Things That Damon Would NEVER Say Chapter 2

Things That Damon Would NEVER Say Chap 2

Damon: –singing- You're my honey bunch sugar plum pumpy yumpy yumpkin. You're my sweety pie.

Stefan: Lord save us all.

Damon: -singing- I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my stout. When you tip me over here me shout: Tip me over and pour me out!

Damon: I've changed my ways. I want to drink Bambi blood and frolick in the flowery fields and help people like my goody goody two shoes little brother does. Also I wanna dance in the rain of Spain!

Stefan: I think I like you just the way you are. -looks around nervously- 

Damon: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. It's made of platsic, it's fantastic!

Stefan: -stares at Damon with big eyes-

Damon: -walks up to Elena acting gangster- Yo whatssup bitch?

Elena: -Slaps Damon hard- Don't ever call me that again!

Damon: Aw C'mon surgar, you know you liked it. -winks-

Elena: -Grabs a glass filled with water that has vervain in it and throws it at him- Maybe now you will learn some manners! -walks off-

Damon: For now on, I'm becoming a vegiterian. No more chewing on people. I wonder if I can hunt pink bunnies.

Damon: Stefan, can I have a night light for my room? I'm scared of the dark.

Stefan: How can you be scared of the dark if you're a VAMPIRE?

Damon: I just am, ok?

Damon: Does anybody wanna go forlick in the flowery fields and chew on little bunnies?

Stefan: Nah, I'm good.

Damon: -eyes widen- Ohhhh shiny! I wanna touch the shiny object. Touché!

Stefan: Damon, that's the sun. If you touch it you will die. Or even get close to it for that matter.

Damon: But I'm attached to shiny objects. They're so pretty!

Stefan: Oh god.

Damon: Does this dress make my butt look big?

Stefan: -slaps face- DAMON GET OUT OF THAT DRESS NOW! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!

Damon: Stefan, I need to know if I look fat in it!

Stefan: -rips the dress off of Damon- I SAID TAKE IT OFF!

Damon: -standing there naked- Stefan?

Stefan: -breaths out angrily- What?

Damon: Do I look fat now?

Stefan: ..............

A/N: Sorry it was short but I don't know what else to write! Please review and give me some ideas!

Revenge Chapter 2

Revenge Chapter 2

Katherine stood In the middle of the woods, crying and blaming herself for the events that took place not too long ago. How could she allow herself to fall in love with that monster? He's the one who is tearing her family apart. She never used Damon, she only used Klaus. She loved Damon with all her heart and vowed to never go back to that lowlife who would abuse her everyday. Verbally and physically. But there had been a time where she loved him more then anything, before he became abusive towards her. She had no one to turn to except for Damon. He took her in when no one else would, gave her a place to stay and eventually created a family with her. So she had forgotten all about the deal she made with Klaus before he started acting like a world class jerk. She was told to decevie Damon and use him, but over time she fell in love with him and didn't care about the deal anymore. She just wanted to be happy.

But now that happiness was crushed once again by Klaus. His aim in life was to make hers miserable. So far it was working. Katherine dried her eyes. She wasn't going to sit here and cry about what happened with Damon, she was going to go fix it. She started walking out of the woods when a voice stopped her. "Leaving so soon are we?"

Katherine whipped around, scanning the dark trees with her brown eyes. "What do you want Klaus?" 

A shadowly figure appeared out of the darkness, evil raditating off of every part of his body. Even in the darkness, Katherine could still see that disgusting smile suffusing his face. "I think you know what I want."

He stepped closer to Katherine who kept backing away from him until she hit a tree. "Leave me alone you sick freak!"

Klaus just smiled. He could smell her fear raditating off of every part of her body and he was enjoying the thrill. "You betrayed me." He slowly walked up to her and tilted her head back, exposing her neck. Katherine tried to fight him off, but her efforts were futile. Klaus pinned her hands to the tree, blocking any chance of counter attacks. "And for that, my dear, you must pay the price."

