
Elena nodded as Stefan got out another stake and water bottle. "Have fun."
"Thanks!" The guy flashed them a smile as he ran after Damon who was getting more pissed by the second.
"Oh HELL NO!" Damon exclaimed as he ran faster, running out of the parking lot with Chuck E Cheese and the children following him.
Elena waited a few minutes before grabbing Stefan's hand and pulling him towards the building. "Come on, let's go have some fun."
Stefan nodded eagerly as he was being pulled by an excited Elena. "Damon can wait a few minutes longer. Let's just hope no one dies."
"Oh, trust me if he kills anyone this picture I just took is going on the Internet." Elena giggled evilly as she kissed Stefan.
Stefan grabbed a cup of tokens and went over to the hockey table. "Three out of two?"
"You're on." Elena grinned.
The end
A/N: This idea came to me when I went to Chuck E Cheese the other day. My sister introduced me to the game "Winners Wheel" which is very fun and you get ALOT of tickets from it. So I thought that Damon would enjoy it. Haha please review! I'm thinking about continuing it to where they go to Chuck E Cheese again but this time the kids are armed with stakes and are wearing vervain. I'm still not sure about this idea. Thanks for reading! I might continue or I might not.
Summary: To try and loosen up the Salvatore brothers, Elena takes them to Chuck E Cheese for some heart filled fun. Oh Elena, haven't you learned that vampires and kids don't mix?
Chapter 1
Elena drove steadily down the smooth road with Damon and Stefan blind folded in the backseat. She smiled to herself. They have been going through alot of hard times and barely had time for any fun. So today she was going to make time for that.
Damon groaned from his place in the backseat. "How much longer Elena? I want to take this stupid blind fold off!"
Elena grinned as she neared the place. "We're almost there. Haven't you heard the saying, patience is a virtue?"
"Nope, never had in my life." Elena could particularly see Damon smirking from the backseat. "Why do we have to wear these anyways?"
Elena huffed in annoyance. "Because the place I'm going to is a surprise and if I told you where we were going you wouldn't have come."
Damon sighed as he gave up but then a thought crossed his mind. "Are we taking Stefan to join the circus?"
Elena inwardly slapped herself as she turned into the parking lot. "Can you please just act like your brother and shut up?"
"Me? Act like him? No way in hell. I particularly don't like the taste of fur in the morning."
Stefan laughed. "She meant behavior wise Damon. I'm keeping quiet so wherever she's taking us I'll be on her good side."
"Suck up." Damon muttered under his breath.
"Ok we're here!" Elena chirped happily as she got out of the car. "Take off your blind folds!"
Damon and Stefan did as they were told and looked up at the building that was infront of them. Staring at them, straight in the face, was a picture of a huge gray mouse with a purple shirt on and a smile on his face. Their eyes widened as little kids dashed into the overly crowded joint, filled with a ton of games and screaming little kids who didn't get a prize. "Good god she managed to take us straight to hell." Damon muttered, looking at his brother who had recovered from his shock and was smiling strangely. "What the hell are you so happy about?"
"I think this is a great way to loosen up and have some fun. We've been under too much pressure these past months and we really need a break from all of this."
Damon smirked. "Well, you two have fun. I'm out of here." Before he could make a run for it, Elena stood in his path, holding a stake and a bottle of water.
"Don't even think about leaving." she glared at him, holding the stake close to his chest.
Damon glared right back at her. "Do it. I dare you."
Elena nodded. "Ok." In one swift movement, Elena threw the spiked water on him and rammed the stake into his stomach and pulled it out. She grabbed Damon's collar and put her face dangerously close to his. "No one is leaving here until I say so. Do I make myself clear? We are going to have some fun now and you are NOT going to screw this up for me. You got it?"
Damon nodded meekly and Elena stepped away, walking towards an amused and shocked Stefan. "You ready?"
Stefan nodded as he kissed her. "Ready to go Damon?" He turned to Damon who was getting up slowly.
"Yeah, give me a minute to regain my strength and kill your girlfriend." He rubbed his neck tenderly. "Stupid girl."
Elena ignored Damon's threat as she walked into Chuck E Cheese. Damon reluctantly followed. He could just see the words "hell" plastered everywhere in the place. He groaned inwardly. This was going to be a long day.
After paying for the tokens and ordering a large supreme pizza, Elena went over to a booth and set her stuff down. Motioning for Stefan and Damon to do the same, she put a small amount of tokens in each cup and handed them each one. "Knock yourselves out. If you run out then find me. And try to behave." She gave Damon a dark look as she said that.
Damon put on his best innocent smile. "Why Elena, it's wrong to accuse people of crimes they didn't commit yet. Give me a little credit."
She scoffed as she turned to Stefan. "Keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid."
Stefan nodded. "Don't worry I will."
Damon rolled his eyes and grabbed his cup of tokens, walking over to the games. Stefan followed Damon as he went over to a game where a bunch of kids were crowded around. Damon groaned. This was going to take forever to play a stupid game.
Stefan followed his brother, going through a maze of kids and games. He stopped when he felt something poking him. "Excuse me?" A little kid's voice called to him.
He looked down and saw a little kid who looked no more then the age of five. She had light brown hair and was staring at him with curious eyes. "Can I help you?" Stefan asked politely.
"Are you Edward Cullen?"
That was one question Stefan hadn't been expecting. "No I'm not. I'm Stefan Salvatore. I'm not Edward."
The little girl cocked her head to the side. "Then why do you look so depressed and have that constipated look on your face?"
Stefan sighed, getting annoyed with this kid. He needed to find his brother. "Listen little girl, I'm not-"
"You even sound like him too. Did Edward clone himself? Because if he did then he's not very good at it."
Stefan inwardly groaned and figured this kid wasn't worth an explanation. He walked away from the kid, getting a feeling that today wasn't going to be as much fun as he thought.
Damon groaned as more little kids cut infront of him. That's it, he thought as he tapped a little boy on the shoulder, I'm using compulsion and I don't care if little brother is watching me.
The little kid turned around and Damon smirked, his pupils widening. "Let me through the line brat."
The kid moved off to the side and Damon continued doing the same thing to the rest of kids until there were no more people in line. "Hm, so this is called "Winners Wheel". Interesting." He grabbed a token from his cup and began playing. He put the coin in and watched as it ran down the blue ramp and fly into a little opening. Lights started flashing and a ball ran down a metal ramp, dropping off at the end and falling into a red hole. "Yes! Thirty tickets!" He looked at all the kids and smiled as he compelled them to give him all of their coins. He had a feeling his was going to be here for awhile.
Stefan groaned. So far this day wasn't going as planned. He had planned to make his brother miserable but it worked just the opposite. He had just been called Edward ten times and chased by rabid little girls who wanted Edward's head on a platter. One kid asked him to go outside so she can see him sparkle and another asked him if he could teach her how to sparkle. He shook his head. "I wonder how Damon is doing."
Damon laughed as another bout of tickets flew out at him. So far he had gotten the bonus, which is hundred tickets, five times and successfully robbed ten children of their tokens. They didn't put up much of a fuss, just went back to their parents to ask for more coins just like Damon compelled them to do. "This is actually fun! At this rate I'll have enough tickets to buy all the prizes!" laughed Damon to himself as he stuck another coin in.
"I see you're having fun."
Damon turned his head to see Stefan standing there, looking irritated. "Why hello Stefan, or should I say Edward."
Stefan had to resist every urge to slam him up against the wall, so he glowered at him evilly. "Don't call me that."
Damon smirked as looked to his mountain tickets that were on the ground and back up at Stefan. "You've been the talk of this place. I couldn't escape conversations of how you are the "clone" of Edward."
Stefan held back a growl and looked Damon who had ten cups of tokens. "Where did you get those?"
"Why, I got them how you're supposed to get them."
Stefan shook his head. "Don't play games with me Damon. You compelled kids to give them to you, didn't you?"
Damon pretended to look affronted as he stared as Stefan. "Why dear brother, why would you suspect me of such a crime?"
"Because it's what you do."
Damon smirked, about to say something back when a guy came up to them, holding a large supreme pizza in one of his hands. "Excuse me sir, but I have reason to believe that you've been taking coins away from children."
Damon scoffed. "Yeah, and what are you going to do about it? Go wait on some tables or whatever it is you people do and leave me alone!"
The man glared at Damon, walking over to a family and giving them the pizza. The man sitting at the table glared coldly at Damon, picking up the pizza and walking over to him. "I saw you take my son's coins, and for some reason he doesn't remember you taking them. I demand to know what you did!"
