Damon VS Edward Who is Hotter Chapter 3

Damon VS Edward Who is Hotter Chapter 3

Well, got a couple reviews and they happen to like my idea! So next chapter, someone will be leaving this fic unless if Edward somehow gets more votes then Damon. Then the next one will be a tie breaker.

Edward: Come on people you know you like me better then that crazy vampire over there who dresses like a girl.

Damon: I was FORCED into this! It wasn't my idea to wear it! That ugly whale did this to me!

Emily: *eyes narrow* excuse me?

Damon: You heard me you fat toad!

Emily: Broly!

Broly: *appears next to her* yes sweetie?

Emily: *eyes water and fake cries* Damon called me a whale!

Damon: Wow you really are whipped. Can't you tell that she's faking you big oaf! 

Broly: Grr! *grabs Damon and begins beating him senselessly*

Damon: I'll have my revenge!!!

Emily: *giggles* have fun Damon!

Damon: You stupid whore!

Ok....well since no one has offered any ideas for torture or picked who they liked I guess I have to start this off. Please welcome Caroline!

Crowd: *cheers*

Caroline: Hello everyone! *waves*

Damon: *gets away from Broly* Hello to you babydoll.

Caroline: *looks at Damon with disgust* beat it Damon. 

Damon: Aw you still have hard feelings? Why can't you let that go?

Caroline: You bit me, held me against my will, and almost killed me. I'm not going to let it go! Btw, I like your dress. It's really pretty and suits you perfectly.

Damon: *growls and looks at Emily who was smiling sweetly* I hate you!

Emily: *blows him a kiss* love you too!

Ok Caroline, who do you like better?

Caroline: You're kidding me right? Damon is a jerk that needs to be lit on fire and burned. I choose Edward!

Edward: Haha in your face!

Damon: She doesn't know what she is talking about. Who could resist this? *takes off shirt and causes a few girls in the audience to faint*

Edward: Anybody that is blind.

Damon: No, because they would all date you until they could see then immediately hop on the next plane to Cuba just to get away from you!

So, Damon. How do you want to be tortured?

Damon: How about you just don't do it at all?

Emily: I have an idea. *evil grin*

Damon: Oh no! Not you! I'd rather get sent to the moon again then get tortured by you!

What is your idea Emily?

Emily: *laughs evilly* muhahahaha!!!! Perfect. *rubs hands together while smiling* 

Damon: *backs up a little as Emily advances on him* stay the hell away from me!

Emily: *grins as she ties Damon in a chair soaked with vervain*

Damon: God this burns!! *hisses*

Emily: *gets a small TV and plugs it up.*

Damon: *watches as she turns on the TV and screams in horror* NOOOOO!!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!! THEY'RE BEING RAPED!!!!! 

Emily: Enjoy! After that you still have two more to watch! We will let you go when all three are done playing.

Damon: I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!! OK, OK! I TAKE BACK EVERY MEAN THING I SAID ABOUT YOU! NOW WILL YOU PLEASE LET ME GO???

Emily: *smiles* nope. This is too entertaining. 

Edward: Is he watching Twilight?

Emily: Yep.

Damon: *tries to close eyes but found them taped back* why can't I close my eyes?

Emily: But Damon, if you did that then you would miss all the fun!

Edward: Yeah, you would.

Damon: *glares daggers at Emily* don't go to sleep tonight!

Emily: I don't think I am. Broly and I are going to be busy all night long, if you know what I mean. 

Damon: *gags*

Um ew, I don't think anybody needed to know that.

Damon: I sure didn't.

Broly: *wraps arms around Emily and kisses her*

Emily: *tugs on Broly's hair and deepens the kiss*

Damon: That's it. I'm going to be sick. *throws up*

EMILY AND BROLY!! Not infront of people!!

Emily and Broly: *breaks apart and goes to sit down together*

Ok, now for our next one! Oh hey, Ian's back!

Ian: Hey everybody. I wanted to come back and see how the show is going.

Well, so far Damon has the most votes.

Ian: No surprise there. *looks over at Edward* what happened to him?

Oh, let's just say alot of people enjoy torturing him.

Ian: Oh, so is there anything I can do to help out?

Um no I think we are good. But if I need assistance with anything I'll be sure to give you a call!