Katherine growled viscously, her eyes blazing red. "Damon won't let you get away with this!"

Klaus grinned. "My poor Katherine. Have you not realized that Damon doesn't care what happens to you anymore? It was pretty clear when he threw you out of the house. He hates you now and for good reason."

Katherine snapped her teeth together in absolute rage. "It's your fault for him hating me! We were fine together until you showed up!"

Klaus laughed manchially. "But now you're free of him. I'm willing to let you redeem yourself for me."

Katherine spat in his face angrily. "Go to hell you monster."

Klaus grip tighened on Katherine, his eyes buzzing like an angry swarm of bees. "Have it your way then. I'll show you that no one double crosses me and gets away with it."

Katherine gasped out in pain as wood was driven through her tigh. Tears streamed down her face as Klaus repeatedly jammed the wood in various places in her body. Katherine was too weak to move, all she could do was moan as Klaus continued with his torture. 

A flicker of movement caught her eye in the depths of the woods. She watched with amazement as Damon emerged, looking pissed then ever before. "Damon, help me." Katherine cried weakly.

Klaus smirked as he stood up. "You're just in time Damon."

Damon said nothing as he picked up a piece of discarded wood from the ground and walked over to Katherine, hurt and betrayal swimming in his eyes. He stood over Katherine, glaring at her. "Damon." Katherine weakly reached her hand up towards him but Damon batted it away. 

"This is for what you have done to me you worthless whore." Katherine's eyes widened as Damon plunged the wood into her body. A few tears fell from Damon's eyes as he watched her skin slowly turn gray. He lightly touched her tear streaked face with remourse. 

 Klaus clapped loudy. enjoying the turn in events. "Bravo Damon. I didn't know you had in you."

Klaus was pinned to a tree in a matter of seconds. He looked into Damon's livid eyes. "Now that I'm through with Katherine, you're next."

Klaus laughed. "You don't want to kill me Damon."

Damon smiled sarcastically. "Oh I don't?" He jammed the wood he used on Katherine into his chest. To his surprise, Klaus reached down and pulled the stake out, throwing it to the ground. 

"If you kill me then you'll never know the truth."

Damon glared. "What truth?"

Klaus started to laugh madly. "You truly are an idiot. Katherine never wanted to be with me, she only wanted to be with you. She only thought she wanted to be with me because I made her want to be with me by using compulsion on her."

Damon could feel his body go into shock as he looked at his dead wife laying on the ground. "She loved me?"

"Of course she did you fool! Anyone could see that! I allowed her to be with you until the right time came. Now, she has been killed by the one person she loved and trusted the most."

Damon walked over to Katherine's body in a daze, bending down to look at her face and could see the tears that she had shed for him. "Kathy, how could I have been so stupid? So blinded by my rage that I couldn't see through this?" He whirled around to face the smirking vampire. "You."

Klaus could only laugh as he watched Damon's body convulse in rage. "Look on the bright side, you'll see each other soon in the firely pits of hell." 

"SHUT UP!" Damon charged at Klaus, grabbing him by the shirt and throwing him into a tree. Klaus dogded the stake Damon threw at him and smirked as he pinned Damon down and punched him a few times. 

"Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you just yet. I'm going to make you suffer while I kill everyone that is important to you, starting with your daughter."

"You touch her and I swear to God-"

"Have a nice day Damon." Damon watched as Klaus disappeared and looke back at Katherine. He slowly got up and picked up her body, carrying it with him as he walked back to the house.

Lilly ran to the door as soon as she heard it open. When she saw her mother in Damon's arms and Damon's tear streaked face she broke down crying. Tyler ran over to Lilly, holding her in his arms as she bawled. Damon walked softly past them and laid Katherine's body on the couch, looking at it sorrowfully. He took his hand and brushed locks of hair from her face, staring into her pained eyes. "How could I have been so stupid?"