Damon shot him an amused smile. "None of your business old man. Now let me play my game in peace!"
The man's glare deepened and before Damon could blink, he was covered in pizza toppings layered with pizza sauce. Even behind the metal pan, Stefan could hear an audible growl emit from Damon. Poor guy, he picked the wrong person to waste his last meal on. Stefan thought sadly as he watched the pan slide off of Damon's face, trailing smashed up pizza down his clothes and staining them with red sauce.
Moments later, Elena came over, holding another large supreme pizza and smiling as she rounded the corner to where Stefan and Damon were at. "Stefan, Damon! I have the pizza-"
Her words got caught in her throat as she came across a pizza covered Damon and an amused Stefan. Her eyes traveled over to the family and was glaring daggers at Damon and the man sitting at the table. "Bob, that was our lunch!" the woman at the table shouted, glaring at her husband.
"I'm sorry but this man deserved it!" Bob defended himself.
He deserves to have a stake up his rear. Thought Elena as she advanced over to the shocked brothers. "What the hell happened?"
Stefan sighed. "Well, Damon here thought it would be fun to compell children to give him their tokens and to stay away from that game." He pointed over to Winners Wheel.
Elena groaned, shaking her head. "Damon you are such an idiot."
Damon just smirked as Elena glared. "That's why you love me."
Elena groaned as she handed the family her pizza. "I'm so sorry about this. Here's a pizza to make up for Damon's trouble."
Damon gaped at her. "Trouble? They're the ones who threw a pizza at me!"
"Yeah, well I'm hoping they'll do it again!" Elena snapped back.
The man, known as Bob, smiled at Elena. "Do you really mean that?"
Elena turned to him and smiled. "It's all on me."
Damon's eyes widened as yet another pizza hit him square in the face. This time, Stefan didn't bother holding in his laughter. Elena sniggered a little too but then realized what was going to happen next. Damon's face changed in a second and his fangs were rapidly appearing to the surface as he stared at the family with red eyes. Elena quickly got into action and threw what little vervain she had left on him, hoping that it would work. Damon hissed in pain and dropped to his knees, glaring at Elena with all the hatred in the world. "You whore!"
Stefan hit Damon hard on the head. "Don't use that word in a place that has children in it!"
Damon smiled sweetly at his brother. "Go screw a squirrel or better yet a bunny."
"DAMON THAT IS ENOUGH! WE ARE LEAVING!" yelled Elena as she grabbed Damon by the ear and started dragging him out.
"But my tickets!" Damon whined, getting out of her grasp and grabbing the tickets that lay abandoned on the floor. "I can't leave without a prize!"
"What a child." Stefan murmured.
Elena sighed, giving Damon the most evil death glare she could manage. "Fine, just it and lets go!"
Damon quickly put his tickets through the machine and grabbed receipt that fell out. Quickly, he told the cashier what he wanted. She smiled as she handed him a big, plastic blow up red sword. Damon smirked as he took it and whacked Stefan with it. Elena shook her head at his childish antics. "Damon you are embarrassing me."
"And why did you hit me?" complained Stefan, glaring.
"Because it was fun. Now let's go." Damon slammed the door behind him as he went to the car.
Elena was just about to walk out the door when an idea came into her mind. Smirking, she grabbed Stefan and drug him to the play area. "Elena, what-" Elena cut him off as she whispered her plan in his ear. Stefan shook his head. "I don't think that's a very good idea."
Elena sighed. "Please Stefan?"
Stefan sighed, "Ok."
Moments later, Stefan and Elena came out to find Damon leaning on the car, a bored expression could clearly be seen on his face. "Dear god Elena, what did you guys do in there? I may be inappropriate but atleast I know better then to do those kinds of things in public."
Elena shook her head as she snapped her fingers and the door flew open, revealing a bunch of kids with stakes in their hands and bottles of water in the other. Elena crouched down to the kids abs whispered softly. "Remember what I told you inside. This is the guy who killed Edward and made an awful copy out of him. Go avenge his death and remember to pour the water on him."
Damon's eyes widened as about three dozen kids came after him, screaming Edward killer and waving stakes in the air. "Must kill Edward killer! Must kill Edward killer!"
Damon yelled out in surprise as he ran around the parking lot with a bunch of kids following him. The effects of the vervain were still affecting him so he couldn't use his vampire speed or compulsion until the vervain went completely away. "Oh, they are so going to PAY!" Damon yelled out as a kid threw water-filled vervain on him. "I hope you kids enjoyed your meals, because that is going to be the last one you ever have!"
"I hope you die! You killed Edward!" the kids yelled together as one stabbed a stake in Damon's arm.
Elena and Stefan watched as Damon jumped up on a car and give them the most evil and darkest glare. "I hope you're happy!"
"Just use your sword to fend them off Damon!" laughed Stefan.
"Go to hell brother!" Damon could feel the car shaking as the kids tried to knock him off of it.
Elena laughed as she tangled her hands with Stefan's. "This was a great way to loosen up."
Stefan nodded. "This was a great idea Elena. Let's do it again sometime." He kissed her softly on the lips as they turned back to Damon running around the parking lot still covered in pizza sauce and hundreds of pepperoni toppings.
"IF YOU VALUE THESE KIDS PATHETIC LIVES THEN I SUGGEST YOU CALL THEM OFF!!!"
Elena laughed as she turned to Stefan. "Should I?"
Stefan shook his head. "Nah, let him suffer for awhile. This could be good for him."
Elena nodded, still laughing as she got out a camera. "Perfect for blackmail."
Damon looked over at Elena and his eyes widened. "Take that picture and you won't ever see that camera again!"
"Smile Damon." Elena quickly snapped the picture and transferred it over to her phone. She quickly forwarded it to Bonnie and Alaric, laughing. "They will get a kick out of this."
"That's it! You are so going to die!"
Elena laughed but then turned her head to a door opening. She gasped as she saw a guy in the Chuck E Cheese costume. "Weren't you going to invite me?" he said, looking at Elena and Stefan.
Elena nodded as Stefan got out another stake and water bottle. "Have fun."
"Thanks!" The guy flashed them a smile as he ran after Damon who was getting more pissed by the second.
"Oh HELL NO!" Damon exclaimed as he ran faster, running out of the parking lot with Chuck E Cheese and the children following him.
Elena waited a few minutes before grabbing Stefan's hand and pulling him towards the building. "Come on, let's go have some fun."
Stefan nodded eagerly as he was being pulled by an excited Elena. "Damon can wait a few minutes longer. Let's just hope no one dies."
"Oh, trust me if he kills anyone this picture I just took is going on the Internet." Elena giggled evilly as she kissed Stefan.
Stefan grabbed a cup of tokens and went over to the hockey table. "Three out of two?"
"You're on." Elena grinned.
The end
A/N: This idea came to me when I went to Chuck E Cheese the other day. My sister introduced me to the game "Winners Wheel" which is very fun and you get ALOT of tickets from it. So I thought that Damon would enjoy it. Haha please review! I'm thinking about continuing it to where they go to Chuck E Cheese again but this time the kids are armed with stakes and are wearing vervain. I'm still not sure about this idea. Thanks for reading! I might continue or I might not.
A Day at Chuck E Cheese
A day at Chuck E Cheese
Summary: To try and loosen up the Salvatore brothers, Elena takes them to Chuck E Cheese for some heart filled fun. Oh Elena, haven't you learned that vampires and kids don't mix?
Chapter 1
Elena drove steadily down the smooth road with Damon and Stefan blind folded in the backseat. She smiled to herself. They have been going through alot of hard times and barely had time for any fun. So today she was going to make time for that.
Damon groaned from his place in the backseat. "How much longer Elena? I want to take this stupid blind fold off!"
Elena grinned as she neared the place. "We're almost there. Haven't you heard the saying, patience is a virtue?"
"Nope, never had in my life." Elena could particularly see Damon smirking from the backseat. "Why do we have to wear these anyways?"
Elena huffed in annoyance. "Because the place I'm going to is a surprise and if I told you where we were going you wouldn't have come."
Damon sighed as he gave up but then a thought crossed his mind. "Are we taking Stefan to join the circus?"
Elena inwardly slapped herself as she turned into the parking lot. "Can you please just act like your brother and shut up?"
"Me? Act like him? No way in hell. I particularly don't like the taste of fur in the morning."
