The Vampires and Sayians go Grocrey Shopping

The Vampires and Sayians go Grocery Shopping Chapter 2

Trunks smiled as he led the way. "I know this place better then anyone here, considering I used to come here with Mom when I was little."

Stefan and Damon nodded, following the Z fighters as they were led into an isle full of boxes with funny looking characters on them. The shelves were covered in endless rows of cardboard boxes; some were red and others were different variety of colors. Goku stared intensely at the list in hand, trying to figure out what they needed from this section. "We need some Coco Puffs."

Trunks nodded and grabbed a bag of sugary chocolate from the shelf. Damon leaned forward and stared at the brownish bird on the box with a spoonful of round chocolate in its wings. "That's a bird? That's so stupid. I can become a bird that is ten times better then that disgrace."

"Damon don't!" cried Stefan but it was too late.

Everybody watched as Damon sprouted wings and his whole body convulse and transform into a black, slender plump body of a crow. Dark, hard orbs stared back at everyone as the crow sat on the ground, its whole lower body covering its talons. Goku stared in astonishment, eyes wide and mouth open. Stefan just shook his head. "Damon, stop messing around. We need to get the rest of the items and go."

Damon turned its black beak towards Stefan and cawed once, ruffling its feathers before going back to his human form. Damon sniggered. "That was fun."

Stefan just rolled his eyes. "Don't do that again please."

"Whatever you say animal killer."

Stefan glared. "Atleast I'm not a human killer!"

"Ouch." replied Damon dryly as he laughed.

The Z fighters looked on in confusion. "What are they talking about?" whispered Goku.

"We're talking about how Saint Stefan here chews on squirrels! He has them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner." sneered Damon.

"And Damon has a dose of Mexican in the morning, African at noontime, and Caucasian humans for dinner." retorted Stefan, giving his brother the evil eye.

Everyone stared in morbid horror. Damon laughed. "Sorry, I don't eat guys with slot of muscle so you guys are safe. Besides, vegetable head's blood might weaken me!"

Vegeta's face slowly stared to turn red as he stammered for words. "Oh look, it's turning into a tomato!" Damon exploded in laughter while Stefan just gave his brother a disapproving stare.

"YOU'RE DEAD!" Vegeta yelled, charging up his ki and firing a ball of white-hot energy towards Damon.

Damon smirked as he moved out of the way and watched as half of the store was blown to bits. All of the Z fighters were trying to restrain Vegeta but he swatted them away like flies and charged at Damon, grabbing him and throwing him into the canned foods. Damon growled as got up, flinging himself at Vegeta when two arms wrapped themselves around his waist and held him back. "Damon stop!" Stefan exclaimed.

Vegeta laughed. "Aw too bad. Looks like the twilight reject can't beat me after all."

Damon growled. "Come over here and say that to my face." By now, various people had stopped what they were doing and were gaping at Vegeta and Damon. Damon quickly turned his head towards them, eyes widening. "You didn't see anything. Go home now."

The Z fighters watched in amazement as the shoppers carried on like nothing had happened. Goku turned to Damon in shock. "How did you do that?"

"Compulsion." Damon replied simply.

"It's what we use to compell our prey to do things we want them to do." explained Stefan.

Goku nodded. "Thanks Edward!"

Damon exploded into laughter as Stefan started to twitch. "I am not that sparkling fairy. I am Stefan."

"The unshiny version!" laughed Vegeta hysterically.

"For once, I agree with you." smirked Damon.

Stefan closed his eyes and counted to three, trying to calm himself down. "Shall we continue?"

Goku laughed as he walked forward. "Sure, whatever you say Edward!"

Damon and Vegeta continued to kill themselves with laughter as Stefan turned his glare to them. "Shut up!" 

Vegeta turned his head and looked at him, his laugh dying down. Stefan's eyes widened when he realized what he did, then a devilish smirk took over his features as he gave Damon a knowing look. Damon caught on instantly and began to grin himself. "Great idea brother." 

Vegeta looked at them both, confusion sweeping across his face. "What great idea?"

Damon turned his eyes towards Vegeta, an evil glint shining in the deep ocean. "Kiss Goku. We know you two are secretly in love with each other."

Goku's eyes widened. "You're crazy! Vegeta and I have never been in love! He will never do that!"

"Kakarot." 

"Yes Vegeta?" 

"Kiss me." replied Vegeta enticingly. 

Goku's eyes widened as big as sliver plates while he watched Vegeta approached him with puckered lips. "What's wrong with you Vegeta???"

Stefan and Damon laughed as the two ran around the half-destroyed store, sniggering to themselves. This just got alot more fun.

A/N: Hahaha!!! Poor Goku!!! If you want to know what happens next then please review!