Lilly shakely walked over to Damon. "What happened Dad?"

Damon looked into his daughter's pained eyes. "I killed her." he whispered, looking away from his daughter so she wouldn't see his tears fall. "I was so mad and angry, I wasn't even thinking straight. Then, Klaus told me the truth."

"What truth?" sniffled Lilly.

Damon bailed his fists together. "That this was apart of his plan and that Katherine only loved me and not him. He used his compulsion to trick her into loving him and to use me. After awhile though, she fell for me which was exactly what Klaus wanted so I would kill her, knowing how angry I would be at hearing about Katherine's betrayal. He had this all planned out from the beginning."

Lilly burrowed her head in Tyler's chest and resumed crying. Damon held Katherine's hand in his, squeezing it tightly. "I promise you I will kill Klaus and find a way to bring you back."

Lilly slowly got up from Tyler's embrace and walked slowly towards Damon. "Daddy-" Damon and Tyler both watched in horror as Lilly's sentence was cut short by a stake traveling at the speed of light hit her square in the back.

"LILLY!" Tyler and Damon screamed together as they ran over to her but was unable to stop the stake that went through her chest and pireced her heart. 

Tyler caught Lilly in his arms before she hit the floor and cradled her in his arms while tears streamed down his face. "Lilly no."

Damon was beyound angry. He began to call Klaus every name in the book as he desperately tried to find where he was hiding. "Show yourself Klaus! You can't hide forever!"

"On the contray Damon, I can." 

Damon whipped around, looking everywhere for the voice that just spoke but found none. "KLAUS!"

A bone chilling laugh sent shivers running down Damon's spine. "You can't stop me Damon. Once I have killed all of your friends one by one I'll come after you." 

Damon was left bubbling in his own rage as Klaus's voice faded away. 

A/N: Hope you guys liked that one. I need more reviews so please, review!

   

Vampire Diaries Cast Meet Their Characters Chapter 8

Vampire Diaries Cast Meet their Characters Chapter 8

The house was cleaned up by the time Klaus and Katherine arrived at the boarding house. Katherine turned to Klaus, looking at him knowingly. Remember, we speak using our minds.

Klaus nodded. I got that.

Katherine turned to the door and began scratching on it with her sharp nails and meowing loudly. Stefan turned his head towards the door, having just finished vacuming the room. "I'll go let them in." He opened the door and Klaus and Katherine walked in, putting phase three into action. 

Elena smiled as she set out food and water for them. "Here you go guys."

Klaus and Katherine exchanged disgusted looks before reluctantly eating the repulsive food. The door bell rang suddenly, causing Stefan to dash up and get it. "You made it back." 

Ian nodded as he walked into the house, followed by Bonnie, Nina, Kat, Kevin, and Alaric. "What do we do now?"

"We cast a spell." Bonnie said simply, reaching into her bag and pulling out Emily's spellbook. "If you want to find a way to catch an evil force, then a simple spell should draw them out."

Klaus and Katherine looked at each other. What should we do? Katherine hissed telepathically.

Run. Klaus replied as the two cats dashed upstairs.

 Bonnie looked at them strangely. "Where are they going?"

Ian shrugged. "Beats me. Maybe they could sense what was going on and they got scared."

Bonnie flipped open the spellbook and began flipping through it until she came across what she was looking for. "I found it!" she said suddenly. "A revealing spell. This spell will reveal everything in this room to you that is hiding. Weither it be good or evil, this spell will draw it out."

"And you think that this spell will tell us who this person is that we're sensing?" questioned Damon.

Bonnie nodded frimly. "I know it will." She looked at Elena. "I need some candles."

Elena nodded as she rushed off to find some. Bonnie continued reading about the spell for a bit until Elena came back, two candles in hand. Bonnie took the candles from her and told Alaric to dim down the lights. "We need the room partly dark for this to work." Grabbing a match, Bonnie lit the candles and watched as the orange flame come to life, flickering a little on the candle wax. 