Stefan laughed. "She meant behavior wise Damon. I'm keeping quiet so wherever she's taking us I'll be on her good side."
"Suck up." Damon muttered under his breath.
"Ok we're here!" Elena chirped happily as she got out of the car. "Take off your blind folds!"
Damon and Stefan did as they were told and looked up at the building that was infront of them. Staring at them, straight in the face, was a picture of a huge gray mouse with a purple shirt on and a smile on his face. Their eyes widened as little kids dashed into the overly crowded joint, filled with a ton of games and screaming little kids who didn't get a prize. "Good god she managed to take us straight to hell." Damon muttered, looking at his brother who had recovered from his shock and was smiling strangely. "What the hell are you so happy about?"
"I think this is a great way to loosen up and have some fun. We've been under too much pressure these past months and we really need a break from all of this."
Damon smirked. "Well, you two have fun. I'm out of here." Before he could make a run for it, Elena stood in his path, holding a stake and a bottle of water.
"Don't even think about leaving." she glared at him, holding the stake close to his chest.
Damon glared right back at her. "Do it. I dare you."
Elena nodded. "Ok." In one swift movement, Elena threw the spiked water on him and rammed the stake into his stomach and pulled it out. She grabbed Damon's collar and put her face dangerously close to his. "No one is leaving here until I say so. Do I make myself clear? We are going to have some fun now and you are NOT going to screw this up for me. You got it?"
Damon nodded meekly and Elena stepped away, walking towards an amused and shocked Stefan. "You ready?"
Stefan nodded as he kissed her. "Ready to go Damon?" He turned to Damon who was getting up slowly.
"Yeah, give me a minute to regain my strength and kill your girlfriend." He rubbed his neck tenderly. "Stupid girl."
Elena ignored Damon's threat as she walked into Chuck E Cheese. Damon reluctantly followed. He could just see the words "hell" plastered everywhere in the place. He groaned inwardly. This was going to be a long day.
After paying for the tokens and ordering a large supreme pizza, Elena went over to a booth and set her stuff down. Motioning for Stefan and Damon to do the same, she put a small amount of tokens in each cup and handed them each one. "Knock yourselves out. If you run out then find me. And try to behave." She gave Damon a dark look as she said that.
Damon put on his best innocent smile. "Why Elena, it's wrong to accuse people of crimes they didn't commit yet. Give me a little credit."
She scoffed as she turned to Stefan. "Keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid."
Stefan nodded. "Don't worry I will."
Damon rolled his eyes and grabbed his cup of tokens, walking over to the games. Stefan followed Damon as he went over to a game where a bunch of kids were crowded around. Damon groaned. This was going to take forever to play a stupid game.
Stefan followed his brother, going through a maze of kids and games. He stopped when he felt something poking him. "Excuse me?" A little kid's voice called to him.
He looked down and saw a little kid who looked no more then the age of five. She had light brown hair and was staring at him with curious eyes. "Can I help you?" Stefan asked politely.
"Are you Edward Cullen?"
That was one question Stefan hadn't been expecting. "No I'm not. I'm Stefan Salvatore. I'm not Edward."
The little girl cocked her head to the side. "Then why do you look so depressed and have that constipated look on your face?"
Stefan sighed, getting annoyed with this kid. He needed to find his brother. "Listen little girl, I'm not-"
"You even sound like him too. Did Edward clone himself? Because if he did then he's not very good at it."
Stefan inwardly groaned and figured this kid wasn't worth an explanation. He walked away from the kid, getting a feeling that today wasn't going to be as much fun as he thought.
Damon groaned as more little kids cut infront of him. That's it, he thought as he tapped a little boy on the shoulder, I'm using compulsion and I don't care if little brother is watching me.
The little kid turned around and Damon smirked, his pupils widening. "Let me through the line brat."
The kid moved off to the side and Damon continued doing the same thing to the rest of kids until there were no more people in line. "Hm, so this is called "Winners Wheel". Interesting." He grabbed a token from his cup and began playing. He put the coin in and watched as it ran down the blue ramp and fly into a little opening. Lights started flashing and a ball ran down a metal ramp, dropping off at the end and falling into a red hole. "Yes! Thirty tickets!" He looked at all the kids and smiled as he compelled them to give him all of their coins. He had a feeling his was going to be here for awhile.
Stefan groaned. So far this day wasn't going as planned. He had planned to make his brother miserable but it worked just the opposite. He had just been called Edward ten times and chased by rabid little girls who wanted Edward's head on a platter. One kid asked him to go outside so she can see him sparkle and another asked him if he could teach her how to sparkle. He shook his head. "I wonder how Damon is doing."
Damon laughed as another bout of tickets flew out at him. So far he had gotten the bonus, which is hundred tickets, five times and successfully robbed ten children of their tokens. They didn't put up much of a fuss, just went back to their parents to ask for more coins just like Damon compelled them to do. "This is actually fun! At this rate I'll have enough tickets to buy all the prizes!" laughed Damon to himself as he stuck another coin in.
"I see you're having fun."
Damon turned his head to see Stefan standing there, looking irritated. "Why hello Stefan, or should I say Edward."
Stefan had to resist every urge to slam him up against the wall, so he glowered at him evilly. "Don't call me that."
Damon smirked as looked to his mountain tickets that were on the ground and back up at Stefan. "You've been the talk of this place. I couldn't escape conversations of how you are the "clone" of Edward."
Stefan held back a growl and looked Damon who had ten cups of tokens. "Where did you get those?"
"Why, I got them how you're supposed to get them."
Stefan shook his head. "Don't play games with me Damon. You compelled kids to give them to you, didn't you?"
Damon pretended to look affronted as he stared as Stefan. "Why dear brother, why would you suspect me of such a crime?"
"Because it's what you do."
Damon smirked, about to say something back when a guy came up to them, holding a large supreme pizza in one of his hands. "Excuse me sir, but I have reason to believe that you've been taking coins away from children."
Damon scoffed. "Yeah, and what are you going to do about it? Go wait on some tables or whatever it is you people do and leave me alone!"
The man glared at Damon, walking over to a family and giving them the pizza. The man sitting at the table glared coldly at Damon, picking up the pizza and walking over to him. "I saw you take my son's coins, and for some reason he doesn't remember you taking them. I demand to know what you did!"
Damon shot him an amused smile. "None of your business old man. Now let me play my game in peace!"
The man's glare deepened and before Damon could blink, he was covered in pizza toppings layered with pizza sauce. Even behind the metal pan, Stefan could hear an audible growl emit from Damon. Poor guy, he picked the wrong person to waste his last meal on. Stefan thought sadly as he watched the pan slide off of Damon's face, trailing smashed up pizza down his clothes and staining them with red sauce.
Moments later, Elena came over, holding another large supreme pizza and smiling as she rounded the corner to where Stefan and Damon were at. "Stefan, Damon! I have the pizza-"
Her words got caught in her throat as she came across a pizza covered Damon and an amused Stefan. Her eyes traveled over to the family and was glaring daggers at Damon and the man sitting at the table. "Bob, that was our lunch!" the woman at the table shouted, glaring at her husband.
"I'm sorry but this man deserved it!" Bob defended himself.
He deserves to have a stake up his rear. Thought Elena as she advanced over to the shocked brothers. "What the hell happened?"
Stefan sighed. "Well, Damon here thought it would be fun to compell children to give him their tokens and to stay away from that game." He pointed over to Winners Wheel.
Elena groaned, shaking her head. "Damon you are such an idiot."
Damon just smirked as Elena glared. "That's why you love me."
Elena groaned as she handed the family her pizza. "I'm so sorry about this. Here's a pizza to make up for Damon's trouble."
Damon gaped at her. "Trouble? They're the ones who threw a pizza at me!"
"Yeah, well I'm hoping they'll do it again!" Elena snapped back.
The man, known as Bob, smiled at Elena. "Do you really mean that?"
Elena turned to him and smiled. "It's all on me."
Damon's eyes widened as yet another pizza hit him square in the face. This time, Stefan didn't bother holding in his laughter. Elena sniggered a little too but then realized what was going to happen next. Damon's face changed in a second and his fangs were rapidly appearing to the surface as he stared at the family with red eyes. Elena quickly got into action and threw what little vervain she had left on him, hoping that it would work. Damon hissed in pain and dropped to his knees, glaring at Elena with all the hatred in the world. "You whore!"
Stefan hit Damon hard on the head. "Don't use that word in a place that has children in it!"
Damon smiled sweetly at his brother. "Go screw a squirrel or better yet a bunny."
