The vampires and sayians go grocery shopping chapter 3

The Vampires and Sayians go Grocery shopping chapter 3

Vegeta screamed as electricity surrounded him, making a crackling sound in the air. He cupped his hands together and a ball of light started glowing. Damon and Stefan stared at him with wide eyes as Vegeta screamed, "Final flash!"

"Get down!" Trunks yelled to everyone as they got out of the way. Stefan and Damon quickly snapped out of their state of shock and used vampire speed to evade the oncoming attack. The beam of swirling light missed them by a mile and exploded, destroying the entire store. 

Vegeta was breathing heavily as he stood in the center of the rubble that used to be a store. He looked up in the sky to see the Z warriors staring at him and Damon and Stefan were on the ground staring at the destroyed store. Damon looked over at Stefan with a look of despair on his face. "We're both dead."

Stefan nodded. "I know. Elena really needed that meat for the dinner over at our house."

Trunks shook his head at his father. "Want me to start making you a tombstone Dad?"

"Shut up!" Vegeta yelled angrily. "We can always go to a different store and cover this one up somehow."

Damon smirked. "Leave it to me."

Soon, firetrucks and police cars arrived. Vegeta quickly powered down from super sayian and the Z fighters flew back down. The policemen got out and rushed up to the group standing there. "You there, what happened to this store?"

Damon walked up to them and started speaking in a hushed voice. So low that Vegeta was having a hard time hearing. Once he was done, the policemen nodded his thanks and got in his car and left the scene, along with the firemen. Damon turned back to the group with a triumph grin on his face. "Piece of cake."

Goku's mouth started watering. "Cake? Where?"

Krillin sighed at his best friend's ignorance and looked at the demolished store. "What do we do?"

Damon grinned as he turned his eyes toward Stefan. "We could have some fun."

Stefan's eyes widened and shook his head. "Damon, do you SEE the destroyed store infront of us? That could've been us!"

Damon shook his head. "You are too pathetic brother." He speed walked up to Vegeta and looked deep into his eyes while trying not to laugh. "I want you to ask Goku this." He whispered something into Vegeta's ear and he eagerly nodded. 

"Ok!" Vegeta chirped happily while skipping up to Goku with a happy smile spread across his face. "Kakarot, I love you so much! Will you have my babies?"

Goku slowly started to back away from Vegeta as he continued to advance on him. "Vegeta, I'm pretty sure that we can't do that."

Faster then the human eye could see, Vegeta captured Goku's mouth in his, digging his tongue and tasting Goku's fluids. Goku screamed in Vegeta's mouth as he tried to find a way to break free from Vegeta's iron like grip. Vegeta pulled away with a sad look on his face as Goku's fist connected with his face. "Get away from me you sick freak!"

Goku instantly regretted that when Vegeta's eyes filled up with tears and he began to cry. "Vegeta, don't cry-"

"KAKROT DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!!" wailed Vegeta in agony, more tears hitting the streets and creating a little river. Damon was trying to catch his breath as he tried to get back up from the ground but failed. He turned to Stefan who was staring at him wide eyed. "Get me the camera brother! This could be the next hit on YouTube!"

Stefan shook his head furiously. "You are not pulling me down with you. If you want to die then your on the right track."

Damon shook his head. "Whatever." He grabbed the video camera out of his pocket and started recording when he saw two people standing a couple miles away from them. One was short and had a beard, and the other one was extremely big and numerous muscles covered his whole body. He wore some sort of necklace around his neck and he wore golden boots. He was staring at Goku in a trance and appeared to be getting more angry every second. His spiky hair wavered every few seconds and his eyes were pure white. 

"KAKAROT!!!!" Damon watched in utter amusement as the big guy came charging at Goku and knocking him into the air. 

Vegeta continued to sit on the pavement and bawl like a baby while Goku was being flung around like a rag doll. Goku quickly recovered and got into a fighting stance, glaring at the other fighter. "Broly, what are you doing here?"

Broly grinned. "To kill you!" he charged at Goku again and slammed his fist into his face while Goku flew up into the air and prepared a kamehameha. 

Damon had shut the camera off and was smiling as he walked up to Broly, an evil idea festering in his mind. "Hey muscle boy!"

Broly wheeled around angrily to face Damon. Damon's eyes widened as he compelled Broly. "Wow, this guy is hard to compell. Thank god I drank lots of human blood before I came here." Damon muttered to himself, turning his attention back to Broly. "You love Kakarot."

"I love Kakarot." Broly repeated in a trance.

"There is another guy that loves him too, and in order for you two to live together happily, you must kill him." Damon pointed over to Vegeta who was still sobbing.

Broly nodded, cracking his knuckles. "I'll make sure he perishes. Then, Kakarot and I can live happily ever after." Broly turned his attention to Vegeta, glaring evilly. "Vegeta." Broly rasped.

Vegeta turned his watery eyes to Broly. "What do you want?" he sniffled, wiping a stray tear running down his cheek.

"I see you are in love with Kakarot. Well, you see, Kakarot is mine. I say we settle this with a fight. Whoever wins gets to be with Kakarot forever."

Vegeta nodded, standing up and getting into a fighting stance. He powered up to super sayian and glared menacingly at Broly. "A fight it will be. But Kakarot will be mine in the end."

Broly glared angrily as they both dived at each other, throwing punches and kicks and ki blasts. Goku rubbed the back of his head and stared at the two sayians fighting. "So whoever wins gets to be with me forever? I don't want either of them! I have Chi-chi and she'll kill me if I leave her!"

Damon grinned as he watched the fight. "This is great! Are you getting this on camera?"

"Sadly I am." replied Stefan who was holding a video camera. 

Trunks turned his attention to the two vampires. "You know that when Dad and Broly snap out of it, you two will be dead before you get a chance to apologize."

Damon grinned. "By the time that happens, we will have already fled the country."

Krillin picked up the neglected shopping list. "Um guys, aren't we supposed to be shopping?"

"Can it baldly, this is too much fun!" laughed Damon as he watched Vegeta get thrown into a building. "We can worry about that later."

"Am I the only one that cares about what our wives will do to us if we come back empty handed?"

Damon nodded. "You are the only one Krillin."

Krillin sighed as he took a seat on the ground and watched the fight. This could take awhile.

A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chappie!! Please review!