Everyone watched as Bonnie began to speak a different language and the flames began to rise and fall. She seemed to have diffculty holding up the spell but she held it steady and finished it. The fire erupted wildly again before falling back to two tiny flames moving madly on the single stick. Damon tapped his foot impatiently when earned him a glare from Elena. "Be patient." 

"Oh I'm sorry, it's kinda hard to do that when something evil could be in your house!" Damon hissed back in a whisper.

Bonnie sighed as she turned back to the group. "There isn't anything here." she said simply, watching as looks of shock pass through everyone.

"What do you mean that nothing is here? I could smell it before you started the spell!" Damon hissed violetly.

"What did it smell like?"

Damon shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know. It smelt like a vampire, but a very old one. As far as I could tell it was just one."

Bonnie nodded. "Well, this spell should've drawn it out. I don't know what to tell you."

"What do we do now?" asked Nina.

"I don't know." replied Kat, looking Damon who was serverly pissed off. 

"I guess we wait." They all turned to Stefan. 

"How can we wait? What if they ambush us?" asked Damon.

"Then we have to fight them when they come. There's nothing else we can do if Bonnie's spell didn't work."

Ian sighed. "I'll go check on the cats and make sure that they're ok."

Damon watched Ian go upstairs, a puzzled look etched onto his face. Bonnie sighed as she finished putting her things away. "I don't know what else we can do except wait for whatever it is to reveal itself."

A loud thud could be heard from upstairs, causing Damon and Stefan to look up. "What is it guys?" asked Elena.

"It's here." Damon snarled, running up the stairs at vampire speed with Stefan right behind him.

Elena and the rest followed them upstairs, worried that something bad was going to happen. They made it up the stairs and saw Stefan and Damon standing at the entry way of a door, their faces frozen in shock. "Stefan." Elena whispered, inching a little bit closer while everyone watched. She looked inside the room and let out a scream.

Ian laid motionless on the floor, throat was ripped open and blood smeared the side of his neck where two fresh puncture wounds were made. His eyes were open as if he went into shock. His baby blue eyes were now a dull color and his skin was unaturally pale. Nina ran over when she heard Elena scream and let out one of her own when she saw Ian. "IAN!!!" She dropped to her knees besides him, checking for a pulse. There was none. 

Kevin looked on in shock, not believing that this could really be happening. "Ian." he whispered, walking over toeards the distraught Nina and pulling her into his arms as she sobbed into his chest. 

Bonnie stared, motified at the scene before her. Kat cried as she stood besides Bonnie. Bonnie pulled the crying girl into an embrace as she tried her best to comfort her. "Wh-what kind of monster would do this?" 

Bonnie shook her head. "I promise you we will find them and get justice for your friend."

"If only it were that easy." growled Damon.

Bonnie looked up at him. "What do you mean?"

"This vampire left behind no scent to follow. It's almost like there wasn't a vampire here in the first place."

"But how is that possible?" demanded Bonnie.

"We don't know." replied Stefan.

"His body is completely drained of blood too." noted Damon.

"How did this happen?" sobbed Nina.

Damon looked thoughtful for a moment, before it finally came to him. "Remember when he said that he had to go check on the cats?"

Nina nodded. "Well, do you see any cats around here?"

Nina looked around the room, not seeing the black and white cats anywhere. "My guess, Is that those cats have something to do with this."

"But Damon, cats can't drain blood from people."

"They can if they're vampires disgusied as cats." Nina's eyes widened at this news. 

Damon bailed his fists together. "How could I have not been able to smell it sooner?"

Stefan put a comforting hand on his brothers shoulder. "Don't worry. We'll find them soon."

A/N: Sorry it took me awhile to update. I had a bit of writer's block. I hoped you guys enjoyed this chapter! Please review!