"DAMON THAT IS ENOUGH! WE ARE LEAVING!" yelled Elena as she grabbed Damon by the ear and started dragging him out.
"But my tickets!" Damon whined, getting out of her grasp and grabbing the tickets that lay abandoned on the floor. "I can't leave without a prize!"
"What a child." Stefan murmured.
Elena sighed, giving Damon the most evil death glare she could manage. "Fine, just it and lets go!"
Damon quickly put his tickets through the machine and grabbed receipt that fell out. Quickly, he told the cashier what he wanted. She smiled as she handed him a big, plastic blow up red sword. Damon smirked as he took it and whacked Stefan with it. Elena shook her head at his childish antics. "Damon you are embarrassing me."
"And why did you hit me?" complained Stefan, glaring.
"Because it was fun. Now let's go." Damon slammed the door behind him as he went to the car.
Elena was just about to walk out the door when an idea came into her mind. Smirking, she grabbed Stefan and drug him to the play area. "Elena, what-" Elena cut him off as she whispered her plan in his ear. Stefan shook his head. "I don't think that's a very good idea."
Elena sighed. "Please Stefan?"
Stefan sighed, "Ok."
Moments later, Stefan and Elena came out to find Damon leaning on the car, a bored expression could clearly be seen on his face. "Dear god Elena, what did you guys do in there? I may be inappropriate but atleast I know better then to do those kinds of things in public."
Elena shook her head as she snapped her fingers and the door flew open, revealing a bunch of kids with stakes in their hands and bottles of water in the other. Elena crouched down to the kids abs whispered softly. "Remember what I told you inside. This is the guy who killed Edward and made an awful copy out of him. Go avenge his death and remember to pour the water on him."
Damon's eyes widened as about three dozen kids came after him, screaming Edward killer and waving stakes in the air. "Must kill Edward killer! Must kill Edward killer!"
Damon yelled out in surprise as he ran around the parking lot with a bunch of kids following him. The effects of the vervain were still affecting him so he couldn't use his vampire speed or compulsion until the vervain went completely away. "Oh, they are so going to PAY!" Damon yelled out as a kid threw water-filled vervain on him. "I hope you kids enjoyed your meals, because that is going to be the last one you ever have!"
"I hope you die! You killed Edward!" the kids yelled together as one stabbed a stake in Damon's arm.
Elena and Stefan watched as Damon jumped up on a car and give them the most evil and darkest glare. "I hope you're happy!"
"Just use your sword to fend them off Damon!" laughed Stefan.
"Go to hell brother!" Damon could feel the car shaking as the kids tried to knock him off of it.
Elena laughed as she tangled her hands with Stefan's. "This was a great way to loosen up."
Stefan nodded. "This was a great idea Elena. Let's do it again sometime." He kissed her softly on the lips as they turned back to Damon running around the parking lot still covered in pizza sauce and hundreds of pepperoni toppings.
"IF YOU VALUE THESE KIDS PATHETIC LIVES THEN I SUGGEST YOU CALL THEM OFF!!!"
Elena laughed as she turned to Stefan. "Should I?"
Stefan shook his head. "Nah, let him suffer for awhile. This could be good for him."
Elena nodded, still laughing as she got out a camera. "Perfect for blackmail."
Damon looked over at Elena and his eyes widened. "Take that picture and you won't ever see that camera again!"
"Smile Damon." Elena quickly snapped the picture and transferred it over to her phone. She quickly forwarded it to Bonnie and Alaric, laughing. "They will get a kick out of this."
"That's it! You are so going to die!"
Elena laughed but then turned her head to a door opening. She gasped as she saw a guy in the Chuck E Cheese costume. "Weren't you going to invite me?" he said, looking at Elena and Stefan.
Elena nodded as Stefan got out another stake and water bottle. "Have fun."
"Thanks!" The guy flashed them a smile as he ran after Damon who was getting more pissed by the second.
"Oh HELL NO!" Damon exclaimed as he ran faster, running out of the parking lot with Chuck E Cheese and the children following him.
Elena waited a few minutes before grabbing Stefan's hand and pulling him towards the building. "Come on, let's go have some fun."
Stefan nodded eagerly as he was being pulled by an excited Elena. "Damon can wait a few minutes longer. Let's just hope no one dies."
"Oh, trust me if he kills anyone this picture I just took is going on the Internet." Elena giggled evilly as she kissed Stefan.
Stefan grabbed a cup of tokens and went over to the hockey table. "Three out of two?"
"You're on." Elena grinned.
The end
A/N: This idea came to me when I went to Chuck E Cheese the other day. My sister introduced me to the game "Winners Wheel" which is very fun and you get ALOT of tickets from it. So I thought that Damon would enjoy it. Haha please review! I'm thinking about continuing it to where they go to Chuck E Cheese again but this time the kids are armed with stakes and are wearing vervain. I'm still not sure about this idea. Thanks for reading! I might continue or I might not.
Summary: To try and loosen up the Salvatore brothers, Elena takes them to Chuck E Cheese for some heart filled fun. Oh Elena, haven't you learned that vampires and kids don't mix?
Chapter 1
Elena drove steadily down the smooth road with Damon and Stefan blind folded in the backseat. She smiled to herself. They have been going through alot of hard times and barely had time for any fun. So today she was going to make time for that.
Damon groaned from his place in the backseat. "How much longer Elena? I want to take this stupid blind fold off!"
Elena grinned as she neared the place. "We're almost there. Haven't you heard the saying, patience is a virtue?"
"Nope, never had in my life." Elena could particularly see Damon smirking from the backseat. "Why do we have to wear these anyways?"
Elena huffed in annoyance. "Because the place I'm going to is a surprise and if I told you where we were going you wouldn't have come."
Damon sighed as he gave up but then a thought crossed his mind. "Are we taking Stefan to join the circus?"
Elena inwardly slapped herself as she turned into the parking lot. "Can you please just act like your brother and shut up?"
"Me? Act like him? No way in hell. I particularly don't like the taste of fur in the morning."
Stefan laughed. "She meant behavior wise Damon. I'm keeping quiet so wherever she's taking us I'll be on her good side."
"Suck up." Damon muttered under his breath.
"Ok we're here!" Elena chirped happily as she got out of the car. "Take off your blind folds!"
Damon and Stefan did as they were told and looked up at the building that was infront of them. Staring at them, straight in the face, was a picture of a huge gray mouse with a purple shirt on and a smile on his face. Their eyes widened as little kids dashed into the overly crowded joint, filled with a ton of games and screaming little kids who didn't get a prize. "Good god she managed to take us straight to hell." Damon muttered, looking at his brother who had recovered from his shock and was smiling strangely. "What the hell are you so happy about?"
"I think this is a great way to loosen up and have some fun. We've been under too much pressure these past months and we really need a break from all of this."
Damon smirked. "Well, you two have fun. I'm out of here." Before he could make a run for it, Elena stood in his path, holding a stake and a bottle of water.
"Don't even think about leaving." she glared at him, holding the stake close to his chest.
Damon glared right back at her. "Do it. I dare you."
Elena nodded. "Ok." In one swift movement, Elena threw the spiked water on him and rammed the stake into his stomach and pulled it out. She grabbed Damon's collar and put her face dangerously close to his. "No one is leaving here until I say so. Do I make myself clear? We are going to have some fun now and you are NOT going to screw this up for me. You got it?"
Damon nodded meekly and Elena stepped away, walking towards an amused and shocked Stefan. "You ready?"
Stefan nodded as he kissed her. "Ready to go Damon?" He turned to Damon who was getting up slowly.
"Yeah, give me a minute to regain my strength and kill your girlfriend." He rubbed his neck tenderly. "Stupid girl."
Elena ignored Damon's threat as she walked into Chuck E Cheese. Damon reluctantly followed. He could just see the words "hell" plastered everywhere in the place. He groaned inwardly. This was going to be a long day.
After paying for the tokens and ordering a large supreme pizza, Elena went over to a booth and set her stuff down. Motioning for Stefan and Damon to do the same, she put a small amount of tokens in each cup and handed them each one. "Knock yourselves out. If you run out then find me. And try to behave." She gave Damon a dark look as she said that.
Damon put on his best innocent smile. "Why Elena, it's wrong to accuse people of crimes they didn't commit yet. Give me a little credit."
She scoffed as she turned to Stefan. "Keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid."
Stefan nodded. "Don't worry I will."