Ian: Ok and thanks. *walks off*

Damon: AHHHHH!!!!!!

What is it Damon?

Damon: That reject just sparkled and now I'm blind!!

Edward: *snickers* I dazzle everybody. No one can resist my shininess! 

Damon: Go to hell you vampire fairy!

Edward: Aww now Cinderella, is that appropriate lady talk?

Damon: *twitch* Cinderella? CINDERELLA? NOW YOU'RE DEAD!!! *rips off the vervain ropes in one fluid movement and attacks Edward*

Edward: *screams like a girl and runs away from the deranged Damon*

Damon: That's right you better run!

Edward: *runs into the sun and sparkled*

Damon: OH GOD! *stops chasing him and covers his eyes* my eyes burn!

Edward: *smirks* seems I have one up on you.

Damon: In your dreams pretty boy!

Edward: I beg to differ.

Ok ok guys. That's enough. We have a constant! Please welcome Heena!

Heena: heyyyyy...i really enjoyed reading it...poor edward though...u cud have given
him atleast some more votes...lol...though i (totally) love damon right nw i
guess ill always have a soft spot for ed cuz directly or indirectly hes the
one who got me into vd in the first place

Edward: Aw you're so sweet! Atleast someone likes me! *glares at everyone in the room*

Damon: That poor fool is probably wasted to be thanking you for anything, but atleast I was the one that was chosen. Now, how should we torture you? I know! How about we make you watch every episode of Vampire Diaries?

Edward: *eyes widen* NO!

Damon: It's only fair right? I had to sit through that monstrosity of a movie so you must do the same.

I think that is a good idea. Emily, won't you come over here and put on Vampire Diaries for Eddie over here?

Emily: Gladly. *ties Edward to a chair and puts the DVD in*

Edward: NOOOO!!!!!

Damon: Who's laughing now twinkle toes?

Edward: SHUT UP CINDERELLA!

Damon: Say that again and I might 'accidentally' set that rope on fire.

Emily: Oh Damon! You haven't finished watching Twilight yet! 

Damon: Oh hell no! *runs away from Emily at vampire speed* haha come and catch me -beep-

Emily: *sighs* guess I have to do this the hard way. Oh Brolycums!

Broly: *flies over to Emily and glares menacingly at Damon* I know what to do. *quickly grabs Damon and superglues him to the chair and wraps vervain ropes everywhere on his body* There! Now let's see you escape!

Damon: I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS EVERYONE HERE WILL BE DEAD!!! STARTING WITH YOU! *points to me*

Aw come on Damon. It's just a game.

Damon: Just a game? JUST A GAME?? THIS IS UNCALLED FOR!!!!

Whatever. Ok since this is going to take awhile, I'm going to go ahead and end this chapter. First, let's see how Damon and Edward did. 

Emily: Damon: 1 Edward: 1

Wow, same scores. But if you add the total number of points up Damon has nine and Edward four. So Damon wins!

Damon: Great, now will you let me go?

Emily: Doesn't work that way Damon. The torture commences. 

Damon: Ugh. You suck.

Emily: I know! But Broly is the only one that I will suck!

Damon: *face turns green* Didn't. Need. To. Know. That. 

Haha...*sweat drop* anyways, I would like to thank everyone for reviewing and remember that Stefan will be appearing in the next chapter to face off against Damon so have your torture ideas ready!

Damon: My brother doesn't stand a chance against me. 

Edward: Don't assume anything yet. He could surprise you.

Damon: The only thing that Stefan has done to surprise me was drink human blood! And that didn't last very long!

Edward: Then he got back onto animal blood. 

Damon: What a loser.

Emily: If I must say Damon, you were the one to help him get off the human blood and go back to killing animals.

Damon: That's only because he was going to expose me by gnawing on everyone in town! That freak has no self-control whatsoever! 

Whatever you say Damon. We know that you care about him.

Damon: Pfft! As if!

*sigh* anyways, we end the chapter here. Until next time!

Damon: AHHHH!!! MY EYES ARE BEING RAPED AGAIN!!!!

Emily: This is going to be a long day.

A/N: In case you don't know who Broly is that Emily is with, he is a guy from Dragon Ball Z, which is an amine show. She has a huge crush on him. Anyways, hoped you enjoyed and review please!