Damon rolled his eyes and grabbed his cup of tokens, walking over to the games. Stefan followed Damon as he went over to a game where a bunch of kids were crowded around. Damon groaned. This was going to take forever to play a stupid game.
Stefan followed his brother, going through a maze of kids and games. He stopped when he felt something poking him. "Excuse me?" A little kid's voice called to him.
He looked down and saw a little kid who looked no more then the age of five. She had light brown hair and was staring at him with curious eyes. "Can I help you?" Stefan asked politely.
"Are you Edward Cullen?"
That was one question Stefan hadn't been expecting. "No I'm not. I'm Stefan Salvatore. I'm not Edward."
The little girl cocked her head to the side. "Then why do you look so depressed and have that constipated look on your face?"
Stefan sighed, getting annoyed with this kid. He needed to find his brother. "Listen little girl, I'm not-"
"You even sound like him too. Did Edward clone himself? Because if he did then he's not very good at it."
Stefan inwardly groaned and figured this kid wasn't worth an explanation. He walked away from the kid, getting a feeling that today wasn't going to be as much fun as he thought.
Damon groaned as more little kids cut infront of him. That's it, he thought as he tapped a little boy on the shoulder, I'm using compulsion and I don't care if little brother is watching me.
The little kid turned around and Damon smirked, his pupils widening. "Let me through the line brat."
The kid moved off to the side and Damon continued doing the same thing to the rest of kids until there were no more people in line. "Hm, so this is called "Winners Wheel". Interesting." He grabbed a token from his cup and began playing. He put the coin in and watched as it ran down the blue ramp and fly into a little opening. Lights started flashing and a ball ran down a metal ramp, dropping off at the end and falling into a red hole. "Yes! Thirty tickets!" He looked at all the kids and smiled as he compelled them to give him all of their coins. He had a feeling his was going to be here for awhile.
Stefan groaned. So far this day wasn't going as planned. He had planned to make his brother miserable but it worked just the opposite. He had just been called Edward ten times and chased by rabid little girls who wanted Edward's head on a platter. One kid asked him to go outside so she can see him sparkle and another asked him if he could teach her how to sparkle. He shook his head. "I wonder how Damon is doing."
Damon laughed as another bout of tickets flew out at him. So far he had gotten the bonus, which is hundred tickets, five times and successfully robbed ten children of their tokens. They didn't put up much of a fuss, just went back to their parents to ask for more coins just like Damon compelled them to do. "This is actually fun! At this rate I'll have enough tickets to buy all the prizes!" laughed Damon to himself as he stuck another coin in.
"I see you're having fun."
Damon turned his head to see Stefan standing there, looking irritated. "Why hello Stefan, or should I say Edward."
Stefan had to resist every urge to slam him up against the wall, so he glowered at him evilly. "Don't call me that."
Damon smirked as looked to his mountain tickets that were on the ground and back up at Stefan. "You've been the talk of this place. I couldn't escape conversations of how you are the "clone" of Edward."
Stefan held back a growl and looked Damon who had ten cups of tokens. "Where did you get those?"
"Why, I got them how you're supposed to get them."
Stefan shook his head. "Don't play games with me Damon. You compelled kids to give them to you, didn't you?"
Damon pretended to look affronted as he stared as Stefan. "Why dear brother, why would you suspect me of such a crime?"
"Because it's what you do."
Damon smirked, about to say something back when a guy came up to them, holding a large supreme pizza in one of his hands. "Excuse me sir, but I have reason to believe that you've been taking coins away from children."
Damon scoffed. "Yeah, and what are you going to do about it? Go wait on some tables or whatever it is you people do and leave me alone!"
The man glared at Damon, walking over to a family and giving them the pizza. The man sitting at the table glared coldly at Damon, picking up the pizza and walking over to him. "I saw you take my son's coins, and for some reason he doesn't remember you taking them. I demand to know what you did!"
Damon shot him an amused smile. "None of your business old man. Now let me play my game in peace!"
The man's glare deepened and before Damon could blink, he was covered in pizza toppings layered with pizza sauce. Even behind the metal pan, Stefan could hear an audible growl emit from Damon. Poor guy, he picked the wrong person to waste his last meal on. Stefan thought sadly as he watched the pan slide off of Damon's face, trailing smashed up pizza down his clothes and staining them with red sauce.
Moments later, Elena came over, holding another large supreme pizza and smiling as she rounded the corner to where Stefan and Damon were at. "Stefan, Damon! I have the pizza-"
Her words got caught in her throat as she came across a pizza covered Damon and an amused Stefan. Her eyes traveled over to the family and was glaring daggers at Damon and the man sitting at the table. "Bob, that was our lunch!" the woman at the table shouted, glaring at her husband.
"I'm sorry but this man deserved it!" Bob defended himself.
He deserves to have a stake up his rear. Thought Elena as she advanced over to the shocked brothers. "What the hell happened?"
Stefan sighed. "Well, Damon here thought it would be fun to compell children to give him their tokens and to stay away from that game." He pointed over to Winners Wheel.
Elena groaned, shaking her head. "Damon you are such an idiot."
Damon just smirked as Elena glared. "That's why you love me."
Elena groaned as she handed the family her pizza. "I'm so sorry about this. Here's a pizza to make up for Damon's trouble."
Damon gaped at her. "Trouble? They're the ones who threw a pizza at me!"
"Yeah, well I'm hoping they'll do it again!" Elena snapped back.
The man, known as Bob, smiled at Elena. "Do you really mean that?"
Elena turned to him and smiled. "It's all on me."
Damon's eyes widened as yet another pizza hit him square in the face. This time, Stefan didn't bother holding in his laughter. Elena sniggered a little too but then realized what was going to happen next. Damon's face changed in a second and his fangs were rapidly appearing to the surface as he stared at the family with red eyes. Elena quickly got into action and threw what little vervain she had left on him, hoping that it would work. Damon hissed in pain and dropped to his knees, glaring at Elena with all the hatred in the world. "You whore!"
Stefan hit Damon hard on the head. "Don't use that word in a place that has children in it!"
Damon smiled sweetly at his brother. "Go screw a squirrel or better yet a bunny."
"DAMON THAT IS ENOUGH! WE ARE LEAVING!" yelled Elena as she grabbed Damon by the ear and started dragging him out.
"But my tickets!" Damon whined, getting out of her grasp and grabbing the tickets that lay abandoned on the floor. "I can't leave without a prize!"
"What a child." Stefan murmured.
Elena sighed, giving Damon the most evil death glare she could manage. "Fine, just it and lets go!"
Damon quickly put his tickets through the machine and grabbed receipt that fell out. Quickly, he told the cashier what he wanted. She smiled as she handed him a big, plastic blow up red sword. Damon smirked as he took it and whacked Stefan with it. Elena shook her head at his childish antics. "Damon you are embarrassing me."
"And why did you hit me?" complained Stefan, glaring.
"Because it was fun. Now let's go." Damon slammed the door behind him as he went to the car.
Elena was just about to walk out the door when an idea came into her mind. Smirking, she grabbed Stefan and drug him to the play area. "Elena, what-" Elena cut him off as she whispered her plan in his ear. Stefan shook his head. "I don't think that's a very good idea."
Elena sighed. "Please Stefan?"
Stefan sighed, "Ok."
Moments later, Stefan and Elena came out to find Damon leaning on the car, a bored expression could clearly be seen on his face. "Dear god Elena, what did you guys do in there? I may be inappropriate but atleast I know better then to do those kinds of things in public."
Elena shook her head as she snapped her fingers and the door flew open, revealing a bunch of kids with stakes in their hands and bottles of water in the other. Elena crouched down to the kids abs whispered softly. "Remember what I told you inside. This is the guy who killed Edward and made an awful copy out of him. Go avenge his death and remember to pour the water on him."
Damon's eyes widened as about three dozen kids came after him, screaming Edward killer and waving stakes in the air. "Must kill Edward killer! Must kill Edward killer!"
Damon yelled out in surprise as he ran around the parking lot with a bunch of kids following him. The effects of the vervain were still affecting him so he couldn't use his vampire speed or compulsion until the vervain went completely away. "Oh, they are so going to PAY!" Damon yelled out as a kid threw water-filled vervain on him. "I hope you kids enjoyed your meals, because that is going to be the last one you ever have!"
"I hope you die! You killed Edward!" the kids yelled together as one stabbed a stake in Damon's arm.
Elena and Stefan watched as Damon jumped up on a car and give them the most evil and darkest glare. "I hope you're happy!"
"Just use your sword to fend them off Damon!" laughed Stefan.
"Go to hell brother!" Damon could feel the car shaking as the kids tried to knock him off of it.
Elena laughed as she tangled her hands with Stefan's. "This was a great way to loosen up."
Stefan nodded. "This was a great idea Elena. Let's do it again sometime." He kissed her softly on the lips as they turned back to Damon running around the parking lot still covered in pizza sauce and hundreds of pepperoni toppings.
"IF YOU VALUE THESE KIDS PATHETIC LIVES THEN I SUGGEST YOU CALL THEM OFF!!!"
Elena laughed as she turned to Stefan. "Should I?"
Stefan shook his head. "Nah, let him suffer for awhile. This could be good for him."
Elena nodded, still laughing as she got out a camera. "Perfect for blackmail."
Damon looked over at Elena and his eyes widened. "Take that picture and you won't ever see that camera again!"
"Smile Damon." Elena quickly snapped the picture and transferred it over to her phone. She quickly forwarded it to Bonnie and Alaric, laughing. "They will get a kick out of this."
"That's it! You are so going to die!"
Elena laughed but then turned her head to a door opening. She gasped as she saw a guy in the Chuck E Cheese costume. "Weren't you going to invite me?" he said, looking at Elena and Stefan.
Elena nodded as Stefan got out another stake and water bottle. "Have fun."
"Thanks!" The guy flashed them a smile as he ran after Damon who was getting more pissed by the second.
"Oh HELL NO!" Damon exclaimed as he ran faster, running out of the parking lot with Chuck E Cheese and the children following him.
Elena waited a few minutes before grabbing Stefan's hand and pulling him towards the building. "Come on, let's go have some fun."
Stefan nodded eagerly as he was being pulled by an excited Elena. "Damon can wait a few minutes longer. Let's just hope no one dies."
"Oh, trust me if he kills anyone this picture I just took is going on the Internet." Elena giggled evilly as she kissed Stefan.
Stefan grabbed a cup of tokens and went over to the hockey table. "Three out of two?"
"You're on." Elena grinned.
The end
A/N: This idea came to me when I went to Chuck E Cheese the other day. My sister introduced me to the game "Winners Wheel" which is very fun and you get ALOT of tickets from it. So I thought that Damon would enjoy it. Haha please review! I'm thinking about continuing it to where they go to Chuck E Cheese again but this time the kids are armed with stakes and are wearing vervain. I'm still not sure about this idea. Thanks for reading! I might continue or I might not.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
I Won't Leave You
I Won't Leave You
A/N: Wow, I'd never thought this day would come when I would have written 50 stories on one website! I owe it ALL to you guys for reading, reviewing, the favorites and author alerts and favorite authors. They mean the WORLD to me and I COULD NOT have done it without you! I would also like to take the time to thank my beat friend in real life, sayianprincess1992. Most of these stories would not be up here if it wasn't for her giving me ideas. Heck, sometimes she doesn't even know! Lol. So anyways, I think that this is truly amazing that I have come this far as a writer. I used to suck at writing, but now it's second nature to me. I LOVE writing and hopefully someday will make a career out of it. Like, I could be a best selling author like Stephanie Meyer. (doubt THAT but there's no harm in trying)
So far my stories haven't been boring. (or atleast I hope they haven't). I sure hope my 50th story doesn't disappoint, and if it does, please tell me how I can make it better and improve my writing. Sure, this isn't really a big deal like writing 100 or 200 stories on a site, but I just wanted to acknowledge the fact that I'm half way to 100 stories. Wow, can't believe I'm hitting the half mark already.
Again, I want to thank every single one of you who have brightened my day by reading and giving me feedback. There were times where writing didn't even interest me but all I had to do was look at your reviews and that motivation would flare itself back up inside of me. I love you guys. You have no idea how much. I hope more of my stories are as exciting and intriguing! Ok I think I'm going to quit rambling and just let you read the story already. Enjoy!!
Summary: Elena finds out she is pregnant. Shocked but happy, Stefan helps out in anyway he can. Will they be able to be parents? Read and review! Shocking ending that changes everything!
Chapter 1
Elena heaved out her contents for the tenth time that day. Her face was pale and knuckles were white as ice. She had a death grip on the bowl, afraid that if she let even the slightest pressure off she would fall head first into her own vomit. Elena slumped onto the cold tile floor, letting her hot forehead cool against the white marble. She looked up to see Stefan walk in, helping her up to her feet and walked her to the bed where she laid down, burying her face into the pillow. "What's wrong with me?" she cried out, the tears flowing.
Stefan sighed, sitting on the bed besides her. "You're probably just sick Elena. We'll go to the doctor in a few minutes."
Elena unhid her face from the pillow and smiled at him. "Thank you." She pecked him on the cheek before getting up and going to make her some tea. Stefan followed her, still unsure if she should drink anything if she couldn't keep it down.
Elena walked stiffly into the kitchen and mechanically got herself a a glass and poured herself some already made tea. She took a few sips, feeling the taste of her lunch in her throat as she swallowed, a sick feeling washed over her but she ignored it. Stefan could see his wife having a hard time so he stepped in to help. Carefully, he held the glass for her and got a straw. Elena muttered a "thank you" in his direction as she watched him go.
Damon soon came in, plopping himself down and taking a blood bag from the fridge, staring at Elena with amusement. "What with you, baby cakes?"
Elena glared, not in the mood for Damon's games. "Save it Damon. I've had a long day."
"What's wrong? Is my broody brother too much for you? Because you can always come to fun side and loosen up a bit."
Elena sighed as another wave of uneasiness hit her and she dashed to the bathroom, flinging the door shut behind her and emptied her stomach once again to the awaiting toilet. Stefan came into the kitchen and stole a glance at his brother before sitting down at the table. "I don't know what's wrong with her."
Damon sighed, throwing his empty blood bag into the trash can. "She's just sick Stefan. Nothing major."
"But what if there is something seriously wrong?" Stefan probed, searching for answers. "What if she has a virus?"
"Then the doctors will give her some medicine. Problem solved. Goodbye." Damon concluded, walking out of the kitchen and to the living room where his alcohol awaited him.
Stefan sighed, clearly his brother wasn't going to be of much help with the issue. He would have to do it alone.
Elena came back from the bathroom, looking more pale and sicker then Stefan had ever seen her. He calmly walked over to her and rubbed the side of her head with his hand, caressing it softly. "It'll be ok Elena. We'll go to the doctor and he will figure out what is wrong with you."
Elena nodded, sliding down into a chair while keeping her gaze locked onto Stefan. "I hope I get some medicine soon."
Stefan smiled. "Are you all ready to go?"
Elena nodded. "Yes, I want to find out what has been making me sick for the past three weeks."
Stefan nodded as he walked out the front door with Elena, leaving a smirking Damon behind.
They soon arrived at the doctor's office and went inside. Elena took a look around at the ugly yellow walls and the TV in the upper corner where there were chairs lined up on the walls. Elena sat down while Stefan talked to the receptionist. She grabbed a magazine and flipped through it, finding nothing of interest in it's covers so she set it aside and waited for Stefan to return. Stefan soon returned and sat down next to her, draping his arm lazily around her as she snuggled up against him.
"Elena Gilbert?" the doctor called suddenly, looking at the clipboard in her hand.
"That's us." Elena stood up and walked into the office with Stefan, hoping that another bout of sickness wouldn't wash over her.
"Well, it looks like you're perfectly fine." Elena stared at the doctor, baffled by what she just said.
"How am I 'fine' if I keep throwing up?"
The doctor smiled. "That's called Morning Sickness, it's what you have when you are expecting."
Elena and Stefan looked at each other and then shook their heads. The possibility of getting pregnant by a vampire was slim to none. There was no way Elena could be pregnant! But try explaining that to a doctor. "I'm sorry, but I don't think Elena is pregnant. We haven't had sex in weeks."
The doctor pulled out a pregnancy stick and gave it to Elena. "Just to make sure."
Elena nodded as she took the stick and went into the bathroom. A few minutes later, she came out with her face pale as a ghost and her hand was shaking that held the test with a tiny plus sign on it. The doctor took it and smiled at the expecting parents. "Congratulations! You're going to have a baby!"
Elena's eyes roamed and found Stefan staring at her in shock. "How can this happen?" she hissed quietly.
Stefan responded with a shake of his head, looking at her with equal shock. The doctor smiled at them. "Come back in a few weeks so I can do a check-up on you and the baby."
Elena nodded her thanks as she and Stefan got up and left. Once they were in the car, Elena put her head in her hand and groaned inwardly. She couldn't believe that she was going to have a baby. Damon had told her that procreation between vampires is impossible. Stefan drove carefully back to the boarding house, keeping a keen eye on Elena the whole way there. "How is this possible?" asked Elena, turning in her seat so she was facing Stefan.
Stefan shook his head as he neared the boarding house. "I do not know. Things like this can't happen."
"I'm sure Damon is going to get a kick out of this." Stefan chuckled as Elena smiled at him. "In Georgia he told me that vampires can't procreate."
Stefan nodded, fixing his eyes back onto the road. "He's right, vampires can't procreate. I guess this will blow his theory out of the water."
Elena laughed as Stefan stopped the car infront of the boarding house. She leaned in and gave Stefan a short but sweet kiss on the lips before getting out and walking towards the front door. Stefan followed her, going inside to find Damon sitting in the living room. He smirked at Elena. "So, what's the verdict?"
Elena sighed. "I'm pregnant."
Damon stared at her in shock for a split second before laughing. "Elena, vampires can't procreate!"
Elena huffed. "Well, apparently Stefan is special because he can!"
Damon looked at Stefan whose face mirrored his own shock. "Well, this is an interesting turn of events." His shock turned into a full blown grin.
Stefan ignored his brother and cupped Elena's face in his muscular hands. "I'm going out hunting. I'll be back soon, ok?"
Elena nodded as she kissed him. "Hurry back soon."
Once Stefan was gone, Elena sat down on the couch and watched Damon take a sip from his glass of whiskey. Damon swirled the remaining drops around, watching Elena intently. "Wow, this is new. A vampire pregnancy."
Elena smiled sarcastically. "I should congratulate myself on being the first ever woman to procreate with a vampire."
Damon grinned, swinging the remaining alcohol into the back of his throat. "It's not all that bad. Until Stefan leaves you of course."
Elena gaped at Damon, not believing what she just heard him say. "Stefan would never leave me! How could you say that? Sure we may have never planned to have kids but Stefan will stay by my side through all of this! This is his child, Damon! He wouldn't abandon it!"
Damon sighed, shaking his head. "You may think that and dear brother will most likely be with you throughout the whole time you are carrying the thing, but when it is born he will realize what he got himself into and If he has any balls at all, he will tell you to take care of the kid yourself and then go find another vixen that looks like Katherine."
Damon didn't think he had ever seen a human move as fast as Elena did. In a few seconds, Damon had a bright red hand mark on his cheek and a very pissed off Elena snarling in his face. "You listen here," she sputtered out, her anger taking over her, "Stefan is a fine good husband and he will make a fine good father! I don't know what your generation did when somebody got knocked up by accident but in my generation the father usually stays with the emotionally drained mother who now has a kid for the next 18 years!"
"Rawr, feisty. I like it." Damon dodged the blow Elena threw at him and ducked out of her grasp. "I'm just warning you now that when Stefan sees the child he will have second thoughts. Who would want to take care of a mistake for a portion of their eternal life?"
Elena contemplated slapping Damon again, but figured wasting what energy she had left on him would be a waste. "He won't leave me. I bet you my life on that." Elena gave Damon one final glare before departing to her bedroom.
Damon laughed lightly as he poured himself another glass, smiling to himself. "The poor fool."
The door opened and Stefan walked in, looking satisfied from his animal meal. He looked around until his eyes hit Damon. "Where's Elena?"
Damon pointed to the stairs. "Your pregnant girlfriend is up there. Have fun for the nine months!"
Damon ignored Damon's jabs and raced up the stairs to find a tear streaked Elena sitting on his bed, a running waterfall coursing down her face. Stefan softly walked over to her and sat down on the bed, pulling her close to him. "What's wrong Elena?"
"You won't leave me will you?" Elena suddenly blurted out. She knew she was being stupid, but some of Damon's words stuck with her. How does she knew that when he hears the crying he won't bail?
Shock covered his features in an instant. "Elena, where did this come from? You know that I will never leave you. Did Damon say something?"
Elena nodded, holding onto Stefan while she spoke shakily. "He said that when you see the child you'll leave."
Stefan sighed, anger building up inside towards his brother. "Damon doesn't know anything about having a child. The men in our time would yes, leave their wives for some reason or another, but Elena, I would never leave you. I want this. I want this child, more then I have ever wanted anything else in my life."
Elena nodded, fully believing Stefan's words. "I know you won't."
Stefan kissed Elena passionately, putting all of his love and passion inside of her. Elena kissed back eagerly, gripping Stefan's shirt and slowly started to undo the buttons on it. Stefan caught what she was doing and quickly pulled her hands away. "No Elena, I don't think that this is a good idea."
Elena put her pouty face on, giving Stefan the best begging facial expression she could muster. "Stefan, I'm not a blimp yet, and besides you're not going to hurt the baby. I know you will be careful."
Stefan sighed, giving in to Elena's wishes. He put his hand on her non showing stomach and smiled. "I will."
Elena laughed as she pinned Stefan's arms behind his head and began kissing him furiously, ripping off his garments and discarding them to the floor. Stefan smirked as he complied to Elena's will, knowing that they wouldn't get many chances to do this now.
A/N: I hope the first chapter to this story was good! I have alot of plans and ideas for this story that come into play soon! I know, this is a Stefan and Elena fic but I highly recommend you Delena lovers out there to read. I PROMISE you won't be disappointed! More chapters to come! Please review!
A/N: Wow, I'd never thought this day would come when I would have written 50 stories on one website! I owe it ALL to you guys for reading, reviewing, the favorites and author alerts and favorite authors. They mean the WORLD to me and I COULD NOT have done it without you! I would also like to take the time to thank my beat friend in real life, sayianprincess1992. Most of these stories would not be up here if it wasn't for her giving me ideas. Heck, sometimes she doesn't even know! Lol. So anyways, I think that this is truly amazing that I have come this far as a writer. I used to suck at writing, but now it's second nature to me. I LOVE writing and hopefully someday will make a career out of it. Like, I could be a best selling author like Stephanie Meyer. (doubt THAT but there's no harm in trying)
So far my stories haven't been boring. (or atleast I hope they haven't). I sure hope my 50th story doesn't disappoint, and if it does, please tell me how I can make it better and improve my writing. Sure, this isn't really a big deal like writing 100 or 200 stories on a site, but I just wanted to acknowledge the fact that I'm half way to 100 stories. Wow, can't believe I'm hitting the half mark already.
Again, I want to thank every single one of you who have brightened my day by reading and giving me feedback. There were times where writing didn't even interest me but all I had to do was look at your reviews and that motivation would flare itself back up inside of me. I love you guys. You have no idea how much. I hope more of my stories are as exciting and intriguing! Ok I think I'm going to quit rambling and just let you read the story already. Enjoy!!
Summary: Elena finds out she is pregnant. Shocked but happy, Stefan helps out in anyway he can. Will they be able to be parents? Read and review! Shocking ending that changes everything!
Chapter 1
Elena heaved out her contents for the tenth time that day. Her face was pale and knuckles were white as ice. She had a death grip on the bowl, afraid that if she let even the slightest pressure off she would fall head first into her own vomit. Elena slumped onto the cold tile floor, letting her hot forehead cool against the white marble. She looked up to see Stefan walk in, helping her up to her feet and walked her to the bed where she laid down, burying her face into the pillow. "What's wrong with me?" she cried out, the tears flowing.
Stefan sighed, sitting on the bed besides her. "You're probably just sick Elena. We'll go to the doctor in a few minutes."
Elena unhid her face from the pillow and smiled at him. "Thank you." She pecked him on the cheek before getting up and going to make her some tea. Stefan followed her, still unsure if she should drink anything if she couldn't keep it down.
Elena walked stiffly into the kitchen and mechanically got herself a a glass and poured herself some already made tea. She took a few sips, feeling the taste of her lunch in her throat as she swallowed, a sick feeling washed over her but she ignored it. Stefan could see his wife having a hard time so he stepped in to help. Carefully, he held the glass for her and got a straw. Elena muttered a "thank you" in his direction as she watched him go.
Damon soon came in, plopping himself down and taking a blood bag from the fridge, staring at Elena with amusement. "What with you, baby cakes?"
Elena glared, not in the mood for Damon's games. "Save it Damon. I've had a long day."
"What's wrong? Is my broody brother too much for you? Because you can always come to fun side and loosen up a bit."
Elena sighed as another wave of uneasiness hit her and she dashed to the bathroom, flinging the door shut behind her and emptied her stomach once again to the awaiting toilet. Stefan came into the kitchen and stole a glance at his brother before sitting down at the table. "I don't know what's wrong with her."
Damon sighed, throwing his empty blood bag into the trash can. "She's just sick Stefan. Nothing major."
"But what if there is something seriously wrong?" Stefan probed, searching for answers. "What if she has a virus?"
"Then the doctors will give her some medicine. Problem solved. Goodbye." Damon concluded, walking out of the kitchen and to the living room where his alcohol awaited him.
Stefan sighed, clearly his brother wasn't going to be of much help with the issue. He would have to do it alone.
Elena came back from the bathroom, looking more pale and sicker then Stefan had ever seen her. He calmly walked over to her and rubbed the side of her head with his hand, caressing it softly. "It'll be ok Elena. We'll go to the doctor and he will figure out what is wrong with you."
Elena nodded, sliding down into a chair while keeping her gaze locked onto Stefan. "I hope I get some medicine soon."
Stefan smiled. "Are you all ready to go?"
Elena nodded. "Yes, I want to find out what has been making me sick for the past three weeks."
Stefan nodded as he walked out the front door with Elena, leaving a smirking Damon behind.
They soon arrived at the doctor's office and went inside. Elena took a look around at the ugly yellow walls and the TV in the upper corner where there were chairs lined up on the walls. Elena sat down while Stefan talked to the receptionist. She grabbed a magazine and flipped through it, finding nothing of interest in it's covers so she set it aside and waited for Stefan to return. Stefan soon returned and sat down next to her, draping his arm lazily around her as she snuggled up against him.
"Elena Gilbert?" the doctor called suddenly, looking at the clipboard in her hand.
"That's us." Elena stood up and walked into the office with Stefan, hoping that another bout of sickness wouldn't wash over her.
"Well, it looks like you're perfectly fine." Elena stared at the doctor, baffled by what she just said.
"How am I 'fine' if I keep throwing up?"
The doctor smiled. "That's called Morning Sickness, it's what you have when you are expecting."
Elena and Stefan looked at each other and then shook their heads. The possibility of getting pregnant by a vampire was slim to none. There was no way Elena could be pregnant! But try explaining that to a doctor. "I'm sorry, but I don't think Elena is pregnant. We haven't had sex in weeks."
The doctor pulled out a pregnancy stick and gave it to Elena. "Just to make sure."
Elena nodded as she took the stick and went into the bathroom. A few minutes later, she came out with her face pale as a ghost and her hand was shaking that held the test with a tiny plus sign on it. The doctor took it and smiled at the expecting parents. "Congratulations! You're going to have a baby!"
Elena's eyes roamed and found Stefan staring at her in shock. "How can this happen?" she hissed quietly.
Stefan responded with a shake of his head, looking at her with equal shock. The doctor smiled at them. "Come back in a few weeks so I can do a check-up on you and the baby."
Elena nodded her thanks as she and Stefan got up and left. Once they were in the car, Elena put her head in her hand and groaned inwardly. She couldn't believe that she was going to have a baby. Damon had told her that procreation between vampires is impossible. Stefan drove carefully back to the boarding house, keeping a keen eye on Elena the whole way there. "How is this possible?" asked Elena, turning in her seat so she was facing Stefan.
Stefan shook his head as he neared the boarding house. "I do not know. Things like this can't happen."
"I'm sure Damon is going to get a kick out of this." Stefan chuckled as Elena smiled at him. "In Georgia he told me that vampires can't procreate."
Stefan nodded, fixing his eyes back onto the road. "He's right, vampires can't procreate. I guess this will blow his theory out of the water."
Elena laughed as Stefan stopped the car infront of the boarding house. She leaned in and gave Stefan a short but sweet kiss on the lips before getting out and walking towards the front door. Stefan followed her, going inside to find Damon sitting in the living room. He smirked at Elena. "So, what's the verdict?"
Elena sighed. "I'm pregnant."
Damon stared at her in shock for a split second before laughing. "Elena, vampires can't procreate!"
Elena huffed. "Well, apparently Stefan is special because he can!"
Damon looked at Stefan whose face mirrored his own shock. "Well, this is an interesting turn of events." His shock turned into a full blown grin.
Stefan ignored his brother and cupped Elena's face in his muscular hands. "I'm going out hunting. I'll be back soon, ok?"
Elena nodded as she kissed him. "Hurry back soon."
Once Stefan was gone, Elena sat down on the couch and watched Damon take a sip from his glass of whiskey. Damon swirled the remaining drops around, watching Elena intently. "Wow, this is new. A vampire pregnancy."
Elena smiled sarcastically. "I should congratulate myself on being the first ever woman to procreate with a vampire."
Damon grinned, swinging the remaining alcohol into the back of his throat. "It's not all that bad. Until Stefan leaves you of course."
Elena gaped at Damon, not believing what she just heard him say. "Stefan would never leave me! How could you say that? Sure we may have never planned to have kids but Stefan will stay by my side through all of this! This is his child, Damon! He wouldn't abandon it!"
Damon sighed, shaking his head. "You may think that and dear brother will most likely be with you throughout the whole time you are carrying the thing, but when it is born he will realize what he got himself into and If he has any balls at all, he will tell you to take care of the kid yourself and then go find another vixen that looks like Katherine."
Damon didn't think he had ever seen a human move as fast as Elena did. In a few seconds, Damon had a bright red hand mark on his cheek and a very pissed off Elena snarling in his face. "You listen here," she sputtered out, her anger taking over her, "Stefan is a fine good husband and he will make a fine good father! I don't know what your generation did when somebody got knocked up by accident but in my generation the father usually stays with the emotionally drained mother who now has a kid for the next 18 years!"
"Rawr, feisty. I like it." Damon dodged the blow Elena threw at him and ducked out of her grasp. "I'm just warning you now that when Stefan sees the child he will have second thoughts. Who would want to take care of a mistake for a portion of their eternal life?"
Elena contemplated slapping Damon again, but figured wasting what energy she had left on him would be a waste. "He won't leave me. I bet you my life on that." Elena gave Damon one final glare before departing to her bedroom.
Damon laughed lightly as he poured himself another glass, smiling to himself. "The poor fool."
The door opened and Stefan walked in, looking satisfied from his animal meal. He looked around until his eyes hit Damon. "Where's Elena?"
Damon pointed to the stairs. "Your pregnant girlfriend is up there. Have fun for the nine months!"
Damon ignored Damon's jabs and raced up the stairs to find a tear streaked Elena sitting on his bed, a running waterfall coursing down her face. Stefan softly walked over to her and sat down on the bed, pulling her close to him. "What's wrong Elena?"
"You won't leave me will you?" Elena suddenly blurted out. She knew she was being stupid, but some of Damon's words stuck with her. How does she knew that when he hears the crying he won't bail?
Shock covered his features in an instant. "Elena, where did this come from? You know that I will never leave you. Did Damon say something?"
Elena nodded, holding onto Stefan while she spoke shakily. "He said that when you see the child you'll leave."
Stefan sighed, anger building up inside towards his brother. "Damon doesn't know anything about having a child. The men in our time would yes, leave their wives for some reason or another, but Elena, I would never leave you. I want this. I want this child, more then I have ever wanted anything else in my life."
Elena nodded, fully believing Stefan's words. "I know you won't."
Stefan kissed Elena passionately, putting all of his love and passion inside of her. Elena kissed back eagerly, gripping Stefan's shirt and slowly started to undo the buttons on it. Stefan caught what she was doing and quickly pulled her hands away. "No Elena, I don't think that this is a good idea."
Elena put her pouty face on, giving Stefan the best begging facial expression she could muster. "Stefan, I'm not a blimp yet, and besides you're not going to hurt the baby. I know you will be careful."
Stefan sighed, giving in to Elena's wishes. He put his hand on her non showing stomach and smiled. "I will."
Elena laughed as she pinned Stefan's arms behind his head and began kissing him furiously, ripping off his garments and discarding them to the floor. Stefan smirked as he complied to Elena's will, knowing that they wouldn't get many chances to do this now.
A/N: I hope the first chapter to this story was good! I have alot of plans and ideas for this story that come into play soon! I know, this is a Stefan and Elena fic but I highly recommend you Delena lovers out there to read. I PROMISE you won't be disappointed! More chapters to come! Please review!
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